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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Complete the following sentence:

You know your meet is going to go horribly wrong when....

(Usual disclaimers...fun only, any resemblance to any actual meet/fabber, living or UNLOS is entirely coincidental)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

They have no idea who you are or why your there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She turns around and it's your partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He says I've just had a piss and it's burning like mad. Gimme five minutes love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....the huge packet of condoms in their breast pocket turns out to be a New Testament!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... There's an overpowering smell of fish but you're in a KFC

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

You look up and see the other fem packing her toys and dressing quickly but it's her room.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have sprouts up their arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep their socks and trainers on......x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They ask if you mind using zovirax as lube..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's wearing his mum's nighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a big net and wearing a white coat captures him and shoves him into the back of a van

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They ask if you can be quiet so you don't upset the conjoined twin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The picture your saw was clearly taken ten years ago before they discovered pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cockroach crawls out of their ear and drops on to the table

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The picture your saw was clearly taken ten years ago before they discovered pies"

I had a POF date like that a few years ago.. pics 7 stone out of date...I didn't stick around..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They chopped chillies before leaving their house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They have a shrine to their ex in the bedroom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They chopped chillies before leaving their house "

That happened to me in the summer, made my eyes water......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their hotel of choice is a Britannia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Her collection of dildos are all the size of fire extinguishers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They chopped chillies before leaving their house

That happened to me in the summer, made my eyes water......"

Dont worry. I will wash my hands. Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She took a massive dump in your kettle.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

As you lay there tied and blindfolded you realise that the sound of your breathing is not as loud as the sound of a knife being sharpened..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They throw a shitty when they ask if they can film the meet and you say 'no'

They announce that they have invited someone else round and assume you will be OK with it

The police turn up and he does a runner

They say 'don't worry about the noise upstairs it's just my disabled daughter and she can't get down on her own'

(all real life examples )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They ask if you can be quiet so you don't upset the conjoined twin. "
pmsfl

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Strict mistress turned out to have cropped hair, bull neck, horn rims, vest and flat chest, wrestlers arms, and explained that her husband was happy for her to meet others as he was not into kink. I fled almost throwing up on the way.

I promise this is in no way exagerated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The carer has to stay in the room incase they have a medical emergency..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can smell your meet before you can see them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can see where they have chewed off their finger to hide the wedding ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....she turns up armed with a ruler - to see if you were telling the truth about those cock measurements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's already completed the paperwork on the restraining order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are meeting you in the middle of nowhere, they get lost and their phone battery dies in the middle of explaining this to you.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

She has a collection of pickled willies on a shelf in her bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He takes off his underwear and actually has a sky remote where his dick should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He takes off his underwear and actually has a sky remote where his dick should be."

That made be chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She has a collection of pickled willies on a shelf in her bedroom. "

She has a collection of shrunken heads in a cabinet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She has a collection of pickled willies on a shelf in her bedroom. "

Or he has a collection of all his exes toys...with little plaques amd commemorative pictures under each

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She invites you round for an evening of kinky fuckery then freaks out as it is the anniversary of the date her ex violently raped her...which she forgot to mention...

(Yup this happened...non fab before anyone asks...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They already have your name and avatar tattooed on themselves..

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

She turns up in a wedding dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its your crazy ex in a wig...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"They ask if you can be quiet so you don't upset the conjoined twin. "

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You find something crawling when you go down on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complete the following sentence:

You know your meet is going to go horribly wrong when........"

......he.....

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