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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Right. what is the worst movie disguise ever?

My choice has to be Sean Connery as 007 in 'You Only Live Twice'.

I mean, the guy was supposed to look Japanese! JAPANESE?!?!? He looked more like a feckin' Romulan!!

Anyway, your turn..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaming nora, deep thought on a saturday night, i cant cope with that at all

How about the fantastic impression of a shark by a cardboard box from Jaws

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

All of Peter Sellers disguises in the Pink Panther films, but then they where meant to be naff anyway

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Clark Kent, obviously. Or not, as the case may be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of Peter Sellers disguises in the Pink Panther films, but then they where meant to be naff anyway

Thats the thing, he was meant to be a dreadful imitation, i think Big Bad means those that were supposed to be something they clearly werent by dreadful acting, make up etc etc

Long time no see by the way, and a Happy New Year to you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How about Collin Farrell in Alexander, the oirish accent!!! ffs

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

"All of Peter Sellers disguises in the Pink Panther films, but then they where meant to be naff anyway

Thats the thing, he was meant to be a dreadful imitation, i think Big Bad means those that were supposed to be something they clearly werent by dreadful acting, make up etc etc

Long time no see by the way, and a Happy New Year to you

An a Happy New Year to you lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of Peter Sellers disguises in the Pink Panther films, but then they where meant to be naff anyway

Thats the thing, he was meant to be a dreadful imitation, i think Big Bad means those that were supposed to be something they clearly werent by dreadful acting, make up etc etc

Long time no see by the way, and a Happy New Year to you

An a Happy New Year to you lovely lady

Sorry by the way, similar picture to a friend but should have looked closer, but the Happy New Year stays

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"How about Collin Farrell in Alexander, the oirish accent!!! ffs

Not as bad as Brad Pitts Jamaican accent in 'Meet Joe Black'...

Or his accent in 'Seven Years in Tibet'...

Or his accent in....ok he's pretty crap at accents

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How about Collin Farrell in Alexander, the oirish accent!!! ffs

Not as bad as Brad Pitts Jamaican accent in 'Meet Joe Black'...

Or his accent in 'Seven Years in Tibet'...

Or his accent in....ok he's pretty crap at accents

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I dont know what people see in him anyway, although i have to confess he was rather dishy looking in Jesse James, twas the cowboy hat i think

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"Right. what is the worst movie disguise ever?

My choice has to be Sean Connery as 007 in 'You Only Live Twice'.

I mean, the guy was supposed to look Japanese! JAPANESE?!?!? He looked more like a feckin' Romulan!!

Anyway, your turn..

Any film before about 1980 that required an Oriental actor. If Burt Kwouk was unavailable, it was going to be a fuck-up, they'd just do some dismal make-up. For example, look at John Wayne's pile of shit, "The Green Berets" about Vietnam, it's practically a cartoon. They stopped blacking up years before, it's amazing they carried on with this crap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lest we should ever forget Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole of "Blair Witch".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Collin Farrell in Alexander, the oirish accent!!! ffs

Not as bad as Brad Pitts Jamaican accent in 'Meet Joe Black'...

Or his accent in 'Seven Years in Tibet'...

Or his accent in....ok he's pretty crap at accents

Apart from his "pikey" accent in Snatch.

I used to have a lot to do with travellers and believe me he was spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clark Kent.,,,,,

Come on Lois... its glasses...

Nothing more...

The most stupid woman on the planet,,nay galaxy

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