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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A new dating site offers this as my horoscope for the day......

"Forget dignity for today. Let your frisky side take over. Roll in the grass. Flirt with an attractive stranger. It's all in fun."

I was tickled.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like being tickled ? i kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you mind mowing my lawn before you roll in it?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Would you mind mowing my lawn before you roll in it?"

Do I look like your gardener?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"do you like being tickled ? i kick "

I like anything that makes me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you mind mowing my lawn before you roll in it?

Do I look like your gardener? "

There is a job opening so potentially....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's rather wet and cold on my lawn but yr welcome to roll on it if you fancy?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It's rather wet and cold on my lawn but yr welcome to roll on it if you fancy?"

Yes, whoever consulted the stars didn't really take account of the season even if it was 22 degrees yesterday....could you run a hairdryer over it first perhaps??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's rather wet and cold on my lawn but yr welcome to roll on it if you fancy?

Yes, whoever consulted the stars didn't really take account of the season even if it was 22 degrees yesterday....could you run a hairdryer over it first perhaps?? "

I'll get the extension cord out...

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It's rather wet and cold on my lawn but yr welcome to roll on it if you fancy?

Yes, whoever consulted the stars didn't really take account of the season even if it was 22 degrees yesterday....could you run a hairdryer over it first perhaps??

I'll get the extension cord out..."

Haha, you're a star!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mmm. It's still quite wet but we have an open fire that I highly recommend for fucking in front of?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Mmm. It's still quite wet but we have an open fire that I highly recommend for fucking in front of?"

Ooh now you're talking - any fur throws??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not really, I go for multiple duvets and cushions thrown around the floor to make a nest.

Looks nice

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not really, I go for multiple duvets and cushions thrown around the floor to make a nest.

Looks nice "

Oooh now you've used one of my trigger words....."nest"!!!

Scented candles??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If you like. There's a lava lamp and some pretty tea-light holders and a light up globe, as well as the light from the fire.

It's atmospheric.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"If you like. There's a lava lamp and some pretty tea-light holders and a light up globe, as well as the light from the fire.

It's atmospheric. "

A lava lamp and a light up globe!!!!How erotic is that......

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Looks nice

If you ask me very nicely I'll let you see it :P

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Looks nice

If you ask me very nicely I'll let you see it :P"

Please kind Sir may I see your lamp and your globes and your fire?? I'll show you all my twinkly fairy lights!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Aww...

I'd PM ya but I can't for some silly reason

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Aww...

I'd PM ya but I can't for some silly reason "

I raised the drawbridge recently lol....

Track one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYyQIIGQcc

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Aww...

I'd PM ya but I can't for some silly reason

I raised the drawbridge recently lol....

Track one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYyQIIGQcc"

Nice!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fabulous pumpkins Sir!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Fabulous pumpkins Sir!! "

*doffs bowler*

You're welcome, madam

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