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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was thinking I need to rein in the shagging as my back was hurting last week, if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking I need to rein in the shagging as my back was hurting last week, if that counts? "

That's it now Joe, once the back starts to twinge it's a slippery slope to slipper-ville

I'm sure you'll be ok though

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And I found a white pube the other day.

Game over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I found a white pube the other day.

Game over.

"

Noooooo pluck that mother funster right out and forget the trauma

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*put head in hands and gently weeps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling old. Just had dresses delivered and first thought was that they were short. Have sent pictures to loads of friends asking if I look like mutton!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe, trim them off or nice an short, that's how I deal with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*put head in hands and gently weeps*"

*Gently pats Joe on back to console the poor lad*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today? "

Its just you!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*put head in hands and gently weeps*

*Gently pats Joe on back to console the poor lad* "

Ouch! My back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge "

I tried being grown up,worst 14 hours of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling old. Just had dresses delivered and first thought was that they were short. Have sent pictures to loads of friends asking if I look like mutton! "
Ermm Jenni, mutton? A massive NO!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling old. Just had dresses delivered and first thought was that they were short. Have sent pictures to loads of friends asking if I look like mutton! "

Hemlines are affected by age aren't they, they go down as age goes up usually but you aren't that old enough to worry about that yet surely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today?

Its just you! "

Thought it might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge "

Tinsel minge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*put head in hands and gently weeps*

*Gently pats Joe on back to console the poor lad*

Ouch! My back!

"

Ooopsie..my bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

Tinsel minge? "

Minge-sle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

Tinsel minge?

Minge-sle? "

Tinsel Mingel?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today? "

Are you selling? I feel younger now than I have for years! A bmx would be ace for the camp sites / festivals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling old. Just had dresses delivered and first thought was that they were short. Have sent pictures to loads of friends asking if I look like mutton!

Hemlines are affected by age aren't they, they go down as age goes up usually but you aren't that old enough to worry about that yet surely."

I know. But I didn't wear anything this short in my 20s so having a wobble now. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today?

Are you selling? I feel younger now than I have for years! A bmx would be ace for the camp sites / festivals "

No you want a monkey bike for that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today?

Are you selling? I feel younger now than I have for years! A bmx would be ace for the camp sites / festivals "

I could be persuaded but it would be about £350. You can find cheap ones on Ebay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling old. Just had dresses delivered and first thought was that they were short. Have sent pictures to loads of friends asking if I look like mutton!

Hemlines are affected by age aren't they, they go down as age goes up usually but you aren't that old enough to worry about that yet surely.

I know. But I didn't wear anything this short in my 20s so having a wobble now. x"

Skirt life crisis? Enjoy the fact your hot enough to pull the look off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well apparently I'm getting shit faced with a bunch of 18 year olds on Saturday night, should I be the grown up and say no, hells

No! That skittles vodka that as been made is gonna go down nicely!!

I don't adult very well it appears!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well apparently I'm getting shit faced with a bunch of 18 year olds on Saturday night, should I be the grown up and say no, hells

No! That skittles vodka that as been made is gonna go down nicely!!

I don't adult very well it appears!!!"

Good on you, embrace your inner teen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well apparently I'm getting shit faced with a bunch of 18 year olds on Saturday night, should I be the grown up and say no, hells

No! That skittles vodka that as been made is gonna go down nicely!!

I don't adult very well it appears!!!

Good on you, embrace your inner teen "

It's one of the teenagers I'm worried about, he appears to have a thing for me, do I embrace the milf hood or be sensible?! Lol (I am joking btw, he's just turned 18, I know I like them younger but )

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"I've had to give up riding my faithful Bmx now as it's hurting my knees so it's now my mountain bike only. Goodbye old friend

Anyone else feel like they're too old for youthful shenanigans or is it just me feeling like an old giffer today?

Are you selling? I feel younger now than I have for years! A bmx would be ace for the camp sites / festivals

No you want a monkey bike for that!"

Engines are cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm too grown up at times

Haven't got pissed in years

If I'm out on the town in the evening I have an afternoon nap

Don't own a push bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well apparently I'm getting shit faced with a bunch of 18 year olds on Saturday night, should I be the grown up and say no, hells

No! That skittles vodka that as been made is gonna go down nicely!!

I don't adult very well it appears!!!

Good on you, embrace your inner teen

It's one of the teenagers I'm worried about, he appears to have a thing for me, do I embrace the milf hood or be sensible?! Lol (I am joking btw, he's just turned 18, I know I like them younger but )"

Ah bless him..Miiiiillllfff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm too grown up at times

Haven't got pissed in years

"

Is that cause you're more tolerant to it or you don't drink as much now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

I tried being grown up,worst 14 hours of my life "

S'ok,leave it to us professionals

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Top tip Dan, take up mountain biking in Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

Tinsel minge? "
I'm going to add Christmas lights for the festive season

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

Tinsel minge? I'm going to add Christmas lights for the festive season "

Now there's an idea for an avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear,what a shame,you'll have to join the world of the grown ups now. No more stunts on your trick nuts

And Joe... "A" white pube? I have hundreds of pretty silver ones. I have a sparkly minge

Tinsel minge? I'm going to add Christmas lights for the festive season

Now there's an idea for an avatar "

I think all us ladies should grow the old muff and see what interesting ways to festive them up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sprinkling of grey on my head but nothing but my normal hair colour below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a sprinkling of grey on my head but nothing but my normal hair colour below "

Good to know

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