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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well its Ffffriday...what we drinkin?

Bars open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold pint of strong dry cider please?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Jd and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea for me

As off out got to drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll start gentle as I have a shed load of vodka in, tea please! Oh fuck it give me a glass of while wine, large!! Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red please Red !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

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Ice my lovely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold pint of strong dry cider please?x"

Strongbow do ya? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and for the lady and I'll have a SoCo and lemonade please!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not allowed until tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine please

Large Madam?

What am I saying its Friday- go large, Merlot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine for me please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd and please "

Certainly Madam Ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea for me

As off out got to drive "

Tea for one- just a brew or that scented Earl Grey muck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a babycham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'll start gentle as I have a shed load of vodka in, tea please! Oh fuck it give me a glass of while wine, large!! Thanks xx"

Large white for Cheeky Red!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a nice GnT please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red please Red !"

Large Red for Cheeky White!

Rioja Reserva for you Sir

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By *uncpl83Couple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Prosecco, can't afford champagne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red please Red !

Large Red for Cheeky White!

Rioja Reserva for you Sir

That'll slip down nicely thanks Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and for the lady and I'll have a SoCo and lemonade please! "

Ice in Both have you tried the Southern Comfort with a little slice of lime too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine please

Large Madam?

What am I saying its Friday- go large, Merlot?"

Definitely large and yes that will do lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???"

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not allowed until tomorrow.

Virgin Cubte Libre?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine for me please xx"

Best just pop that Rioja and a glass on the bar methinks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold pint of strong dry cider please?x

Strongbow do ya? x"

Scrumpy Jack please, Strongbow not very strong lol xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Pint of flange, please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a babycham"

Cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like it with lime, ice in both please! Could always use the cubes for something else! ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a nice GnT please?"

Any particular gin?

Tell you what- have a Bombay Sapphire- trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not allowed until tomorrow.

Virgin Cubte Libre?

What did you just call me? I AM OUTRAGED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As its Friday I'll have a GnT with pink grapefruit juice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime and soda still recovering from last Friday x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prosecco, can't afford champagne!"

Its a virtual Bar and its Friday!!

Glass of Veuve, Daarling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red please Red !

Large Red for Cheeky White!

Rioja Reserva for you Sir

That'll slip down nicely thanks Red

I am Sure it will

I might even join you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold pint of strong dry cider please?x

Strongbow do ya? x

Scrumpy Jack please, Strongbow not very strong lol xx"

Scrumpy it is! Yummy stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'll start gentle as I have a shed load of vodka in, tea please! Oh fuck it give me a glass of while wine, large!! Thanks xx

Large white for Cheeky Red!"
. Cheers me lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of flange, please..."

Well if you will drink that highly coloured over processed crap- theres loads in the back cos it doesnt sell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't like it with lime, ice in both please! Could always use the cubes for something else! ??"

Ok no lime Lots of ice!!

Nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not allowed until tomorrow.

Virgin Cubte Libre?

What did you just call me? I AM OUTRAGED."

Sorry I spelled it wrong

But I am the manager so heres a bag of salt n vinegar to shut you up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As its Friday I'll have a GnT with pink grapefruit juice please

Get you missey! Doesn't that water it down?

If you want a Pink Gin- I know how to do that? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Mrs Muff does like Mr's nuts in her mouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lime and soda still recovering from last Friday x"

Wow now Thats a hangover!!

(I drank Lime and Soda when I gave up drinking for Lent once!!)

Coming up x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm off out to the pub for real in a bit to watch the match, but I'll have a pint of the usual before I go please landlady

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Pint of Stella and one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Jd and please

Certainly Madam Ice?"

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

Ice my lovely?"

Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Pint of flange, please...

Well if you will drink that highly coloured over processed crap- theres loads in the back cos it doesnt sell!

I have concerns about the best before date now.

I'll have anything off the bottom shelf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a nice GnT please?

Any particular gin?

Tell you what- have a Bombay Sapphire- trust me!"

Karoon if you have it, if not Bombay will do.

And one for yourself.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Guinness if youre buying. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have an alcoholic cocktail. Nice and sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off out to the pub for real in a bit to watch the match, but I'll have a pint of the usual before I go please landlady

With or without head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Stella and one for yourself "

One Tortoise and one Rioja, cheers buddy xx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx"

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd and please

Certainly Madam Ice?

No thank you "

It Does water it down if you linger!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Omne still low calorie vimto for me please, cold from the fridge.

Think I've completly gone of alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

Ice my lovely?

Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view

I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!

No one has tried the nuts yet though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of flange, please...

Well if you will drink that highly coloured over processed crap- theres loads in the back cos it doesnt sell!

I have concerns about the best before date now.

I'll have anything off the bottom shelf...

Obsessed by bottoms eh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a nice GnT please?

Any particular gin?

Tell you what- have a Bombay Sapphire- trust me!

Karoon if you have it, if not Bombay will do.

And one for yourself. "

Cheers!

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By *uncpl83Couple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Prosecco, can't afford champagne!

Its a virtual Bar and its Friday!!

Glass of Veuve, Daarling?

I'll have a bottle then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx"

I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prosecco, can't afford champagne!

Its a virtual Bar and its Friday!!

Glass of Veuve, Daarling?

I'll have a bottle then!

Well no sense letting the remainder go flat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a glass of bubbly to start the weekend please x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx

I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself

Ginger is always best

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm off out to the pub for real in a bit to watch the match, but I'll have a pint of the usual before I go please landlady

With or without head

With, but you need the correct pump action as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omne still low calorie vimto for me please, cold from the fridge.

Think I've completly gone of alcohol

Did you not drink last week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on the wagon for a month and only on week 2...... Grrrrrr I could just do a pint or 6 now as well

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By *64mackMan
over a year ago

Dubois

Moonshine cherry flavored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a glass of bubbly to start the weekend please x "

Bolly daarling?

How about a drop of Chambourd make it like a Kir Royale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have an alcoholic cocktail. Nice and sweet

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I think a rapberry and Peach Bellini for you m'lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a glass of bubbly to start the weekend please x

Bolly daarling?

How about a drop of Chambourd make it like a Kir Royale?"

sounds heavenly thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx

I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself

Ginger is always best

Although afternoon tea is nice too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off out to the pub for real in a bit to watch the match, but I'll have a pint of the usual before I go please landlady

With or without head

With, but you need the correct pump action as well

Had lots of practise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages

Read back- I offered you a pink gin

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Omne still low calorie vimto for me please, cold from the fridge.

Think I've completly gone of alcohol

Did you not drink last week?

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only a couple, then I'm stopped and went on to ribena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any nibbles,?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx

I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself

Ginger is always best

Although afternoon tea is nice too!

Oh yes!!! Not long now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

Ice my lovely?

Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view

I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!

No one has tried the nuts yet though

Oh I was looking at your lovely top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too"

I can sort the drink but I lack the necessary equipment for the rest, but I am sure there will be no shortage of offers?

In the meantime how about a Remy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

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Coming right up- ice Madam?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and please"
Ooo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages

Read back- I offered you a pink gin

So you did

my apologies i didn't hear you....i was distracted by the clientele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too

I can sort the drink but I lack the necessary equipment for the rest, but I am sure there will be no shortage of offers?

In the meantime how about a Remy?"

Can't stand brandy, I'll have a zubrovka and apple juice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nibbles,? "

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages

Read back- I offered you a pink gin

So you did

my apologies i didn't hear you....i was distracted by the clientele

Easily done my lovely!

Ready for another?...

Drink, that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T please gorgeous, oh and Ben will have a Guinness xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

Ice my lovely?

Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view

I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!

No one has tried the nuts yet though

Oh I was looking at your lovely top

Thanks It does sparkle rather, does it not!

Ready for more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nibbles,?

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

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nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx

I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself

Ginger is always best

Although afternoon tea is nice too!

Oh yes!!! Not long now

8 days...not that I am counting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages

Read back- I offered you a pink gin

So you did

my apologies i didn't hear you....i was distracted by the clientele

Easily done my lovely!

Ready for another?...

Drink, that is!

Why not?....and have one yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?"

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guinness if youre buying. xx

Sorry for the wait- I had to change the barrel!

Its on the house tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too

I can sort the drink but I lack the necessary equipment for the rest, but I am sure there will be no shortage of offers?

In the meantime how about a Remy?

Can't stand brandy, I'll have a zubrovka and apple juice please"

Whatever floats your boat sweetcheeks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T please gorgeous, oh and Ben will have a Guinness xxx"

Fresh guinness and a gnt with all the bits?

How are you pair xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

Ice my lovely?

Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view

I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!

No one has tried the nuts yet though

Oh I was looking at your lovely top

Thanks It does sparkle rather, does it not!

Ready for more?"

Yep hit me up a double please wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky glass of Sauvignon blanc please !! Sod it give me the bottle

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x

What about you???

Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx

Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx

I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself

Ginger is always best

Although afternoon tea is nice too!

Oh yes!!! Not long now

8 days...not that I am counting!

Can't wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nibbles,?

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx"

Coming right up!

Try the cheesy one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages

Read back- I offered you a pink gin

So you did

my apologies i didn't hear you....i was distracted by the clientele

Easily done my lovely!

Ready for another?...

Drink, that is!

Why not?....and have one yourself

Oo thanks-got a glass of red on the go but am sure a teensy top-up wouldn't hurt!

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have another glass of red please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely

Ice my lovely?

Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view

I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!

No one has tried the nuts yet though

Oh I was looking at your lovely top

Thanks It does sparkle rather, does it not!

Ready for more?

Yep hit me up a double please wench

You read my mind!

Here you go Lovely- may I recommend the tap- ass?

Get it while its hhot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?"

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nibbles,?

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx

Coming right up!

Try the cheesy one!

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i think i will leave thé food and just drink

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over a year ago

"Cheeky glass of Sauvignon blanc please !! Sod it give me the bottle

Chilled to perfection- good choice- one bottle with straw?!

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over a year ago

"May I have another glass of red please

Coming up lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey

Are you going all Primal on me?

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over a year ago

"Any nibbles,?

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx

Coming right up!

Try the cheesy one!

i think i will leave thé food and just drink

Theres a good spicy meaty one too?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Soda n lime with ice n slice, don't forget the straw please n thankyou....

But if I did drink... A large barcardi and apple appetiser please n thankyou...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and red bull for me , but it's not keeping me awake .... Wonder what will ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nibbles,?

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx

Coming right up!

Try the cheesy one!

i think i will leave thé food and just drink

Theres a good spicy meaty one too?

"
will settle for a muffin

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over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey

Are you going all Primal on me?

Should i show rather than tell?

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over a year ago

Please can I have vodka forget the glass a straw in the bottle will do been a shit day.

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over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!"

Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X

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over a year ago

Yep hit me up a double please wench

You read my mind!

Here you go Lovely- may I recommend the tap- ass?

Get it while its hhot!

Question is are you and throbb on the menu?

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over a year ago

"Soda n lime with ice n slice, don't forget the straw please n thankyou....

But if I did drink... A large barcardi and apple appetiser please n thankyou... "

Its the ladies choice but you can have both and choose x

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over a year ago

"Please may I have an alcoholic cocktail. Nice and sweet

I think a rapberry and Peach Bellini for you m'lady?"

Never tried one! Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have another glass of red please

Coming up lovely xx"
Thank you xx

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over a year ago

"Vodka and red bull for me , but it's not keeping me awake .... Wonder what will ?"

Just viewing the clientele works for me!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Soda n lime with ice n slice, don't forget the straw please n thankyou....

But if I did drink... A large barcardi and apple appetiser please n thankyou...

Its the ladies choice but you can have both and choose x"

Thankyou x

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over a year ago

"Please may I have an alcoholic cocktail. Nice and sweet

I think a rapberry and Peach Bellini for you m'lady?

Never tried one! Yes please

I can assure you they are delicious and one is never enough!

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over a year ago

"Any nibbles,?

Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!

Tapas?

nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx

Coming right up!

Try the cheesy one!

i think i will leave thé food and just drink

Theres a good spicy meaty one too?

will settle for a muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have vodka forget the glass a straw in the bottle will do been a shit day. "

Oh dear- virtual hugs too?

How about a Long Island Iced Tea? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey

Are you going all Primal on me?

Should i show rather than tell?

Save that for when I get off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!

Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X"
As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep hit me up a double please wench

You read my mind!

Here you go Lovely- may I recommend the tap- ass?

Get it while its hhot!

Question is are you and throbb on the menu?

As a pair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey

Are you going all Primal on me?

Should i show rather than tell?

Save that for when I get off!

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!

Sorry what was the question?

Would you like me to come a little closer?

Rocks?

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey

Are you going all Primal on me?

Should i show rather than tell?

Save that for when I get off!

Your wish is my command

So smooth you could slide uphill!

Another- calling last orders in this bar- it has to close shortly xx

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over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!

Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!"

Sexy Music it is and I promise I'll be a good girl

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Actually, could I now have a really nice virgin Mary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack open the Rioja gorgeous

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Can I have another coffee please my lovely? Just had a very hot shower & gone all sleepy x

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over a year ago

"Actually, could I now have a really nice virgin Mary.

Sacrificial altar optional?

Coming up Karen xx

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over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!

Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!

Sexy Music it is and I promise I'll be a good girl

Not for a second do I believe that!

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over a year ago

"Crack open the Rioja gorgeous

Reserva-ed jus for you babe xx

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over a year ago

"Can I have another coffee please my lovely? Just had a very hot shower & gone all sleepy x"
I think caffiene free but maybe with a baileys chaser?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Can I have another coffee please my lovely? Just had a very hot shower & gone all sleepy xI think caffiene free but maybe with a baileys chaser?"

Mmmmmmm nice thought!!

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over a year ago

"I'll have a babycham

Cherry

You read my mind

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over a year ago

"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ...

Coming right up- ice Madam?

Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady

Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!

Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!

Sexy Music it is and I promise I'll be a good girl

Not for a second do I believe that!

Haha I don't know what you mean !

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I went to the pub after work. Posh wine did the trick. I

my Friday wine buddy.

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over a year ago

Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please!

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over a year ago

"Crack open the Rioja gorgeous

Reserva-ed jus for you babe xx"

Perfecto lovely lady

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over a year ago

"I went to the pub after work. Posh wine did the trick. I

my Friday wine buddy.

I hope you have eaten this time- no d*unken posting later!!!!

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over a year ago

"Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please!

Crikey mate I didn't have you down as the Champagne cocktails type but whatever you require?

Maybe just start with a jagarbomb and see how you get on?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I went to the pub after work. Posh wine did the trick. I

my Friday wine buddy.

I hope you have eaten this time- no d*unken posting later!!!!

Haha! Two glasses and I'm home in my pjs. It's the best two hours of my week, every week.

Curry is on the way and I have a lovely long lie to look forward to. Life is good. Complicated but good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka!! Tall glass no ice please x

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over a year ago

"Vodka!! Tall glass no ice please x"

So ...like a bottle...then?

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over a year ago

"I went to the pub after work. Posh wine did the trick. I

my Friday wine buddy.

I hope you have eaten this time- no d*unken posting later!!!!

Haha! Two glasses and I'm home in my pjs. It's the best two hours of my week, every week.

Curry is on the way and I have a lovely long lie to look forward to. Life is good. Complicated but good.

Well at least its even handed! On the one hand- you have a glass of wine and on the other, another!

Well Jel about the curry And the lie in!!

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over a year ago

"Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please!

Crikey mate I didn't have you down as the Champagne cocktails type but whatever you require?

Maybe just start with a jagarbomb and see how you get on?

Have one with me and you've got yourself a deal! Infact lets get a round in! Who's for a jaegarbomb?

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over a year ago

"Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please!

Crikey mate I didn't have you down as the Champagne cocktails type but whatever you require?

Maybe just start with a jagarbomb and see how you get on?

Have one with me and you've got yourself a deal! Infact lets get a round in! Who's for a jaegarbomb?

No chance I hate lager!

I will have a shot though x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just went and got tomato juice now going to make a lovely virgin mary

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over a year ago

"I just went and got tomato juice now going to make a lovely virgin mary

Enjoy sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appear to need a top up Red!!

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