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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from Jennij's Bonfire thread, how would you describe yourself or your sex life if it was a firework?

Would it be like a spectacular rocket exploding into a cascade of glittering shimmering stars, or more of a damp squib that fizzes away culminating in a disappointing 'pop'?

Bonus marks for the first person who says they can make onlookers go 'oooh' and 'ahhhh'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am banned from using fireworks after a bit of an accident a few years ago .

Lol

Yep that sums up my sex life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those ones that goes off to early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face .."

That's what happened to me but in real life substitute arm for face then a a ten foot flight through the air

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I'm a Catherine wheel as I go round and round in circles and get fooooooooooooking nowhere

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Catherine wheel, as I make everyone dizzy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face ..

That's what happened to me but in real life substitute arm for face then a a ten foot flight through the air "

blimey! You were lucky then! (Well obviously you weren't but you know what I mean! It could have been a lot worse!) Yes take care everyone!!!

And look out for hedgehogs in bonfires too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face ..

That's what happened to me but in real life substitute arm for face then a a ten foot flight through the air

blimey! You were lucky then! (Well obviously you weren't but you know what I mean! It could have been a lot worse!) Yes take care everyone!!!

And look out for hedgehogs in bonfires too! "

yep jeep an eye out for our prickly chums

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd be a sparkler because you have to hold me tight, you can have me as many times as you like and I have quite a sparkly disposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the last one in the box that your dad bought in 1987 that was so disappointing your mum declared that you were all "just bloody paying the entrance fee" and going to a public display the next year. Ac

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

I'm a banger.....frighten the horses every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A star burst, slow fizz with a big explosion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a Roman candle, great at the start and you start getting bored lol (I've had a few of them!)

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By *allock215Man
over a year ago

Aylesbury

At parties my playmate and I sense a gentle quietness from onlookers, amazed that the show goes on so long and awaiting the final explosion of stars, spreading all over the over the actors. then everyone wants to join in and be part of the show. (honest)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the last one in the box that your dad bought in 1987 that was so disappointing your mum declared that you were all "just bloody paying the entrance fee" and going to a public display the next year. Ac"

That's me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the tall ones which falls over a lot

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