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By *ed OP Man
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I was sitting on the M25 today (not moving obviously), when I noticed the dork in the car behind had a totally misted up interior of his car, with just a small face sized bit of the windscreen clea_ed by wiping with whatever...

I really would have liked to say something, pointing out the demister control or whatever it needed.

Then tonight, I was there again, not moving in the opposite direction, listening to Simon Mayo, and the 3 word spot..

Of you don't know what it is, let's combine the two.

Using only 3 words, no, let's make it easy.. Use up to 4..What would you like to, or what have you said recently in your car aimed at another driver

Mine today would have been..

'Use the demister DORK'

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

It's not THAT foggy

(To people with fog lights on as bright as the sun)

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By *ed OP Man
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Do I get a prize for the worst post (as in popularity) ever on FAB then ? lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

No, there was the guy yesterday protesting about

HOW HE'S STRAITE

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last in car comment was "Use your indicator fuck-knuckle" aimed at a complete c*nt who nearly took my front bumper off by just randomly pulling into my lane without looking

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"use your fucking indicator" is a good regular one for me, usually at people at busy roundabouts.

"wrong lane, idiot" is another

"learn to drive" another

and my one word, which i constantly use at people in their own selfish bubble, usually down single lane roads when they try to squeeze by my large car, cos they will not reverse or pull over, making me reverse or whatever and they dont acknowledge me is

" thankyou" usually said rather loudly and with complete diction for the lip readers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fuck sake is a common one!!

Or fuck you cock womble!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a few more than 4 words...

My pupil won't move the NANOSECOND after the filter arrow comes on, lay off the horn, dickhead and we'll get going

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'Middle Lane Wanker'

I'm sure I just posted in another thread about being kind to other road users.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Middle Lane Wanker'

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"'Middle Lane Wanker'

I'm sure I just posted in another thread about being kind to other road users.

At least you can count to three.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"'Middle Lane Wanker'

I'm sure I just posted in another thread about being kind to other road users.

At least you can count to three.

At least I read the OP as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow down you lunatic!

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By *ed OP Man
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

That's better.. I was feeling unloved for a while

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"That's better.. I was feeling unloved for a while

It was probably me, I quite often kill a thread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You fucking twat

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"You fucking twat

Who me or the other car user

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker for 1st degree offence - no indicators. hogging the middle lane etc

Twat for pulling out dangerously causing medium level breaking, running a _ed light. Pedestrians walking into the road, without looking while texting......

Cunt for cutting me up, dangerous driving that causes emergency breaking......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you d*unk! Get in lane! You're gonna hit that car bellend!

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