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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Around my waist but I'm

Sweet 16, busting outta the seams at the top.

I know I'm not alone in this; what's your mismatch ladies? This makes dress shopping a little difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the opposite!!! My bum is a size 10 but my tummy and boobs are... well, let's just say they are smaller than a 10.

I hate shopping.

-Courtney

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm all different sizes but don't really look I just buy whatever fits but I'm bigger on top than on bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightmare.

12 waist.

14 hips.

16 chest.

Wearing tight rubber is sometimes a necessity to even things out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a size 11. 10 is a tad tight, 12 hangs off my non exsitent bum it might look like I have one ( I don't know your views ) but I haven't got the one I crave soooo bad!

Oh and a 10/12 on top. Depends on the fabric and bra I wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nightmare.

12 waist.

14 hips.

16 chest.

Wearing tight rubber is sometimes a necessity to even things out!"

Cleo I'd love to have your nightmare. You are a million dollars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am all legs n arms!

feet n hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 bum, 8 waist, 10 on top because of my broad shoulders. That's usually maneagable, it's the height that causes a problem with clothes shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8-10 on top, 6-8 on bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of my huge arse I have to buy size 20 trousers. My top is an 18 and I have small shoulders so dresses look wrong on me. I think there's a waist there somewhere,not seen it for years.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What is it with some plus size jeans re crotch is long like they assume fat women have bucket fannies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a really long body and short legs, which means a lot of fitted dresses don't fit right because where the dress thinks my bum should be is actually where my waist is. And dresses are too short because my bum is lower than it should be. And tops are too short because my body is too long. It's a total pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waist. - I have one just

Hips - full

Chest - heaving

With lots of wobbly bits between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a really long body and short legs, which means a lot of fitted dresses don't fit right because where the dress thinks my bum should be is actually where my waist is. And dresses are too short because my bum is lower than it should be. And tops are too short because my body is too long. It's a total pain. "

I have a similar issue. Tops are always too short for me. It doesn't help that i also have short legs. I just look odd

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

My mind is a 12 but alas my body is a 14!

Janet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One plus is my height as I can wear a maxi without tripping over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a size 11. 10 is a tad tight, 12 hangs off my non exsitent bum it might look like I have one ( I don't know your views ) but I haven't got the one I crave soooo bad!

Oh and a 10/12 on top. Depends on the fabric and bra I wear "

I'd kill for a bum like yours lol.

It's rather comforting to discover that you ladies have issues with clothes too.

I'm a size 6 bottom half, size 10 top half.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wish I hadn't wasted so much time on my upper body strength when I was younger trying to hide my true gender identity. Way too much lat muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 bust and bum, 12 waist. Long body and shorter legs. Makes for interesting shopping trips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assorted , depending where I shop.

DD boobs ruin my chances of fastening coats and jackets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nightmare.

12 waist.

14 hips.

16 chest.

Wearing tight rubber is sometimes a necessity to even things out!

Cleo I'd love to have your nightmare. You are a million dollars! "

Says the lady with the slender, delicate figure I've always craved!

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14 bust and bum, 12 waist. Long body and shorter legs. Makes for interesting shopping trips."

same but legs arent short - and i caould stray into a 15 bum from time to time - killer is the waist being a size smaller than hips - hate the gap in jeans and have to belt up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to mention my extra-long chimp arms.

Long sleeves are never long enough.

And I have transvestite hands. No offence ladies, but my hands are so big they look masculine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I may ladies, you are all lovely as you are. I'm not being sycophantic, its a statement of fact.

Embrace the skin you are in. There are plenty around how will help you with that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forgot to mention my extra-long chimp arms.

Long sleeves are never long enough.

And I have transvestite hands. No offence ladies, but my hands are so big they look masculine "

I have tiny wrists and ankles so my hands look bigger than they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it! I'm a 31 waist but either have to squeeze into a 30 or sag in a 32.

(Sorry, just wanted to join in).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to mention my extra-long chimp arms.

Long sleeves are never long enough.

And I have transvestite hands. No offence ladies, but my hands are so big they look masculine "

I'll swap my feminine hands for your body. I promise not to ruin it with cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it! I'm a 31 waist but either have to squeeze into a 30 or sag in a 32.

(Sorry, just wanted to join in)."

Same.

We could share skirts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgot to mention my extra-long chimp arms.

Long sleeves are never long enough.

And I have transvestite hands. No offence ladies, but my hands are so big they look masculine

I'll swap my feminine hands for your body. I promise not to ruin it with cake "

If you saw me in real life, you'd see that I ruined it with cake years ago!

And babies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a size 11. 10 is a tad tight, 12 hangs off my non exsitent bum it might look like I have one ( I don't know your views ) but I haven't got the one I crave soooo bad!

Oh and a 10/12 on top. Depends on the fabric and bra I wear "

Squats build a bum :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I may ladies, you are all lovely as you are. I'm not being sycophantic, its a statement of fact.

Embrace the skin you are in. There are plenty around how will help you with that x"

We are lovely, but would be more lovely in well fitting clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trousers are my shopping pain.

If they fit nice & snug around the arse & legs they're too big waist wise ~ if they fit well there then they hang off my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I may ladies, you are all lovely as you are. I'm not being sycophantic, its a statement of fact.

Embrace the skin you are in. There are plenty around how will help you with that x

We are lovely, but would be more lovely in well fitting clothes "

Ah Ruby, but you look so goooood out of them x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Waist - 8

Legs 12 (10 if stretchy) I should stop leg day

Top - 8/10 unless there's buttons in which case the tits cause a problem

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

12 waist.

14 hips.

16 chest

this, yes nightmare for dresses..most look like a sack on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"12 waist.

14 hips.

16 chest

this, yes nightmare for dresses..most look like a sack on me

"

You're my body twin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 16 on top ... Size 18 on the bottom too much junk in my trunk and depressing when it comes to shops that seem to have smaller sizes and my waist is a size 14

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My biggest bug bear is finding trousers to fit.

Stretchy stuff is OK generally, but it would be nice to find smart trousers that fit my long decidedly muscular legs

Nita x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And every shop you fit into different sizes... oy yoy yoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried on a top and shorts set a few months ago, needed a 10 in the top and a 16 in the shorts!

Generally I'd say 14 bum, 12 everything else. Wee short legs.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Size 6 petite trousers from next

Size 8 petite suit jacket.

Non existent arse and I hate clothes shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS).

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"12 waist.

14 hips.

16 chest

this, yes nightmare for dresses..most look like a sack on me

You're my body twin!"

i cant be, you are slimmer than me.

totally gorgeous you are cleo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS)."

Neck,

Chest

Waist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS).

Neck,

Chest

Waist?"

Alright, but bras are created on more than one measurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS).

Neck,

Chest

Waist?

Alright, but bras are created on more than one measurement."

So are shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS).

Neck,

Chest

Waist?

Alright, but bras are created on more than one measurement.

So are shirts"

I'm d*unk,leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS).

Neck,

Chest

Waist?

Alright, but bras are created on more than one measurement.

So are shirts

I'm d*unk,leave me alone."

And you can get pants with a bulge pod for your dick.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My wardrobe sizes go from 10 to 16 depending where they are from but I do have to shorten maxi dresses as I am a short arse! Finding fitted dresses or tops is a no go

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a smallish waist but big boobs, a wide flat arse and a pouchy stomach. I've given up on jeans, ones that are good on my bum are too big on my waist and make my stomach look awful. I live in skater and fit and flare dresses but there are some shops I don't even think about trying since I know they'll be all tight across my boobs and give me a bosom shelf instead of cleavage. I own one wrap dress but it's practically obscene in how much cleavage it shows. Well annoying.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE


"It's kind of weird guys don't have more measurements. I'd love underwear tailored for both my waist and dick (31 XS).

Neck,

Chest

Waist?

Alright, but bras are created on more than one measurement.

So are shirts"

Slim fit or regular ? Or whichever variety that particular company call it.

Well, if I buy things that fit my chest, they don't fit my arms (circumference) and I look like a poser or I can't wave at people.

If they fit chest and arms, they are loose round my stomach and often my neck...which makes me look fat (ter than I am)

I tend to wear polo shirts as they tend to be slightly more fitted..but they do ride up my arms.

Before I ruined my knees (and had to stop training legs and playing sport) I had problems with trousers. A 34 inch waist with 26-28 inch thighs was impossible to find.

Used to have my uniform made to measure and some still fits

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