FabSwingers.com forum: what they really mean is.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

Or he is hungry or needs to floss his teeth

Nowt wrong with being cynical! Besides your probably right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone really EVER met a guy who lives up to "I can lick pussy for hours"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

see!!! i told them i was right!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone really EVER met a guy who lives up to "I can lick pussy for hours"?

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No Lucy

to be honest even if it was true i wouldnt want to meet - to be stuck in one situation for 'hours' would be enough for me to send a rejection to the invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sometimes hold a pussy lick challenge...i lick till you either:

cum

tickles too much

or you beg to be impaled by cock

record so far 12mins 13seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone really EVER met a guy who lives up to "I can lick pussy for hours"?

Previous attempt deleted as I seemed to have typo heaven..( not a drink in sight either)

Yup I have found one..hence I married him, but Masters talents for hours are not limited to that.. but hours of orgasm in different ways.. Mmmmm

Now all I need is someone else to share these talents with lol :D

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your keeping track? im impressed

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"i sometimes hold a pussy lick challenge...i lick till you either:

cum

tickles too much

or you beg to be impaled by cock

record so far 12mins 13seconds"

did you have a stopwatch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get bored if it went on for hours, definitely a situation where you can have too much of a good thing for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get bored if it went on for hours, definitely a situation where you can have too much of a good thing for me!"

Do you think??? although I do like to swap and change for a bit, then go back to it. :D

katie. x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Has anyone really EVER met a guy who lives up to "I can lick pussy for hours"?

Yes, but was somewhat surprised when he turned up with his cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get bored if it went on for hours, definitely a situation where you can have too much of a good thing for me!

Do you think??? although I do like to swap and change for a bit, then go back to it. :D

katie. x"

If it was a case of mixing it up, then great! But if we're talking solidly, nothing but oral for hours on end, I'd probably fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

He's one of 100s of single males who mailed you and is desperate to have a unique selling point as to why you should pick him.

Your cynicism created this monster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

He's one of 100s of single males who mailed you and is desperate to have a unique selling point as to why you should pick him.

Your cynicism created this monster!

Not me honest i dont get emails from single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

He's one of 100s of single males who mailed you and is desperate to have a unique selling point as to why you should pick him.

Your cynicism created this monster!

Not me honest i dont get emails from single men

Only messing. But this person is definetely trying too hard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

He's one of 100s of single males who mailed you and is desperate to have a unique selling point as to why you should pick him.

Your cynicism created this monster!

Not me honest i dont get emails from single men

Only messing. But this person is definetely trying too hard lol

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BK its ok - i thought it was utterly charming you were messing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what they really mean is ..

can I practise on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

He's one of 100s of single males who mailed you and is desperate to have a unique selling point as to why you should pick him.

Your cynicism created this monster!

Not me honest i dont get emails from single men

Only messing. But this person is definetely trying too hard lol

BK its ok - i thought it was utterly charming you were messing

awww shucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what they really mean is ..

can I practise on you"

maybe right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am cycnical too, discrete equals married/cheating on partner to me, not "i dont want anyone else knowing my business, nor do i want your reputation comprised" etc

I can lick pussy for hours also translates as "i cant do anything else"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i sometimes hold a pussy lick challenge...i lick till you either:

cum

tickles too much

or you beg to be impaled by cock

record so far 12mins 13seconds"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz "snores loudly" or reads a book

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

bi curious guy = sucked more cocks than done on Mardi Gras day in Sydney and San Francisco combined...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only have to read the verifications to realise most of them are complete shite!

Made me laugh for hours...I kept him talking as there was no way I was fucking him.

Really should not be missed - Please some other fooker meet him then I wont have too.

Sucked like a dyson - I am just happy I got my cock sucked!

Lovely personality - Someone has mastered the art of diplomacy.

etc etc....Cynical, yep.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"friends of mine tonight have told me im too cyncal!!!

well may be i am but surely i cant be the only one?

'i really enjoy oral and will lick your pussy for hours'

- translation - this is compensating in some way for the lack of length/ability elsewhere

I think I am as cynical as you, as I think me think it is a way of saying they are not selfish and will serve you for hours....

It would bore me to tears to be played with for hours, give me lots of variation and pounding instead !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think licking pussy for hours is a good thing, it doesnt mess my hair or make up up, my hands are free to do other things like reading a book that I didnt previously have time for, ringing relatives I didnt get round to at xmas, old aunts etc or even typing on the fab forums or browsing the profiles to find the guy who will give me a good pounding. It also saves time as if he licks down my thighs and legs, i only need half a shower then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You only have to read the verifications to realise most of them are complete shite!

Made me laugh for hours...I kept him talking as there was no way I was fucking him.

Really should not be missed - Please some other fooker meet him then I wont have too.

Sucked like a dyson - I am just happy I got my cock sucked!

Lovely personality - Someone has mastered the art of diplomacy.

etc etc....Cynical, yep."
omg sooooo right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You only have to read the verifications to realise most of them are complete shite!

Made me laugh for hours...I kept him talking as there was no way I was fucking him.

Really should not be missed - Please some other fooker meet him then I wont have too.

Sucked like a dyson - I am just happy I got my cock sucked!

Lovely personality - Someone has mastered the art of diplomacy.

etc etc....Cynical, yep. omg sooooo right!!!"

Or do they mean I'm actually like this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jVNmgHKweU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You only have to read the verifications to realise most of them are complete shite!

Made me laugh for hours...I kept him talking as there was no way I was fucking him.

Really should not be missed - Please some other fooker meet him then I wont have too.

Sucked like a dyson - I am just happy I got my cock sucked!

Lovely personality - Someone has mastered the art of diplomacy.

etc etc....Cynical, yep. omg sooooo right!!!

Or do they mean I'm actually like this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jVNmgHKweU

I need a supply of sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think licking pussy for hours is a good thing, it doesnt mess my hair or make up up, my hands are free to do other things like reading a book that I didnt previously have time for, ringing relatives I didnt get round to at xmas, old aunts etc or even typing on the fab forums or browsing the profiles to find the guy who will give me a good pounding. It also saves time as if he licks down my thighs and legs, i only need half a shower then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long do you lick pussy for?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

isn't it a pre-requisite for about 75% of the men on fab that they are 'extremely good' at oral or 'can lick for hours'? It would seem so, looking at a lot of profiles

As it comes wa-ay down the list of things I like doing it really doesn't impress me at all - I'd happily give it a miss in favour of fingers and a hard shag any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should put on my profile

"Can't be bothered with sex or all that malarky, Soooo booooring.

Someone wanted for train spotting and counting cans of soup."

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"how long do you lick pussy for? "

2 minutes each side..to seal in the flavour, then bung in the oven for 6 hours and go to the pub..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should put on my profile

"Can't be bothered with sex or all that malarky, Soooo booooring.

Someone wanted for train spotting and counting cans of soup."

Oooerrr soup can counting, you kinky bugger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how long do you lick pussy for?

2 minutes each side..to seal in the flavour, then bung in the oven for 6 hours and go to the pub..

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should put on my profile

"Can't be bothered with sex or all that malarky, Soooo booooring.

Someone wanted for train spotting and counting cans of soup."

Oooerrr soup can counting, you kinky bugger lol

You into it as well.... hot campbell's of fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should put on my profile

"Can't be bothered with sex or all that malarky, Soooo booooring.

Someone wanted for train spotting and counting cans of soup."

Prefer heinz...more variety

Oooerrr soup can counting, you kinky bugger lol

You into it as well.... hot campbell's of fire."

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