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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Just defrosted a joint of beef in the micro...

it smells funny.

does the micro do that ... or is the beef minging and for the bin.

I don't want to die..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im more a pork man meself xx

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Im more a pork man meself xx "

no surprise there.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im more a pork man meself xx

no surprise there....... "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it won't be minging. Problem is ( I find ) that micro defrosting causes heat to build up in the centre of the joint. The smell is prob partially cooked beef. For me .. I wouldn't roast it now - it's a bit like cooking the middle twice. I'd boil it for ten mins only. Lower the gas to a simmer and add onions , carrots and other roots. Simmer slowly for at least three hours.....delicious and not too dry ..for an extra taste add a good half bottle of wine and reduce the water xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ever beef smells mingy I give it a body swerve or let my dogs have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to m ention ........the cooking time and heat ensure you won't die View xx

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

cheers Gran xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just defrosted a joint of beef in the micro...

it smells funny.

does the micro do that ... or is the beef minging and for the bin.

I don't want to die.."

Beef does smell funny.

Sure you had it on defrost and not full.

Just asking like!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You see this is where you've failed. You didn't decide last night what you were having for dinner tonight. Had you done that then you could have removed your beef from the freezer and had it defrosting naturally, the healthy way so that you won't give yourself food poisoning.

Even if you had got out your bed earlier today you could have had it defrosting while you were mincing round watching Criminal Minds, admiring your new soft furnishings!

Takeaway for you!

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Just defrosted a joint of beef in the micro...

it smells funny.

does the micro do that ... or is the beef minging and for the bin.

I don't want to die..

Beef does smell funny.

Sure you had it on defrost and not full.

Just asking like! "

defo defrost........ thanks Sassy xx

now I can concentrate on Maria and the Captain.

xxx

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"while you were mincing round watching Criminal Minds, admiring your new soft furnishings!

"

Oi I was lying back.. in a smoking jacket, my best weave blond I may add... and monocle..

had a look of leslie phillips..

I never mince...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"while you were mincing round watching Criminal Minds, admiring your new soft furnishings!

Oi I was lying back.. in a smoking jacket, my best weave blond I may add... and monocle..

had a look of leslie phillips..

I never mince..."

I'm sure you minced off yesterday!

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"while you were mincing round watching Criminal Minds, admiring your new soft furnishings!

Oi I was lying back.. in a smoking jacket, my best weave blond I may add... and monocle..

had a look of leslie phillips..

I never mince...

I'm sure you minced off yesterday! "

no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View ill come cook for ya mate

Im a qualified french cuisine chef (well i was before i got sick ta death a cookin and became a gas fitter instead lol) xx

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"View ill come cook for ya mate

Im a qualified french cuisine chef (well i was before i got sick ta death a cookin and became a gas fitter instead lol) xx "

door open... kitchen upstairs.

ring the little handbell when dinners is served please.

and I don't like carrots.

thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On me way x (well in Jan anyway) xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre.. "

Aha... I see! Although I'm sure there's a flaw in your personalities... in that Barnaby would never have forgotten to take the beef out of the freezer yet Hugo would be too macho to ask ridiculously camp questions about defrosting... do you think perhaps Jock the Cock has arrived a day early?!

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre..

Aha... I see! Although I'm sure there's a flaw in your personalities... in that Barnaby would never have forgotten to take the beef out of the freezer yet Hugo would be too macho to ask ridiculously camp questions about defrosting... do you think perhaps Jock the Cock has arrived a day early?! "

this lass is a bit tricky... I best raise my game to get one over her..

ponders next move..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*waits*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre..

Aha... I see! Although I'm sure there's a flaw in your personalities... in that Barnaby would never have forgotten to take the beef out of the freezer yet Hugo would be too macho to ask ridiculously camp questions about defrosting... do you think perhaps Jock the Cock has arrived a day early?!

this lass is a bit tricky... I best raise my game to get one over her..

ponders next move.. "

January? methinks lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dissappointing. Thought this was another fetish thread and was keen to discover the meaning of the euphemism 'defrosting in the microwave'. Ah well. You live and learn.

PS Bin the beef and slam in the lamb.

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre..

Aha... I see! Although I'm sure there's a flaw in your personalities... in that Barnaby would never have forgotten to take the beef out of the freezer yet Hugo would be too macho to ask ridiculously camp questions about defrosting... do you think perhaps Jock the Cock has arrived a day early?!

this lass is a bit tricky... I best raise my game to get one over her..

ponders next move..

January? methinks lol xx "

January it is... will speak to Wendy Woo.

be better served in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"while you were mincing round watching Criminal Minds, admiring your new soft furnishings!

Oi I was lying back.. in a smoking jacket, my best weave blond I may add... and monocle..

had a look of leslie phillips..

I never mince...

I'm sure you minced off yesterday!

no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre.. "

What ever you're smoking pet you've had enough!

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"while you were mincing round watching Criminal Minds, admiring your new soft furnishings!

Oi I was lying back.. in a smoking jacket, my best weave blond I may add... and monocle..

had a look of leslie phillips..

I never mince...

I'm sure you minced off yesterday!

no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre..

What ever you're smoking pet you've had enough! "

lol lol am housebound and a bit stir crazy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dissappointing. Thought this was another fetish thread and was keen to discover the meaning of the euphemism 'defrosting in the microwave'. Ah well. You live and learn.

PS Bin the beef and slam in the lamb."

Think Soapy is offering him pork...unless that's another euphemism!

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"How dissappointing. Thought this was another fetish thread and was keen to discover the meaning of the euphemism 'defrosting in the microwave'. Ah well. You live and learn.

PS Bin the beef and slam in the lamb."

potty minds xxxx

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Just defrosted a joint of beef in the micro...

it smells funny.

does the micro do that ... or is the beef minging and for the bin.

I don't want to die.."

If it smells off bin it.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"no that was Barnaby... my other personality... he minces

today I am Hugo... a very macho but uber refined gentleman.

and when I am Jock the Cock... well Braveheart doesnt have anything on me whielding my sabre..

Aha... I see! Although I'm sure there's a flaw in your personalities... in that Barnaby would never have forgotten to take the beef out of the freezer yet Hugo would be too macho to ask ridiculously camp questions about defrosting... do you think perhaps Jock the Cock has arrived a day early?!

this lass is a bit tricky... I best raise my game to get one over her..

ponders next move..

January? methinks lol xx

January it is... will speak to Wendy Woo.

be better served in person "

Served in person??? Should I be scared?!

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