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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are they found classically attractive, because they highlight a mind which is not only capable of correctly analysing an issue, breaking it down and addressing it appropriately, but is also capable of doing it quickly and even rubbing a little entertainment value into the process, a bit like the Milk Tray man arriving to fix your TV the moment you put your phone down, then leaving you a box of chocolates on departure?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I know a few halfwits

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like a quick witted man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a few halfwits "

I haven't enough wit to be a halfwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit."

I'm with you on this..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit."

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know a few halfwits "

But do you prefer a quick halfwit or a slow halfwit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?"

Depends how much i have in reserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?"

That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I find a quick wit attractive.

Intelligence and humor are an amazing combination.

-Courtney

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10..."

And if it's green and blacks 90% dark chocolate, say no more....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10...

And if it's green and blacks 90% dark chocolate, say no more...."

I dont buy chocolate often. But when I do, I know an amazing independent handmade chocolate company.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10..."

True, I addressed her statement as I felt it was an over-simplification.

On the subject of the level of animal magnetism a chocolate delivery man may or may not possess, there are many issues which must be considered - not all couriers of coco derived consumables are equal.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I can't eat chocolate so I'll take the wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick wit to woo

Anyone hear an owl ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more urgent the walk, the sweatier the palm....the more tainted the treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panache and style are the watchwords with chocolate delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10...

True, I addressed her statement as I felt it was an over-simplification.

On the subject of the level of animal magnetism a chocolate delivery man may or may not possess, there are many issues which must be considered - not all couriers of coco derived consumables are equal."

An over simplification?.....it was a joke

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I know a few halfwits "

I know a lot of fuckwits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharp wit is attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The more urgent the walk, the sweatier the palm....the more tainted the treat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had four hours sitting with a total bunch of halfwits ,,, grrrrr

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have crisps as I can't eat chocolate

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I know a few halfwits

But do you prefer a quick halfwit or a slow halfwit?"

A slower one, you don't have to listen to as much insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm extremely quick witted and usually take it to gutter level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have crisps as I can't eat chocolate "

Yes..its just trickier to deliver them and leave without you noticing. Damn rustling bags!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I know a few halfwits

I know a lot of fuckwits! "

There must be a collective noun for these people

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'm extremely quick witted and usually take it to gutter level "

Thank you. I thought I was the only one....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I know a few halfwits

I know a lot of fuckwits!

There must be a collective noun for these people "

A DailyMail?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have my moments

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Are they found classically attractive, because they highlight a mind which is not only capable of correctly analysing an issue, breaking it down and addressing it appropriately, but is also capable of doing it quickly and even rubbing a little entertainment value into the process, a bit like the Milk Tray man arriving to fix your TV the moment you put your phone down, then leaving you a box of chocolates on departure?"

This is too complicated for my tiny brain to cope with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people don't think I'm witty. That's how quick my wits are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my moments "

Sing along!

Maaaagic moooooments, when two hearts are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no trumpet

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I have no trumpet"

It's just the way you walk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no trumpet

It's just the way you walk?"

No its the black poloneck rolled too high!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no trumpet

It's just the way you walk?"

And the world's a stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm extremely quick witted and usually take it to gutter level "

You fit in well here then

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit."
No he a feeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

Trumps are usually a sure sign that a fast chocolate delivery is on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?

Trumps are usually a sure sign that a fast chocolate delivery is on the way "

Or a bean delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly? "

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died.."

Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only responsible for what I say! Not for what you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..

Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener "

Chas!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..

Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener

Chas!!!"

Dave's mate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm only responsible for what I say! Not for what you understand "

Pargon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..

Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener

Chas!!!

Dave's mate??"

No! Morph's brother white morph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..

Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener

Chas!!!

Dave's mate??

No! Morph's brother white morph!"

The one who looked like white dog poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?

Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..

Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener

Chas!!!

Dave's mate??

No! Morph's brother white morph!

The one who looked like white dog poo! "

Magic white dog poo you don't see it anymore....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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Magic white dog poo you don't see it anymore...."

The amount it gets mentioned on here, you'd think it was the only thing anyone remembered about the 70s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Magic white dog poo you don't see it anymore....

The amount it gets mentioned on here, you'd think it was the only thing anyone remembered about the 70s"

For those that were there, it might be the only thing they want to remember!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I know a few halfwits "
i often fancy a quick half

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