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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting !

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

So not smelling so sweet then.....ugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was dreadful. I actually borked it was so bad

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I didn't have a shower today. I'm so ashamed. I was too busy being lazy in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pretty obvious isn't it if you're going to get down and dirty that you're not, er, dirty!

It's basic rule number 1 in the Noddy book of meet etiquette? Surely?

In this day and age it seems incomprehensible that anyone wouldn't have basic hygiene standards in place if they expect some naughty business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

really? lol,,I find that hard to believe and revolting,,lol,poor you,,hope you ran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does said lady use the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How refreshing to find such a gent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you try asking her the question?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's pretty obvious isn't it if you're going to get down and dirty that you're not, er, dirty!

It's basic rule number 1 in the Noddy book of meet etiquette? Surely?

In this day and age it seems incomprehensible that anyone wouldn't have basic hygiene standards in place if they expect some naughty business

A bar of soap costs? It's not frickin rocket science is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

well if its true,,,i hope they buy soap,,,if it not then the op should wash their mouth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I understand that the forum is for chatting, can you imagine how demoralizing it is going to be for the meet if she is here and reads your message?. Yes ok she had an odour (putting it politely) but you could have chatted with her about it privately instead of making them feel like crap. Sorry but it is my opinion and you wouldn't like it if the roles were reversed.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

I guess they take the term 'dirty' the wrong way

Jest aside I'm not sure why good hygiene is a struggle for some. Can only assume they know no different.

Baulking at a meet over a meet hygien though, ewwwwwww

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To be honest that doesn't sound normal.

I shower everyday but I'm sure if I didn't for a couple of days I wouldn't smell as bad as you describe. It sounds as though she has some kind of infection.

She must of "looked" clean for you to have gotten that far. Surely if it was just hygene she would of looked grubby generally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

I just read this, read your status and yeah I see what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

well if its true,,,i hope they buy soap,,,if it not then the op should wash their mouth out"

He prob met her outside the local chippy

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

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I would hope she would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

I would hope she would "

and go buy some soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's pretty obvious isn't it if you're going to get down and dirty that you're not, er, dirty!

It's basic rule number 1 in the Noddy book of meet etiquette? Surely?

In this day and age it seems incomprehensible that anyone wouldn't have basic hygiene standards in place if they expect some naughty business

Of course I'm talking in generic terms here - no implication that any particular individual has a problem! Just to be clear, like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For future reference, I find taking a chamois and a bottle of Febreze to meets can help get over these awkward moments

Give her passion flower a quick squirt with Himalayan Sunset and then a dab down with the chamois and your good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

I would hope she would "

Op last meet was over a year ago. He should be glad he got a meet lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Sounds like bv to me and washing won't help in fact it's often the cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting !

Sounds like bv to me and washing won't help in fact it's often the cause.

I was going to say this and it's nothing to do with bad hygiene either.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting !

Sounds like bv to me and washing won't help in fact it's often the cause.

I was going to say this and it's nothing to do with bad hygiene either. "

A little education, research and discretion wouldn't go amiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope she doesn't read the forums. If she smelt of fish it isn't to do with personal hygiene

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope she doesn't read the forums. If she smelt of fish it isn't to do with personal hygiene "

What is it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope she doesn't read the forums. If she smelt of fish it isn't to do with personal hygiene

What is it then? "

They just told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you dont like sushi then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope she doesn't read the forums. If she smelt of fish it isn't to do with personal hygiene

What is it then?

They just told you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hope she doesn't read the forums. If she smelt of fish it isn't to do with personal hygiene

What is it then? "

google bacterial vaginosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope she doesn't read the forums. If she smelt of fish it isn't to do with personal hygiene

What is it then? "

Google BV!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

A pedant (and former fishmonger) writes:

Fresh fish doesn't smell of fish, as it goes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A pedant (and former fishmonger) writes:

Fresh fish doesn't smell of fish, as it goes. "

When it goes off it smells of BV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't somebody straight from work(me,or them)

No excuse for not being fresh on a 1st meet.

But then I am a bit of an OCD freak

Some people like the smell of dirty sex,not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Was it Sue Shee?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't think I can comment without actually knowing the lady in question... Not that I disbelieve the OP but you know the saying 'one sided' and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a medical disorder where the person stinks of fish and can't help it, it's just how their BO is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a medical disorder where the person stinks of fish and can't help it, it's just how their BO is."

It's not their BO stinking of fish(this would be unnatural)

Yeast infection is why women(or men can smell of fish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair it would be a good thing if she did read this post .

If it's bv she can get treatment - if it's a yeast infection she can also get that treated .

And in the meantime , until treated she shouldn't be looking for meets .

It's this kind of thing that gives swinging a bad name .

Truly wrong on every level , and although we only have the ops version , I see no reason why he would post if it wasn't the case .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Yuk. I don't understand anyone who isn't shower fresh on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a medical disorder where the person stinks of fish and can't help it, it's just how their BO is.

It's not their BO stinking of fish(this would be unnatural)

Yeast infection is why women(or men can smell of fish)"

Introduction

Trimethylaminuria is an uncommon genetic disorder that causes a strong body odour usually described as like rotting fish, faeces or garbage.

The odour is created when the body isn't able to process trimethylamine. This is a smelly chemical that's produced in the gut, particularly when certain choline-rich foods are digested.

What are the signs and symptoms?

If you have trimethylaminuria, the chemical trimethylamine builds up in your body and you'll give off a strong odour in your sweat, urine, saliva and vaginal fluids. There are usually no other symptoms.

Some people have a strong odour all the time but, in most cases, it varies in intensity over time.

The smell usually first becomes apparent in childhood when children are weaned. This is because certain foods are responsible for the odour (see below). However, it sometimes starts in adulthood.

Some children with trimethylaminuria may only have a temporary form of the disorder that suddenly clears after months or years. etc, more on NHS website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand corrected then

I've never smelt fishy BO.

I would like to know the % of people have that ?

Yeast infections

or STD would be about 97% I would imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stand corrected then

I've never smelt fishy BO.

I would like to know the % of people have that ?

Yeast infections

or STD would be about 97% I would imagine"

It's extremely rare condition, and the person with it cannot smell themself so wouldn't know about it.

It's BV that makes someone have a fishy fanny, not thrush. Thrush makes it smell 'bread' like (or yeasty). Both these conditions can be caused by an imbalance in natural bacteria in the vagina or gut.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"To be honest that doesn't sound normal.

I shower everyday but I'm sure if I didn't for a couple of days I wouldn't smell as bad as you describe. It sounds as though she has some kind of infection.

She must of "looked" clean for you to have gotten that far. Surely if it was just hygene she would of looked grubby generally.

I thought that.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"To be honest that doesn't sound normal.

I shower everyday but I'm sure if I didn't for a couple of days I wouldn't smell as bad as you describe. It sounds as though she has some kind of infection.

She must of "looked" clean for you to have gotten that far. Surely if it was just hygene she would of looked grubby generally.

Yes, sounds about right.. Most people (men and women included) if they take care of personal hygiene, smell fine.. Maybe an infection of some sort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish she would come on the forums and defend herself

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If she's unwell, she's probably feeling like shit, after reading most of the comments. Things like this can be very alienating. Hugs for anyone who's got a condition or low, or a far off wave for those who are reluctant to cleanse prior to a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I understand that the forum is for chatting, can you imagine how demoralizing it is going to be for the meet if she is here and reads your message?. Yes ok she had an odour (putting it politely) but you could have chatted with her about it privately instead of making them feel like crap. Sorry but it is my opinion and you wouldn't like it if the roles were reversed. "

It might encourage her to jump in the shower though! !

I was wondering. ..fishy smell...maybe she had clunge problems?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Hope she doesn't read this thread.

Whilst there's no excuse for poor hygiene, you're not coming across as a nice person in my opinion, in fact, I think your attitude is equally stinky!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like an old trout

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting !

Sounds like bv to me and washing won't help in fact it's often the cause.

I was going to say this and it's nothing to do with bad hygiene either.

A little education, research and discretion wouldn't go amiss.

On here?!! When taking the piss is more fun?!! Yeah...right!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I wouldn't somebody straight from work(me,or them)

No excuse for not being fresh on a 1st meet.

But then I am a bit of an OCD freak

Some people like the smell of dirty sex,not me."

One of the reasons I only meet locally: the thought of someone travelling miles to meet with sweaty bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said all i need in private..any fishy fannies are welcome to pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't somebody straight from work(me,or them)

No excuse for not being fresh on a 1st meet.

But then I am a bit of an OCD freak

Some people like the smell of dirty sex,not me.

One of the reasons I only meet locally: the thought of someone travelling miles to meet with sweaty bollocks. "

I freshened up in a megabus toilet

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I like an old trout"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like an old trout

I've just added u to the most intelligent thread going on..I do like your input...I'd shag ur mouth if I heard you speak probably lol..or ya just a keyboard warrior xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

I would hope she would

Op last meet was over a year ago. He should be glad he got a meet lol"

Maybe that was just the OPs last published meet? Not everyone publishes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting !

Sounds like bv to me and washing won't help in fact it's often the cause.

I was going to say this and it's nothing to do with bad hygiene either.

A little education, research and discretion wouldn't go amiss.

On here?!! When taking the piss is more fun?!! Yeah...right!!!"

Yes I'm sorry, sometimes I forget where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are times when the devil in me shows it's head and I want to say something I'm not supposed to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets hope said meet doesn't read your post

I would hope she would

Op last meet was over a year ago. He should be glad he got a meet lol

Maybe that was just the OPs last published meet? Not everyone publishes."
It would still show up on the veri summary he as on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are times when the devil in me shows it's head and I want to say something I'm not supposed to. "

I have that problem almost all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are times when the devil in me shows it's head and I want to say something I'm not supposed to.

I have that problem almost all the time!"

It's killing me!

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Have to sympathise, it would turn us off in a flash too, just walk away.

I was once playing at a party with a lady who was lovely but having sex for 1/2 hour made me get into a sweat. After we had finished, in order to be nice and fresh for another woman later on, I used the shower. She got into a right strop, I tried to explain about personal freshness and it was no reflection on her but ........

Some people just don't understand

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I think you need to be aware that some people have a genuine (and very debilitating/embarrassing) condition which causes an strong odour.

I have a friend with it and also knew a work colleague years ago. Showering, washing etc has no impact - he's as hygiene conscious as they come.

It's a known medical problem. Maybe she had it too.

Imagine how horrible

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I like an old trout

I've just added u to the most intelligent thread going on..I do like your input...I'd shag ur mouth if I heard you speak probably lol..or ya just a keyboard warrior xxx"

Pervert!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its true there are some mingers around. You walk around ny public building or even in the open air and you can smell people who clearly havent bathed or laundered for days. Then there are the skanky teeth/dog breath brigade and worst of all the fish fannies. My most horrific encounter was meeting a women off this website. Her pics looked fine and i thought i was in for a rare treat. When i saw her i was almost sick. She was a d*unk,had rotten teeth and the foulest dog breath you could imagine. I made my excuses and left.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

see other thread...... there's a guy looking for someone who may be on here

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Quick question.

What's a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP your status stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently we have noticed this issue becoming a real problem, twice I the male half have had a stand up and leave a group play session in a club because one person literally stinks, to the point I felt physically sick, there is no excuse in the clubs as the showers are free

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Well now he's apparently looking for filthy girl's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well now he's apparently looking for filthy girl's

Then Leeds should be his destination

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

eeewwwwww peoples attitudes to single males posts smell of rotten fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erhhhh that's nastyy

that's the standard thing to do though! Wake up and wash lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I have been guilty of turning up for a coffee meet a bit smelly, but I did warn the person before hand that I was cycling to meet her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke me a kipper...i'll be back for breakfast!!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Cleanliness is next to godliness

so there is no excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she took your status a bit literally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting ! "

Raw fish doesn't smell bad. Do you mean rotten fish? Anyway, couldn't you just say "you know what really turns me on is starting off in the shower"

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"Can someone please tell me why some people just don't have a wash?

I have just had to walk away from a meet because she smelt like a raw fish?

It was disgusting !

Raw fish doesn't smell bad. Do you mean rotten fish? Anyway, couldn't you just say "you know what really turns me on is starting off in the shower" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is some dirty people about. Some guys and girls overpower with perfumes and cologne to mask the smell, makes it worse. Reminds me of an old headmistress she stank, musky smell, yuk

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