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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

 Remember, remember! 

    The fifth of November, 

    The Gunpowder treason and plot; 

    I know of no reason 

    Why the Gunpowder treason 

    Should ever be forgot! 

    Guy Fawkes and his companions 

    Did the scheme contrive, 

    To blow the King and Parliament 

    All up alive. 

    Threescore barrels, laid below, 

    To prove old England's overthrow. 

    But, by God's providence, him they catch, 

    With a dark lantern, lighting a match! 

    A stick and a stake 

    For King James's sake! 

    If you won't give me one, 

    I'll take two, 

    The better for me, 

    And the worse for you. 

    A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope, 

    A penn'orth of cheese to choke him....

Ahh those damn Catholics, if only we had a patsy to be caught match in hand!

Time flys but it never changes!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

To be fair though, back then the Catholics were a bit of a handful. The Gunpowder plot was only the latest in many attempts to reverse England's change to C of E. Just ask the Oxford Martyrs how kind and Christian they were

Mr ddc

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It was Henry Viii reformation that killed many Catholics which carried on for centuries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair though, back then the Catholics were a bit of a handful. The Gunpowder plot was only the latest in many attempts to reverse England's change to C of E. Just ask the Oxford Martyrs how kind and Christian they were

Mr ddc"
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That's the beauty of a patsy though Mr d

There always willing to oblige in the game!

Like I said nothing changes

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Guy Fawkes had the right idea!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When I was at school we learn about Guido Fawkes. Kids don't seem to know about the 'Penny for the Guy'. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antidisestablishmentarianism!!sucks fat cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most schools teach about the Gunpowder Plot in Yr2. It's great fun, the kids really engage with it.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mmm cornish pasty

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

We don't burn guys in York. Guy Fawkes is an old York boy so it would be rude.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Mmm cornish pasty "

Psst I do realise the word is patsy. I don't always call out/ type out pastry produce. Just so you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm cornish pasty

Psst I do realise the word is patsy. I don't always call out/ type out pastry produce. Just so you know. "

Don't worry, I do it often. Someone had an awful dilemma recently. I recommended pie.

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