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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

...at the checkout, some ratbag chav complaining she had TSS after leaving her tampon in and losing it/forgetting about it for TWO WHOLE MONTHS.

Wtf?

How the fuck does anyone lose or forget stuff in their fannies?

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Overheard. Thanks autocorrect.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The ladies who lunch at Waitrose talk of 'objets perdus'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 months??? If I'd done that I don't think I'd be admitting to it in public either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess once you've forgotten about it, you've forgotten about it! I don't think 3 days after my period ended I'd go "Hmm, did I take that tampon out?" especially if it had....gone right up there.

Unpleasant anyway. And not the kin of thing I'd discuss when I could be overheard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me....I need a new watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's TSS.

I'm not sure I even want to k ow though.

How how do people do the vom smiley it's not on my list

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

2 months!!??

See an anecdote I posted in the "Worst things that have happened regarding sex" thread: My ex started to get TSS after less than 24 hours, so 2 months!! Eww..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too gross ..... Even for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's TSS.

I'm not sure I even want to k ow though.

How how do people do the vom smiley it's not on my list "

Toxic Shock Syndrome can be caused by bacteria if a tampon is in too long.

And gross to be talking about that in public..

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Feel queesy now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's TSS.

I'm not sure I even want to k ow though.

How how do people do the vom smiley it's not on my list "

Oh and brackets with vom written in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's TSS.

I'm not sure I even want to k ow though.

How how do people do the vom smiley it's not on my list "

Toxic shock syndrome.

Go on. Imagine the aroma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That reminds me....I need a new watch "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe sell it on e bay lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

+ from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can happen if the woman forgets she has one in and puts in another. A couple of girls I worked with in Secondary school had TSS,they were hospitalised and very ill.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What's TSS.

I'm not sure I even want to k ow though.

How how do people do the vom smiley it's not on my list "

Press Reply & quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 month? how would you know? I thought id lost a contact lens once, only to find it in my eye weeks later. (glasses) but how would you know about the other?

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

This thread has reminded me to look for that cucumber I bought last week. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can happen if the woman forgets she has one in and puts in another. A couple of girls I worked with in Secondary school had TSS,they were hospitalised and very ill. "

I sat next to them for ages and didn't notice a smell. They weren't rat bag chavs either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine giving that a lick after two months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine giving that a lick after two months "

I didn't until you just bloody said it

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Oh gross!!!

On all levels!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Yeah, I got to overhear a pretty graphic description - she wasn't feeling well, saw her GP, went for a scan and there it was, all swollen up and huge.

Checkout conversation. The whole shop could hear.

Two.

Months.

Not - 'd*unk for 24 hours then hungover for a few days', but two months.

The fucking idiot is so lucky to be alive, and not have her muff melted out.

I find it staggering.

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"I guess once you've forgotten about it, you've forgotten about it! I don't think 3 days after my period ended I'd go "Hmm, did I take that tampon out?" especially if it had....gone right up there.

Unpleasant anyway. And not the kin of thing I'd discuss when I could be overheard! "

Gone right up where?? Like, do they go up your cervix? I stopped with tampons years ago, so I really don't get it :/

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's a lot more common than you would think. I guess not everyone talks about it at the checkout.

Many women believe they have disposed of one tampon and inserted another. They have removed the latter but not the first.

There are lots of creases and crevices that a tampon can hide behind too.

It's not that shocking or gross really. It's just one of those things that we usually don't get to hear about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused...when did she cook it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has reminded me to look for that cucumber I bought last week. Thanks "

thats twice in a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...at the checkout, some ratbag chav complaining she had TSS after leaving her tampon in and losing it/forgetting about it for TWO WHOLE MONTHS.

Wtf?

How the fuck does anyone lose or forget stuff in their fannies?

"

Winters coming, perhaps she was going into hibernation?

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By *ubyrumCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"Yeah, I got to overhear a pretty graphic description - she wasn't feeling well, saw her GP, went for a scan and there it was, all swollen up and huge.

Checkout conversation. The whole shop could hear.

Two.

Months.

Not - 'd*unk for 24 hours then hungover for a few days', but two months.

The fucking idiot is so lucky to be alive, and not have her muff melted out.

I find it staggering."

Is this male or female half of your profile finding it staggering? Out of interest?

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Yeah, I got to overhear a pretty graphic description - she wasn't feeling well, saw her GP, went for a scan and there it was, all swollen up and huge.

Checkout conversation. The whole shop could hear.

Two.

Months.

Not - 'd*unk for 24 hours then hungover for a few days', but two months.

The fucking idiot is so lucky to be alive, and not have her muff melted out.

I find it staggering.

Is this male or female half of your profile finding it staggering? Out of interest?

"

Female, who used to use tampons for years then stopped. I could always feel them in me, so I really don't get how anyone could lose one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would have been worth selling on ebay

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"This thread has reminded me to look for that cucumber I bought last week. Thanks "

I saw it in the hot pics section yesterday!

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I once fingered a girl,and pulled out her rotten tampon that she had forgot about.needless to say it sort if killed the mood..him

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over a year ago

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

That is just gross......

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fingered a girl,and pulled out her rotten tampon that she had forgot about.needless to say it sort if killed the mood..him"

did you hand it back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I got to overhear a pretty graphic description - she wasn't feeling well, saw her GP, went for a scan and there it was, all swollen up and huge.

Checkout conversation. The whole shop could hear.

Two.

Months.

Not - 'd*unk for 24 hours then hungover for a few days', but two months.

The fucking idiot is so lucky to be alive, and not have her muff melted out.

I find it staggering.

Is this male or female half of your profile finding it staggering? Out of interest?

Female, who used to use tampons for years then stopped. I could always feel them in me, so I really don't get how anyone could lose one?"

Obviously other people can't. Why do people assume that everyone is the same.

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

think im gonna try and find a political thread even tho i hate politics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Yeah, I got to overhear a pretty graphic description - she wasn't feeling well, saw her GP, went for a scan and there it was, all swollen up and huge.

Checkout conversation. The whole shop could hear.

Two.

Months.

Not - 'd*unk for 24 hours then hungover for a few days', but two months.

The fucking idiot is so lucky to be alive, and not have her muff melted out.

I find it staggering.

Is this male or female half of your profile finding it staggering? Out of interest?

Female, who used to use tampons for years then stopped. I could always feel them in me, so I really don't get how anyone could lose one?

Obviously other people can't. Why do people assume that everyone is the same. "

My main thing here is she left it in for two months, got TSS, and told the whole shop about it.

We aren't all the same obviously, but that's still fucked up, or are you saying that's normal

If it is, thank god I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the above how could she lose it? I can feel it in the whole time I'm wearing one. I can't bare it for more than a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't feel one if it's in properly, not at all.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I find myself feeling sorry for the bacteria.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Overheard. Thanks autocorrect."

I think you were right first time

OMG thats pretty gross. When I used tampons years ago, I never liked the smell after they had been in for the night!! Wonder who the poor fucker was who finally got it out

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London


"I can't feel one if it's in properly, not at all."

Me neither .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder who the poor fucker was who finally got it out

BBQ tongs and a vets rubber glove ' I'm going in '

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Holy hell, how could you not know?? I find that really weird that she forgot..

I once sat in a pharmacy where a smart suited lady was sitting next to me. She pulls out her phone, dials up her friend (I can only assume) and then goes into full on conversation quite loudly how she has bacterial vaginosis and it smells ect and how she hopes he didn't notice..

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