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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you hear that?

That's the weekend calling....

If you happen to be at a loose end this weekend we're taking this dumb thread live with a social at Jaydee's club this Saturday the 7th November.

There's a thread in the events section....go on, come and have a laugh

Apart from that....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

Who's flirting?

Who's wishing they were out on the razz?

Who's balls deep or flaps full?

Who's thinking wtf did I just read with that last one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hello "

Phwoaaarrr

Sorry, pavlovian response. Not my fault...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening dashing Dan xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Phwoaaarrr

Sorry, pavlovian response. Not my fault..."

Good evening Mr. Sharp

How's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but not for long, about to watch 'game changer' x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else. "

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening ms test hope ur feeling better xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening dashing Dan xxxx"

Good evening Voddy x x

How's you this evening, all good I hope?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening ms twisted those adult books are good arnt they ive got 6 of them and ordered the alice in wonderland one xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr sharp xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here but not for long, about to watch 'game changer' x"

Good evening Ms. Adventures

What's Game changer?

I'm multi tasking tonight, on here and watching Pitch Perfect on Film4

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hello

Phwoaaarrr

Sorry, pavlovian response. Not my fault...

Good evening Mr. Sharp

How's things with you? "

All good here ta. Hope this finds you similar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?"

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"evening mr sharp xx"

Waves at the frilly arse.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im in a choccie fancying mood dan and havent got any had my emergancy hypo bar yesterday and forgot to replace it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening ms twisted those adult books are good arnt they ive got 6 of them and ordered the alice in wonderland one xx"

Ello Voddy

I love them, I'm currently up to seven or eight, I can't stop buying the things xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away "

*checks train tinetables...

I had no idea!!!

Woo hoo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you? "

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Phwoaaarrr

Sorry, pavlovian response. Not my fault...

Good evening Mr. Sharp

How's things with you?

All good here ta. Hope this finds you similar..."

Just chilling tonight so all's good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away "

That's no excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im in a choccie fancying mood dan and havent got any had my emergancy hypo bar yesterday and forgot to replace it "

Ooh be careful, best get some supplies in asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening ms test hope ur feeling better xx"

Much better thank you sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here but not for long, about to watch 'game changer' x

Good evening Ms. Adventures

What's Game changer?

I'm multi tasking tonight, on here and watching Pitch Perfect on Film4 "

About grand thief auto game, with Daniel Radcliffe I heard it was good (although I would prefer to be watching pitch perfect, I love rebel!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

That's no excuse "

I'll just hop on my magic carpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here! "

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here but not for long, about to watch 'game changer' x

Good evening Ms. Adventures

What's Game changer?

I'm multi tasking tonight, on here and watching Pitch Perfect on Film4

About grand thief auto game, with Daniel Radcliffe I heard it was good (although I would prefer to be watching pitch perfect, I love rebel!) "

That sounds interesting what channel is that on? Love Gta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Daniel. PB's chilling to tunes and watching the footy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

That's no excuse

I'll just hop on my magic carpet "

Go for it Aladdin

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm "

Who pressed the reset button on Testarossa?

We have to re-corrupt her now, ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

That's no excuse

I'll just hop on my magic carpet

Go for it Aladdin "

Jasmine, Daniel...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm "
all us ladies are innocent till we meet you dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol"

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here but not for long, about to watch 'game changer' x

Good evening Ms. Adventures

What's Game changer?

I'm multi tasking tonight, on here and watching Pitch Perfect on Film4

About grand thief auto game, with Daniel Radcliffe I heard it was good (although I would prefer to be watching pitch perfect, I love rebel!)

That sounds interesting what channel is that on? Love Gta "

It was on bbc1 a few weeks back, should be on I player x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm "

Of course! How long has it been since my last confession!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel. PB's chilling to tunes and watching the footy "

Good evening Polar dude

What you listening to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong? "

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm

Who pressed the reset button on Testarossa?

We have to re-corrupt her now, ffs."

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

That's no excuse

I'll just hop on my magic carpet

Go for it Aladdin

Jasmine, Daniel... "
the way east coast and grand centrel have been running this week more like 8 hrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

That's no excuse

I'll just hop on my magic carpet

Go for it Aladdin

Jasmine, Daniel... "

Funny name for a carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm all us ladies are innocent till we meet you dan "

No words for that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm all us ladies are innocent till we meet you dan "

Don't blame me I'm innocent like a Smoothie drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colouring... again!

Wishing I was somewhere else with someone else.

Good evening Ms. Twisted

Then why aren't you?

Because that person's a four hour train journey away

That's no excuse

I'll just hop on my magic carpet

Go for it Aladdin

Jasmine, Daniel...

Funny name for a carpet "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening x "

Good evening Extraspice

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

mmmmmm mr bear has entered the building xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here but not for long, about to watch 'game changer' x

Good evening Ms. Adventures

What's Game changer?

I'm multi tasking tonight, on here and watching Pitch Perfect on Film4

About grand thief auto game, with Daniel Radcliffe I heard it was good (although I would prefer to be watching pitch perfect, I love rebel!)

That sounds interesting what channel is that on? Love Gta

It was on bbc1 a few weeks back, should be on I player x"

Cheers will have a looksie for that in a bit.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm all us ladies are innocent till we meet you dan

Don't blame me I'm innocent like a Smoothie drink "
chokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening....just browsing around here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

How the devil are you?

born again- sweet and innocent Guv- nothing to see here!

Sweet and innocent you say....hmmm

Of course! How long has it been since my last confession! "

You don't fool me....I've got your measure young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel. PB's chilling to tunes and watching the footy

Good evening Polar dude

What you listening to?"

At present the Yeah Yeah Yeahs...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed. "

Canaries? Morocco? Tunisia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed. "

I don't watch any news media, what's happened?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for."

Is it Mrs Slocombe's?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Evening all, lurking from under a very cozy 15 tog duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for."

Good evening Ms. Minx

Your pussy still out on the tiles I take it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed.

I don't watch any news media, what's happened? "

Russian plane crashed leaving Sharm Al Sheikh. Flights TO Sharm Al Sheikh suddenly unpopular...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening....just browsing around here"

Good evening Bob

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and good evening all

The ol'man and I are playing assassins creed. The riddles are starting to do our heads in, so we're cheating. Hehe

So wanna play skyrim but we lose days doing that !!

Xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Good evening everypeeps

*said in a Stavros accent

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Evening everyone xx "

Halo? Getting your defence in early?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Daniel. PB's chilling to tunes and watching the footy

Good evening Polar dude

What you listening to?

At present the Yeah Yeah Yeahs..."

Nice, I had a Joy Division blast earlier that lead me onto a bit of New Order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, lurking from under a very cozy 15 tog duvet"

Good evening Mr. Nudist

You camping again tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx "

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for.

Is it Mrs Slocombe's?"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening miss watson xxx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good evening.

I love Pitch Perfect.

Makes me wanna acapella with someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed.

I don't watch any news media, what's happened?

Russian plane crashed leaving Sharm Al Sheikh. Flights TO Sharm Al Sheikh suddenly unpopular..."

Oh right, shit that's bad Accident or terrorism?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for.

Good evening Ms. Minx

Your pussy still out on the tiles I take it."

Yes she is, and I won't go to bed until I know she's in and safe

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening catweazle xxx is it working yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello and good evening all

The ol'man and I are playing assassins creed. The riddles are starting to do our heads in, so we're cheating. Hehe

So wanna play skyrim but we lose days doing that !!

Xx

"

Good evening Tattoo'd

Not played that for ages, I'm waiting on tbe new Need for Speed to come out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everypeeps

*said in a Stavros accent "

Good evening Ace

Alright matey peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

I'm full of cold can't breathe properly, eyes watering, body aching.

I need a hug lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all x"

Good evening Mr. dsh

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? "
sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Evening all, lurking from under a very cozy 15 tog duvet

Good evening Mr. Nudist

You camping again tonight? "

Maybe, we shall just have to see what comes up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening.

I love Pitch Perfect.

Makes me wanna acapella with someone.

"

Good evening Ms. Seduced

I love the end song best, Simple Minds always gets played in the car for about a week after watching the film lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening miss watson xxx"
evening honey x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I'm in

I'm full of cold can't breathe properly, eyes watering, body aching.

I need a hug lol "

No you don't, You need a quarantine

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Oh right, shit that's bad Accident or terrorism?"

Not sure yet, at least last I heard. As always, reports are conflicting.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening deedee gentle cuddles xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for.

Good evening Ms. Minx

Your pussy still out on the tiles I take it.

Yes she is, and I won't go to bed until I know she's in and safe "

Cats are too independent aren't they, good thing about my daft dog is he knows home is best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

I'm full of cold can't breathe properly, eyes watering, body aching.

I need a hug lol

No you don't, You need a quarantine "

Nooo I want a hug lol they can wear one of those masks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening deedee gentle cuddles xx"

Awww thanks sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

I'm full of cold can't breathe properly, eyes watering, body aching.

I need a hug lol "

Good evening Ms. Dee Dee

Sending you a big medicinal Dan hug (((((HUG))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for.

Good evening Ms. Minx

Your pussy still out on the tiles I take it.

Yes she is, and I won't go to bed until I know she's in and safe "

I hope you find your cat soon- mine sometimes go awol at bedtime- I think they delight in crying to be let in at 3am!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening.

I love Pitch Perfect.

Makes me wanna acapella with someone.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

I love the end song best, Simple Minds always gets played in the car for about a week after watching the film lol "

Don't you forget about me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up "

You been sofa surfing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

I'm full of cold can't breathe properly, eyes watering, body aching.

I need a hug lol

Good evening Ms. Dee Dee

Sending you a big medicinal Dan hug (((((HUG))))"

Feel better already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, lurking from under a very cozy 15 tog duvet

Good evening Mr. Nudist

You camping again tonight?

Maybe, we shall just have to see what comes up"

Don't forget to secure your groundsheet properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh right, shit that's bad Accident or terrorism?

Not sure yet, at least last I heard. As always, reports are conflicting. "

Bloody world is going haywire just lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and pickle for me please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening.

I love Pitch Perfect.

Makes me wanna acapella with someone.

Good evening Ms. Seduced

I love the end song best, Simple Minds always gets played in the car for about a week after watching the film lol

Don't you forget about me...

"

I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

I'm full of cold can't breathe properly, eyes watering, body aching.

I need a hug lol

Good evening Ms. Dee Dee

Sending you a big medicinal Dan hug (((((HUG))))

Feel better already "

They're very therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed.

I don't watch any news media, what's happened?

Russian plane crashed leaving Sharm Al Sheikh. Flights TO Sharm Al Sheikh suddenly unpopular...

Oh right, shit that's bad Accident or terrorism?"

Terrorism I'm holding out our alternative will be the Caribbean every cloud and all that lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi Dan et al, getting ready for bed but still have one pussy not accounted for.

Good evening Ms. Minx

Your pussy still out on the tiles I take it.

Yes she is, and I won't go to bed until I know she's in and safe

I hope you find your cat soon- mine sometimes go awol at bedtime- I think they delight in crying to be let in at 3am!"
told mine key under mat let yaself in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese and pickle for me please."

Good evening Ms. Destiny

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx "

Good evening miss xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed.

I don't watch any news media, what's happened?

Russian plane crashed leaving Sharm Al Sheikh. Flights TO Sharm Al Sheikh suddenly unpopular...

Oh right, shit that's bad Accident or terrorism?

Terrorism I'm holding out our alternative will be the Caribbean every cloud and all that lol"

Fingers crossed you find something as good then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing?"
I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Evening I'm here and there----------- whilst looking for my back up holiday. Plan b I think lol

Good evening Ms. Bumblebea

Plan b? Has plan A gone wrong?

Yes Daniel plan A was quashed by the government today. Alas I'm leaving my case packed.

I don't watch any news media, what's happened?

Russian plane crashed leaving Sharm Al Sheikh. Flights TO Sharm Al Sheikh suddenly unpopular...

Oh right, shit that's bad Accident or terrorism?

Terrorism I'm holding out our alternative will be the Caribbean every cloud and all that lol"

Antigua highly recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and pickle for me please.

Good evening Ms. Destiny

Good choice "

I have great taste in rolls

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy "
passes ms watsom a warmed blanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello and good evening all

The ol'man and I are playing assassins creed. The riddles are starting to do our heads in, so we're cheating. Hehe

So wanna play skyrim but we lose days doing that !!

Xx

Good evening Tattoo'd

Not played that for ages, I'm waiting on tbe new Need for Speed to come out "

I'll have to look that one up. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy "

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese and pickle for me please.

Good evening Ms. Destiny

Good choice

I have great taste in rolls "

That's what I like people who call them rolls...its all cob this and cob tbat up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello and good evening all

The ol'man and I are playing assassins creed. The riddles are starting to do our heads in, so we're cheating. Hehe

So wanna play skyrim but we lose days doing that !!

Xx

Good evening Tattoo'd

Not played that for ages, I'm waiting on tbe new Need for Speed to come out

I'll have to look that one up. X"

Think it's out tomorrow but went to Tesco earlier and no sign of it. Thought they might of had cases out saying it was out later or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh "
should join sometime lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"evening catweazle xxx is it working yet "

Good evening m'dear, better than it was last night. I gave it up as a bad job and went to bed at half ten.

The idiot downstairs is going to top up ma dongle tomorrow because he wants to download some music for his phone xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening catweazle xxx is it working yet

Good evening m'dear, better than it was last night. I gave it up as a bad job and went to bed at half ten.

The idiot downstairs is going to top up ma dongle tomorrow because he wants to download some music for his phone xxx"
which idiot theres a few aint there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol "

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hey .. I have just got in from a meal with workmates.. Dry evening so am having a port now. Uggg work in the morning.. best get to bed. Oh darn found a plastic surgery program on guess i will stay up and watch that awhile. have fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol "

How big is the bath??

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Can you hear that?

That's the weekend calling....

If you happen to be at a loose end this weekend we're taking this dumb thread live with a social at Jaydee's club this Saturday the 7th November.

There's a thread in the events section....go on, come and have a laugh

Apart from that....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

Who's flirting?

Who's wishing they were out on the razz?

Who's balls deep or flaps full?

Who's thinking wtf did I just read with that last one? "

I'll be there Saturday xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off? "
no can't say I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening folks.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Hi all! Perving.. But very politely..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening everypeeps

*said in a Stavros accent

Good evening Ace

Alright matey peeps "

Not too bad ta, although using a phone is making ma eyes ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

How big is the bath?? "
my bath you couldn't drown a midget in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey .. I have just got in from a meal with workmates.. Dry evening so am having a port now. Uggg work in the morning.. best get to bed. Oh darn found a plastic surgery program on guess i will stay up and watch that awhile. have fun.."

Good evening Cinnamon

How the devil are you?

Quick cheeky port sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you hear that?

That's the weekend calling....

If you happen to be at a loose end this weekend we're taking this dumb thread live with a social at Jaydee's club this Saturday the 7th November.

There's a thread in the events section....go on, come and have a laugh

Apart from that....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

Who's flirting?

Who's wishing they were out on the razz?

Who's balls deep or flaps full?

Who's thinking wtf did I just read with that last one?

I'll be there Saturday xxx"

Yay! Looking forward to meeting you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off? no can't say I have "

What

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening folks. "

Good evening Éclair

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting Danielson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all! Perving.. But very politely.."

Good evening Lonnie

That's very civil of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everypeeps

*said in a Stavros accent

Good evening Ace

Alright matey peeps

Not too bad ta, although using a phone is making ma eyes ache "

Feel your pain there dude

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"evening catweazle xxx is it working yet

Good evening m'dear, better than it was last night. I gave it up as a bad job and went to bed at half ten.

The idiot downstairs is going to top up ma dongle tomorrow because he wants to download some music for his phone xxxwhich idiot theres a few aint there"

The Eminem wannabe below me that's on here without his missus knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off? no can't say I have

What "
what

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

good evening ..how are we all?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirting Danielson "

Konichiwa Davey-San

How's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off? no can't say I have

What what "

Its a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks.

Good evening Éclair

How's things with you this fine eve? "

Jolly good thanks, and you?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Wha hey Suzy... welcome and good evening...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening ..how are we all?.. "

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening folks.

Good evening Éclair

How's things with you this fine eve?

Jolly good thanks, and you?"

Singing along to Pitch Perfect at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off? no can't say I have

What what

Its a classic "
well who knows one day I might see it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wha hey Suzy... welcome and good evening..."

hello sweet xx how are you hun..you ok? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening folks.

Good evening Éclair

How's things with you this fine eve?

Jolly good thanks, and you?

Singing along to Pitch Perfect at the moment "
really

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"good evening ..how are we all?..

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve? "

very well thankyou after my consciousness stream on the forum today i feel back to my normal self thanks xx whatever that is

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"good evening ..how are we all?.. "

I'm good thanks lovely Suzy, how's you? Still looking as sexy as ever I see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone xx

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? sleepy need to get in the bath but my sofa won't let me get up

You been sofa surfing? I sat down with a glass of baileys and now I can't get up bad sofa is far to comfy

Sounds like a pleasant way to surf tbh should join sometime lol

You ever seen Ferris Beullers Day Off? no can't say I have

What what

Its a classic well who knows one day I might see it "

You should it's awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening ..how are we all?..

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve?

very well thankyou after my consciousness stream on the forum today i feel back to my normal self thanks xx whatever that is "

That's good to hear bless you xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"good evening ..how are we all?..

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve?

very well thankyou after my consciousness stream on the forum today i feel back to my normal self thanks xx whatever that is "

Does that mean we don't face a test on the content?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to hear people are well.

Just about to go to bed with a big smile after a lovely evening and looking forward to next time already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working until 3am and trying to have a perv as well .. I was thinking of coming to Jaydees Saturday but have been put on the rota to do a 2 hr shift grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear people are well.

Just about to go to bed with a big smile after a lovely evening and looking forward to next time already "

Good evening Ms. Fairy

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Always nice to here of plans going well and good times had when there's always so much negativity around

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"good evening ..how are we all?..

I'm good thanks lovely Suzy, how's you? Still looking as sexy as ever I see."

aww your a darling..did you see my comment to your comment yesterday..where i sent you lots of hugs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm working until 3am and trying to have a perv as well .. I was thinking of coming to Jaydees Saturday but have been put on the rota to do a 2 hr shift grrrr"

Good evening Ms. Biker

What time is your shift? Jaydees will be open 9pm till 3am, would be great to see you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of to bed folks have a good one x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"good evening ..how are we all?..

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve?

very well thankyou after my consciousness stream on the forum today i feel back to my normal self thanks xx whatever that is

Does that mean we don't face a test on the content? "

no i dont assume anyone knows my area of expertise..just like i dont expect to be testd on how flatpack instructions work, i dont expect people to know or understand what im talking about..some might feel its truth, others not at the end of the day its my expression and noone gives a shit..right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of to bed folks have a good one x"

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thankyou danielson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good thankyou danielson"

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am gonna say good night before I doze off and drop the phone on my face.

This didn't happen last night by the way

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"good evening ..how are we all?..

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve?

very well thankyou after my consciousness stream on the forum today i feel back to my normal self thanks xx whatever that is

Does that mean we don't face a test on the content?

no i dont assume anyone knows my area of expertise..just like i dont expect to be testd on how flatpack instructions work, i dont expect people to know or understand what im talking about..some might feel its truth, others not at the end of the day its my expression and noone gives a shit..right? "

nooooooo, she said flatpack.... arrrrgghjh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am gonna say good night before I doze off and drop the phone on my face.

This didn't happen last night by the way "

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

Wrap your phone in bubble wrap at night it will hurt less if you drop it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

My turn to depart.

Enjoy the festivities...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My turn to depart.

Enjoy the festivities..."

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"good evening ..how are we all?..

Good evening Suzy

How are you this pleasant eve?

very well thankyou after my consciousness stream on the forum today i feel back to my normal self thanks xx whatever that is

Does that mean we don't face a test on the content?

no i dont assume anyone knows my area of expertise..just like i dont expect to be testd on how flatpack instructions work, i dont expect people to know or understand what im talking about..some might feel its truth, others not at the end of the day its my expression and noone gives a shit..right?

nooooooo, she said flatpack.... arrrrgghjh"

hehehe see.. even i dont get flat pack instructions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"My turn to depart.

Enjoy the festivities..."

night honey xx sweet dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm working until 3am and trying to have a perv as well .. I was thinking of coming to Jaydees Saturday but have been put on the rota to do a 2 hr shift grrrr

Good evening Ms. Biker

What time is your shift? Jaydees will be open 9pm till 3am, would be great to see you there "
9 till 11pm crap

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm working until 3am and trying to have a perv as well .. I was thinking of coming to Jaydees Saturday but have been put on the rota to do a 2 hr shift grrrr

Good evening Ms. Biker

What time is your shift? Jaydees will be open 9pm till 3am, would be great to see you there "

hi biker xx what time they got you working till...the b*****s

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm working until 3am and trying to have a perv as well .. I was thinking of coming to Jaydees Saturday but have been put on the rota to do a 2 hr shift grrrr

Good evening Ms. Biker

What time is your shift? Jaydees will be open 9pm till 3am, would be great to see you there 9 till 11pm crap "

ok thats annoying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you hear that?

That's the weekend calling....

If you happen to be at a loose end this weekend we're taking this dumb thread live with a social at Jaydee's club this Saturday the 7th November.

There's a thread in the events section....go on, come and have a laugh

Apart from that....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

Who's flirting?

Who's wishing they were out on the razz?

Who's balls deep or flaps full?

Who's thinking wtf did I just read with that last one? "

Evening fabbers....balls deep or flaps full!!! Are those two places from Lord Of The Rings

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can you hear that?

That's the weekend calling....

If you happen to be at a loose end this weekend we're taking this dumb thread live with a social at Jaydee's club this Saturday the 7th November.

There's a thread in the events section....go on, come and have a laugh

Apart from that....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

Who's flirting?

Who's wishing they were out on the razz?

Who's balls deep or flaps full?

Who's thinking wtf did I just read with that last one?

Evening fabbers....balls deep or flaps full!!! Are those two places from Lord Of The Rings "

no thats the two towars, mount doom and the hobbit hole surely?..hehehe

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over a year ago

Might just scrape in here! Present and correct Dan! Workin an pervin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm working until 3am and trying to have a perv as well .. I was thinking of coming to Jaydees Saturday but have been put on the rota to do a 2 hr shift grrrr

Good evening Ms. Biker

What time is your shift? Jaydees will be open 9pm till 3am, would be great to see you there 9 till 11pm crap "

Ah bugger Can't anyone cover it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you hear that?

That's the weekend calling....

If you happen to be at a loose end this weekend we're taking this dumb thread live with a social at Jaydee's club this Saturday the 7th November.

There's a thread in the events section....go on, come and have a laugh

Apart from that....

Who's working?

Who's lurking?

Who's perving?

Who's restless?

Who's flirting?

Who's wishing they were out on the razz?

Who's balls deep or flaps full?

Who's thinking wtf did I just read with that last one?

Evening fabbers....balls deep or flaps full!!! Are those two places from Lord Of The Rings "

Good evening Merci

I have such a way with words don't I

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