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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I personally like number 4......

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

“What do we want?”.

“Time travel”

“When do we want it?”.

“Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well I found them funny, lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I told my son a chemistry joke earlier..... Unfortunately I got no reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked number 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have been jokes in our office no one else gets em. I liked the ones I understood lol

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I like number 1... cant understand the words in the others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell you how exciting neon is but I'm afraid i wouldn't get a reaction lol

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

A Higgs boson goes into a church, but the priest stops it saying "sorry we don't accept Higgs bosons into our order". Higgs boson replies "but without me, how can you have mass?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally like number 4......

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

“What do we want?”.

“Time travel”

“When do we want it?”.

“Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be."

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