FabSwingers.com forum: Apparently people don't know what a fist pump is...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The messages my status has generated this morning have made me go OUCH!!

Does it mean something else here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... bet that was interesting reading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only imagine what messages you might have received....!

(that's my interpretation of a cringing emoji.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it give you Hulk hands?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it give you Hulk hands? "
really honestly never heard of it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine what messages you might have received....!

(that's my interpretation of a cringing emoji.)"

I won't repeat but yes

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! You put the word fist in there and didnt expect people to misinterpret it!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I suppose a fist pump could sound like a handjob to those who don't know. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they not well it amazes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular."

Squirt fist? Is that like, a water Pokemon special attack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.

Context, context!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha! You put the word fist in there and didnt expect people to misinterpret it!!

I know I never thought

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I suppose a fist pump could sound like a handjob to those who don't know. Lol"

I know what a fist pump is (yeah!) but I had something ruder in mind as a way to misinterpret it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular."

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like a cock pump for fists?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Squirt fist? Is that like, a water Pokemon special attack?

Totodile use squirt fist...

Squirt fist was super effective.

Charmander squirted also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Squirt fist? Is that like, a water Pokemon special attack?

Totodile use squirt fist...

Squirt fist was super effective.

Charmander squirted also

Poor Charmander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Totodile use squirt fist...

Squirt fist was super effective.

Charmander squirted also

Lmao: someone around here might have just squirted orange juice - back into the cup, fortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Squirt fist? Is that like, a water Pokemon special attack?

Totodile use squirt fist...

Squirt fist was super effective.

Charmander squirted also

Poor Charmander

Charmander got it easy compared to blaziken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

"
so good you say it twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

That take away company, Just-eat, was using "mini fistpump" throughout the summer. Iol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch Big Hero 6

best fist pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch Big Hero 6

best fist pump

Love that movie, and you're absolutely right. So sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch Big Hero 6

best fist pump

Love that movie, and you're absolutely right. So sweet"

Ba la lala la

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

"
. Behave yourself your cute!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That take away company, Just-eat, was using "mini fistpump" throughout the summer. Iol"

What's that? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!"

I have more fun being naughty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me

Yay. Happy dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The messages my status has generated this morning have made me go OUCH!!

Does it mean something else here??"
I have a female friend on here who loves her arse punch fisted is this a machine that replicates this ?

hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The messages my status has generated this morning have made me go OUCH!!

Does it mean something else here?? I have a female friend on here who loves her arse punch fisted is this a machine that replicates this ?

hugs

Exactly what my inbox thinks too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

"
. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread has made me

Wait till you see goat simulator thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The messages my status has generated this morning have made me go OUCH!!

Does it mean something else here?? I have a female friend on here who loves her arse punch fisted is this a machine that replicates this ?

hugs

Exactly what my inbox thinks too

"
hehe

hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me

Wait till you see goat simulator thread

I've just seen.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

I'd have to take off my jeans to sit on it. The back pockets are uncomfortable to sit on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

I'd have to take off my jeans to sit on it. The back pockets are uncomfortable to sit on

Well while your there better move a few steps up for taking off an item of clothing...if your not careful you will end up in the bedroom

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

I'd have to take off my jeans to sit on it. The back pockets are uncomfortable to sit on

Well while your there better move a few steps up for taking off an item of clothing...if your not careful you will end up in the bedroom

oh, and what goes on in the bedroom for naughty boys not wearing any trousers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

I'd have to take off my jeans to sit on it. The back pockets are uncomfortable to sit on

Well while your there better move a few steps up for taking off an item of clothing...if your not careful you will end up in the bedroom

oh, and what goes on in the bedroom for naughty boys not wearing any trousers?

"
they put my trousers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

I'd have to take off my jeans to sit on it. The back pockets are uncomfortable to sit on

Well while your there better move a few steps up for taking off an item of clothing...if your not careful you will end up in the bedroom

oh, and what goes on in the bedroom for naughty boys not wearing any trousers?

they put my trousers on

they might ome back with stains though

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Fnar fnar snort

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Do they want to use you as a puppet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tricked once into getting a soufflé pump for a chef once.

The joke was on him though as I turned up two hours later with some tubing gaffer taped to a penis pump. That'll learn him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Once, twice

oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fist pump or fist bump?

Fust pump in my mind is punching the air... fust bump is that thing that dudes do when they bump fists with each other.

I was hoping this was rude though, Mra GNB likes nothing more than to get punched in the cervix. Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fist pump or fist bump?

Fust pump in my mind is punching the air... fust bump is that thing that dudes do when they bump fists with each other.

I was hoping this was rude though, Mra GNB likes nothing more than to get punched in the cervix. Haha!"

Definately the first definition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they want to use you as a puppet?

Oh dear God they have messaged you too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only imagine the messages.

Guarantee squirt fist will be popular.

Just read it. Bless you lovely woman *hugs* could do with a little more detail as most people on here are dirty fuckers. In your endo

Your all sex obsessed deviants

Hi. Nice to meet you

my name is mistermistermac and I don't think about anything else

so good you say it twice?

I generally take peoples breath away the first timey,so gotta give that second opportunity.... I'm a scary man to look at

. Behave yourself your cute!!!

I have more fun being naughty though

. Yes my step will enjoy you warming it

I'd have to take off my jeans to sit on it. The back pockets are uncomfortable to sit on

Well while your there better move a few steps up for taking off an item of clothing...if your not careful you will end up in the bedroom

oh, and what goes on in the bedroom for naughty boys not wearing any trousers?

they put my trousers on

they might ome back with stains though

"
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By *uper GranWoman
over a year ago

Lichfield

"The messages my status has generated this morning have made me go OUCH!!

Does it mean something else here??"

Nobody knows everything though you would have just as many confused by a fistula.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's what Malcolm x used to signify black power in the USA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The messages my status has generated this morning have made me go OUCH!!

Does it mean something else here??

Nobody knows everything though you would have just as many confused by a fistula.

Wtfs that? Or should I not ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor blimey you learn something new every day

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