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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well to be honest its more 'taking than stealing!

if we go to a restaurant or hotel and have hd a lovely time then i always take the menu home and frame it as a momentum of the trip

dining not quite full of menus hanging on walls but imgetting there!!

do you guys have any guilty secrets or personality defects you wish to share before the new year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try to get something away from ASDA.

Usually if we use the self service checkout I (Bob) will get something for free.

Today I got a bulb of garlic - just for the sheer hell of it, to say that I'd gotton away with something

Am I bad ?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"I always try to get something away from ASDA.

Usually if we use the self service checkout I (Bob) will get something for free.

Today I got a bulb of garlic - just for the sheer hell of it, to say that I'd gotton away with something

Am I bad ?"

I did something like that inadvertently last week.

I bought a couple of 4 packs of my favourite beer, and accidently scanned the barcode on the bottle rather than on the pack - so I got 8 bottles for under £3 - I bought a few other odds and ends and throught it was rather cheap but it didnt twig until I got home and checked the receipt.

I'm sorely tempted to do it again, but I have the worst pokerface in the world so I just know I'll get caught

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"I did something like that inadvertently last week.

I'm sorely tempted to do it again, but I have the worst pokerface in the world so I just know I'll get caught

how many people are gonna be trying that when the shops are open again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always try to get something away from ASDA.

Usually if we use the self service checkout I (Bob) will get something for free.

Today I got a bulb of garlic - just for the sheer hell of it, to say that I'd gotton away with something

Am I bad ?

I did something like that inadvertently last week.

I'm sorely tempted to do it again, but I have the worst pokerface in the world so I just know I'll get caught

Nice one - result !!

Why the hell didn't I think of that .. ? And to think, I've got my new years booze in now

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh dear, here goes being very unpopular!

I used to work in retail security, and I could understand those that stole food because they were skint, but those that steal for the kick, well, it bugged me. Genuine mistakes happen, but doing it for the "thrill" is wrong.

One guy came in at about 2am one night, wandered round, and, just cos I was bored I followed him around discretly.

He picked up a few items, and then pocketed a toothbrush and toothpaste.

So I follwed him to the checkout, and made it obvious I was watching him.

He paid for the items in his hand, and then looking at me he took the two items out of his pocket and said guess I better pay for these too.

He then took out an AMEX card, one of the real exclusive ones, and paid!!!

I followed him to the door, and told him he was banned from the store..... and he drove away in his BRAND NEW MERC!!

Food shoplifting (or stealing) puts an average of about £50 a year on everyone's food bill, so its not a victimless crime.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Wrong accidents happen but honesty should allways be practised someones loses out less thefts cheaper shopping for all

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I used to do the menu thing.. But only on holiday abroad

Got some great ones from small villages in the himalayas with great English spelling mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm did nab a giant bathtowel from a hotel when I stayed in the Sahara. Had the name of the hotel worked in too, could not resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong accidents happen but honesty should allways be practised someones loses out less thefts cheaper shopping for all "

I have been honest - I've admitted pinching a garlic bulb

, but that's me - honest as the day is long

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"........ but that's me - honest as the day is long

Good job the nights are currently getting shorter and the days longer then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........ but that's me - honest as the day is long

Good job the nights are currently getting shorter and the days longer then!

Ha ha, nice one

I genuinely lauged at that

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Wrong accidents happen but honesty should allways be practised someones loses out less thefts cheaper shopping for all "

And another 10 million pound profit for Tescos...

I would take anything...get done, criminal record for a tooth brush...that will look good on a CRB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well everytime we stay in a hotel i always steal a towel for my dog for her baths, and when she goes walking on rainy days. I don't take it from my room as it's too obvious but the morning of my checkout I sneak one from the trolleys while they are cleaning rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo not worth it. Banned from store, maybe criminal record, carted out of shop by Police possibly in front of people you know, a civil recovery bill for anywhere from £70-£250 for something worth a few pennies.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Wrong accidents happen but honesty should allways be practised someones loses out less thefts cheaper shopping for all

And another 10 million pound profit for Tescos...

I would take anything...get done, criminal record for a tooth brush...that will look good on a CRB"

*wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a take everything that is not nailed down... after all a have paid for it...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

I thought this thread was along the same lines as " i see dead people"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you either honest or not if someone will take a little thing and get away with it next time or next year it be something bigger

we all end up paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid i was a bugger fa nickin stuff

Five pence's outta me mum jar,sweets from shops etc.

As an adult i have done stuff like tell the cashier shes given me £10 too much

Or gone back into a shop because the girl ain't charged me fa summat etc

I just cant do it anymore

PS if any kleptomaniacs are going shoppin this year pm me and i will give ya a list ta xx

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