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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the spirit of the season and with the view that having a vent can sometimes be good for the soul who or what would you like to throw on the bonfire?

I'll start by throwing the dude manning the pneumatic drill on the building site opposite my house on there. Stop! Just stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I throw two things on please? My ex for trying to turn my boys against me and my boss for giving me too much work today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who just flew through our worksite and went through the big puddle where i happend to be standing

Hes going on the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'unknown item in baggage area. Please remove item' lady! Argh! Bit harsh on the poor lass but the lady is a temperamental cow!

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Car drivers who use fog lights when the visibility in said fog is ok, oh, and those twats that use them in the rain....wankers!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that pisses me off daily!!!!

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

Ive annoyed myself today with my big mouth...Training a new member of staff who is really not getting it at all and i could help myself when they asked me::

"how do i do that "

My Reply:

" Id explain to you but im al out of puppets and crayons"

Whoops

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

The thieving little bastard that nicked my phone yesterday in Berlin.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

a tank of hundreds and hundreds of gallons of water to put out the bonfire so everyone can turn the other cheek and feel the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Daily Mail.

Please remember to check your bonfire for Hedgehogs before lighting. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one today I'm feeling quite chirpy

Ask me again at 9:30 tomorrow when I'm deep in my first meeting of the day and it will probably be a different answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big saggy ball sacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big saggy ball sacks

"

Yow! that's all a bit unnecessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big saggy ball sacks

Yow! that's all a bit unnecessary. "

Only need to worry if you have big saggy ball sacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter, bloody stuff gets everwhere!

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Can I put my brain on there please . Its knackered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big saggy ball sacks

Yow! that's all a bit unnecessary.

Only need to worry if you have big saggy ball sacks "

But the poor sods that have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glitter, bloody stuff gets everwhere!"

Have your kids been bringing home artwork for you.

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By *ustus4uMan
over a year ago

closer then you think

My fab profile its fucking horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fab profile its fucking horrendous "

On it goes

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE


"Ive annoyed myself today with my big mouth...Training a new member of staff who is really not getting it at all and i could help myself when they asked me::

"how do i do that "

My Reply:

" Id explain to you but im al out of puppets and crayons"

Whoops "

Love that. Wish I could havery sen your face as you said it.

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By *ustus4uMan
over a year ago

closer then you think


"My fab profile its fucking horrendous

On it goes "
thanks for the vote of confidence done me the world of good

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border


"Ive annoyed myself today with my big mouth...Training a new member of staff who is really not getting it at all and i could help myself when they asked me::

"how do i do that "

My Reply:

" Id explain to you but im al out of puppets and crayons"

Whoops

Love that. Wish I could havery sen your face as you said it. "

Alot of hand gestures and I think my eyes nearly popped out my head at one point..not an attractive look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Daily Mail.

Please remember to check your bonfire for Hedgehogs before lighting. Thanks. "

Daily mail readers...or any 'celeb' featured in the sidebar of shame

And danny dyer. Yes. Definitely him.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

The rest of the week can go on the fire too. I am on Nights and for some reason am a zombie.

Usually I fly through it but having done 26 of my 77 hrs I think the week is going to be a write off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big saggy ball sacks

Yow! that's all a bit unnecessary.

Only need to worry if you have big saggy ball sacks "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to put the woman who refused to clear her dog poo up on the park, even when I offered her a bag to use as I was walking my dog earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glitter, bloody stuff gets everwhere!"

An unpopular phrase among children in the 1970s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big saggy ball sacks

Yow! that's all a bit unnecessary.

Only need to worry if you have big saggy ball sacks

Oh "

Yours are weighed down by metalwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glitter, bloody stuff gets everwhere!

An unpopular phrase among children in the 1970s"

Still going on, my kids bring home things that they made at school and cover the house with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive annoyed myself today with my big mouth...Training a new member of staff who is really not getting it at all and i could help myself when they asked me::

"how do i do that "

My Reply:

PMSL. A woman after my own heart .

" Id explain to you but im al out of puppets and crayons"

Whoops "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically MPs and the monarch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glitter, bloody stuff gets everwhere!

An unpopular phrase among children in the 1970s

Still going on, my kids bring home things that they made at school and cover the house with it. "

Making cards with the cub group I lead a few months ago...actually had to vacuum the heads of the cubs before we handed them back to their parents as they got a little bit overenthusiastic with glue and glitter.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"The Daily Mail.

Please remember to check your bonfire for Hedgehogs before lighting. Thanks. "

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