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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

For the less poetically cultured....

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

There is a young lady called Kinks

And gallons of coffee she drinks

On a website called Fab

A cock she won't grab

But she'll happily complain about winks

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

If this goes pear-shaped it wasn't my idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wink wink

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

There was a young guy from Aberystwyth

Who had a gun that he very often missed with

While shooting one day

His grip went astray

And shot off the thing that he pissed with

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There was a young guy from Aberystwyth

Who had a gun that he very often missed with

While shooting one day

His grip went astray

And shot off the thing that he pissed with"

That has made me lol for real

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A cultural east midlands lady

Was known to be awfully 'fraidy

Of setting to verse

Her penchant to curse

"Fuck that" she said, "I'm a lady"

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"A cultural east midlands lady

Was known to be awfully 'fraidy

Of setting to verse

Her penchant to curse

"Fuck that" she said, "I'm a lady""

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"There was a young guy from Aberystwyth

Who had a gun that he very often missed with

While shooting one day

His grip went astray

And shot off the thing that he pissed with

That has made me lol for real "

Why, thank you, kind lady! Shakespeare next stop! Not! Lol..

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

The last line was genius

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"If this goes pear-shaped it wasn't my idea "

A thread that is shaped like a pear

Can only be blamed on a pair

Of people on here

Who drink too much beer

And make everyone else stop and stare

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"The last line was genius "

OMG!!!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The last line was genius

OMG!!! "

Did you write it?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If this goes pear-shaped it wasn't my idea

A thread that is shaped like a pear

Can only be blamed on a pair

Of people on here

Who drink too much beer

And make everyone else stop and stare "

I'm not drinking the beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Cloud Cuckoo Land to the North West,

You'll find an old fool with a hairy chest.

He's known on Fab as Doc,

But frankly that's just a crock,

As his Snake Oil and Brain Farts can attest.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"The last line was genius

OMG!!!

Did you write it?"

Yes, a long time ago! Entered it for a college rag mag.. Got published..

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tony was on the fabswingers

Where he hoped to be using his fingers

And despite being demure

But genuine for sure

He still managed to meet some top zingers!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Things are going badder to worse

Cried the poet uttering a curse

I dont get a bean

For my verses obscene

But their worth a tenner per verse

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