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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....or should I say inkwell of inspiration is as dry as a dead dodo's donger and lately my humour and wit are as funny as an abscess on the arsehole. I need a prescription to prevent me from boring myself and others to an early appointment with a morose mortician. Your suggestions would be most welcome?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Look up the sitcom Nightingales on youtube. You'll thanks me later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look up the sitcom Nightingales on youtube. You'll thanks me later. "

A series that completely passed me by in the nineties. Just enjoyed watching the Mutiny episode .... Made me chuckle, thanks

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

do some snake charming breathing light some candles and incense shake a rattle or two and then sit as a fly on the wall and laugh at yourself.saying what the fuck are you doing....works for me

if it doesnt, i watch death star canteen or cake or death my eddie izzard...the lego versions on utube ..always changes my mood.. nothing like darth vader saying 'who the fuck are you' to make me smile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do some snake charming breathing light some candles and incense shake a rattle or two and then sit as a fly on the wall and laugh at yourself.saying what the fuck are you doing....works for me

if it doesnt, i watch death star canteen or cake or death my eddie izzard...the lego versions on utube ..always changes my mood.. nothing like darth vader saying 'who the fuck are you' to make me smile... "

....I laugh at myself continually, but my maniacal laughter will get me strait-jacketed I fear. Death Star Canteen seems like a good place for a hearty meal before Scotty beams me up. *Don't you just love a mixed metaphor*

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Don't you know who I am? I'm your Boss!"

"Are you Mr Johnson, Head of Catering?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need to utoob these probably.

"The bastard weather."

"Jim'll paint it."

"Christians against drugs."

They always make me giggle. People are funny.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Go to Burning Man

"If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor"

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


""Don't you know who I am? I'm your Boss!"

"Are you Mr Johnson, Head of Catering?""

this one sweet..when all else fails use the enlightened spiritual way of 'fuck it' (not that kind of fuck, but everything is open to interpretation )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdKQ0I35qo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow the Pooch and go for a wander , always makes me feel so much jolly better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to Burning Man

"If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor"

"

I would love to go to Burning Man next year, but sadly I think I'll get burnt at the stake if I disappear for a week on those dates next year

But maybe you are on the right track. I haven't done anything radical for a while. Hmmm got me thinking

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Go to Burning Man

"If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor"

I would love to go to Burning Man next year, but sadly I think I'll get burnt at the stake if I disappear for a week on those dates next year

But maybe you are on the right track. I haven't done anything radical for a while. Hmmm got me thinking "

I'm going

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Go to Burning Man

"If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor"

I would love to go to Burning Man next year, but sadly I think I'll get burnt at the stake if I disappear for a week on those dates next year

But maybe you are on the right track. I haven't done anything radical for a while. Hmmm got me thinking

I'm going"
thought i was going to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Borrow the Pooch and go for a wander , always makes me feel so much jolly better "

Yep walking connects me to nature and leaves me feeling invigorated, but generating that creative spark that inspires me is really what I'm talking about. I've been doing a lot of travelling working and at my age it takes its toll a bit more than when I was younger and it is easy for me to just settle into mundane routines and a bit of a rut when I slow down. So I'm perhaps thinking about something that reawakens me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to Burning Man

"If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor"

I would love to go to Burning Man next year, but sadly I think I'll get burnt at the stake if I disappear for a week on those dates next year

But maybe you are on the right track. I haven't done anything radical for a while. Hmmm got me thinking

I'm going"
Now I'm feeling jealous

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Burning Man Lake of Dreams

(2013 - the last year I went)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNwDzbMfZkY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Burning Man Lake of Dreams

(2013 - the last year I went)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNwDzbMfZkY"

Yep it's really got me thinking

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