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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Make yourself comfy...kettles on...ranting is to the left and flirting and perving to the right...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Espresso for me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte please!! Morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please. For I am English!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong and black for me please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please , ah perfecto xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cuppa tea, lady grey for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms

No yolk for me and a latte please good lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms

Yes please, can you bring me mine to my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go anywhere miss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol"
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Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking"

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go anywhere miss!"

You can help me serve this lot if you don't mind lovely then we can perv em at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders"

I have a paddle waiting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders"

il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders

I have a paddle waiting...."

And I Sir have the ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders

il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course

Morning lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go anywhere miss!

You can help me serve this lot if you don't mind lovely then we can perv em at the same time

On it!!

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By *ynamicrickCouple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Right please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go anywhere miss!

You can help me serve this lot if you don't mind lovely then we can perv em at the same time

On it!!"

Knew I could rely on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders

il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course

Morning lovely

morning darl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right please"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.

Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking

Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders

il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course

Morning lovely

morning darl"

Are we grandchild free today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right please"

Tea or coffee, gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway onto the ranting.... Am i the only husband on here who feels undermined by men who message their wives? I'm not talking about the sexy stuff. I'm talking about the "ah babe we could just cuddle up and do whatever" or "i know you don't want to meet but I'm not like all those other guys" or "i know your husband doesn't like me but maybe we can meet up without him knowing?". There's a lot more of course but i find myself thinking "you know she's married if she wants to do lovey dovey stuff she has a husband so kindly fuck off!".

I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right please

Tea or coffee, gin?"

Gin

takes my lovely assistant to one side to explain this is a alcohol free post and no gin is served...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Zoya, unfortunately we are both professional cat burglars and we'll be coming in you back door when you least expect us x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway onto the ranting.... Am i the only husband on here who feels undermined by men who message their wives? I'm not talking about the sexy stuff. I'm talking about the "ah babe we could just cuddle up and do whatever" or "i know you don't want to meet but I'm not like all those other guys" or "i know your husband doesn't like me but maybe we can meet up without him knowing?". There's a lot more of course but i find myself thinking "you know she's married if she wants to do lovey dovey stuff she has a husband so kindly fuck off!".

I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!"

And breath...ok fabsters to a vote is Clem bein rational or a twat...

Thumbs up twat

Big smiley rational...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Zoya, unfortunately we are both professional cat burglars and we'll be coming in you back door when you least expect us x "

How fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black tea please, leave bag in too ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black tea please, leave bag in too ta"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right please

Tea or coffee, gin?

Gin

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Ahhhh I quit!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino please extra shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!

And breath...ok fabsters to a vote is Clem bein rational or a twat...

Thumbs up twat

Big smiley rational..."

these messages really winds up the otherhalf! The 'fancy a fuck' are just funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooooooooood Mooooooooooorning lovely

brew please XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right please

Tea or coffee, gin?

Gin

takes my lovely assistant to one side to explain this is a alcohol free post and no gin is served...

Ahhhh I quit!!! Lol"

Pfft part timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot "

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goooooooooooood Mooooooooooorning lovely

brew please XX "

Someones happpppppppppy this morning..morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!"

Lol I'm just that good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!! "

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goooooooooooood Mooooooooooorning lovely

brew please XX

Someones happpppppppppy this morning..morning lovely x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as well I'm hanging to the right today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goooooooooooood Mooooooooooorning lovely

brew please XX

Someones happpppppppppy this morning..morning lovely x

Ohh I like the cheeky wink...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just as well I'm hanging to the right today

I need proof ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as well I'm hanging to the right today

I need proof ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just as well I'm hanging to the right today

I need proof ...

Typical all words ..pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as well I'm hanging to the right today

I need proof ...

Typical all words ..pffft

He didn't take me for a shy one zoya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin "

It's cold this morning!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol"

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still haven't recieved my green tea..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still haven't recieved my green tea.........."

And you know why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can confirm that indeed Mr PB is to the right but damn he aint hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as well I'm hanging to the right today

I need proof ...

Typical all words ..pffft

Moi?

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Cuppa and a perve please - Fi xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good moaning N you look rather lovely this morning is it the wind in your hair or the sun in your eyes or the hand upon those thighs ?

hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuppa and a perve please - Fi xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good moaning N you look rather lovely this morning is it the wind in your hair or the sun in your eyes or the hand upon those thighs ?

hugs

Morning trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to go on the right please... thats if there is any space left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good moaning N you look rather lovely this morning is it the wind in your hair or the sun in your eyes or the hand upon those thighs ?

hugs

Morning trouble "
moi noooooooo I'm gonna be good today as long as I got you it's och aye tha noo

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Can I have a tea please and make it strong xxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!"

Is your wife hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have anything for a bad head?

I'll be over here on the right as ranting is too much this morning for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning ! I'm on the perving / flirting side with a mug of lemsip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like to go on the right please... thats if there is any space left"

Always room for perving and flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have anything for a bad head?

I'll be over here on the right as ranting is too much this morning for me."

You're user name cracks me up every time I see it

as you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please..."

Hussy

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Make room coffee white with one xx

ta muchly xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have anything for a bad head?

I'll be over here on the right as ranting is too much this morning for me."

Strong blk coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make room coffee white with one xx

ta muchly xx

I was sat waiting for you two...how did I know you wanted coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning ! I'm on the perving / flirting side with a mug of lemsip! "

Oh hope the lemsip works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Morning Zoya... In that case, I'll just sit comfortably in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Zoya... In that case, I'll just sit comfortably in the middle

Oh no sitting on the bench lovely hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world"

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world

Phew"

Hugs. Good morning lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

Pretty please? I'll say it! X

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Morning Zoya... In that case, I'll just sit comfortably in the middle

Oh no sitting on the bench lovely hahaha x"

But I want to do both x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world

Phew

Hugs. Good morning lovely"

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

Pretty please? I'll say it! X"

Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'll go right & sit on Mr Throbb's knee

& I've got green tea so he can shut up moaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Zoya... In that case, I'll just sit comfortably in the middle

Oh no sitting on the bench lovely hahaha x

But I want to do both x"

Since its you ...go on then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go right & sit on Mr Throbb's knee

& I've got green tea so he can shut up moaning"

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go right & sit on Mr Throbb's knee

& I've got green tea so he can shut up moaning"

About time got some decent staff around here thanks

. My throats as dry as a vultures crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have anything for a bad head?

I'll be over here on the right as ranting is too much this morning for me.

You're user name cracks me up every time I see it

as you were

Glad to be of service ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go right & sit on Mr Throbb's knee

& I've got green tea so he can shut up moaning

About time got some decent staff around here thanks

. My throats as dry as a vultures crotch"

OIIIIII

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Are you making any bacon sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get someone to sit on my knee and take notes while I'm in class?

I'll pay you in sexual favours and green tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you making any bacon sandwiches?

No....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get someone to sit on my knee and take notes while I'm in class?

I'll pay you in sexual favours and green tea

Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

Pretty please? I'll say it! X

Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x"

I'm fresh out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on the right, can I have a slice of toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

Pretty please? I'll say it! X

Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x

I'm fresh out!"

Not surprised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am on the right, can I have a slice of toast

No brews only this morning

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

Pretty please? I'll say it! X

Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x

I'm fresh out!

Not surprised

I have gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...

Hussy

There's always room for more...

Did you say pretty please tho

Pretty please? I'll say it! X

Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x

I'm fresh out!

Not surprised

I have gin

Shh don't encourage her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cappuccino please extra shot

Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!

Lol I'm just that good

Can't wait to find out!!!

Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner

Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!

Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin

It's cold this morning!! Lol

So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin

Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please..."

*takes note*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms

Yes please, can you bring me mine to my bed

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Zoya, unfortunately we are both professional cat burglars and we'll be coming in you back door when you least expect us x "

Im sure you are not the only people who want to come in Zoyas back door hehe

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By *udeboy65Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Coffee for me as am just down rd x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong and black for me please..

Sorry,,,is that coffee or perving and flirting?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Red label tea. Milk in first. Proper milk that is, none of your green or red top rubbish. In a cup not a mug. One sugar.

And shut that ranting door so i can drink in peace.

Got that?

Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late for coffee as I will keep me up....straight to perving and flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a cuppa tea please squire....ta very much.

.ok rant...Why can't people use indicators properly on roundabouts........they enter roundabout,indicator on to come all the way round,but wait,no.it appears they are turning off.......while still indicating to progress round the roundabout.roundabouts were invented to progress the flow of traffic,not to give us all a mega game of "guess where".......rant over......oh goody now perving

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