FabSwingers.com forum: Neck on the Line..... My Profile.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wiped my old profile Christmas Week. I should have started my new one but every time I start I go ...shit rubbish crap and start again.

Fill your boots - what SHOULD I put to give an HONEST representation of me to punters .... Sorry potential meets...ha !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

shy and retiring lady looking for people to converse with and have light banter.

am very submissive so will likely go along with others _iews to keep the peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit madam,sexy flirty and downright dirty.

Whips and chains the norm

Only Sub men and Sissy's may apply.

I will eat ya alive.

(and promise ta take ya around Liverpool but wont) xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't know you well enough but I'm guessing that the opposite of what View says would be a good start?!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You could mention our joint venture into the desert market?

It might drum up investment capital.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I don't know you well enough but I'm guessing that the opposite of what View says would be a good start?!

yup yu sussed her in one....

she is a true gem x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt suffer fools gladly

Outspoken

Honest

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For the record.

Grannys posts are #1 for me on here.

Every time.

I'm hoping to meet her one day.

So she can teach me 'acerbic'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interlectual forumite?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Interlectual forumite?"

She makes Oscar Wilde look like Timmy Mallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word - PHOTOS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would really like to see some photos, I completely understand the right of anyone to want to remain anonymous but Id love to just get a small glimpse into the psyche of Granny via photographic means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would really like to see some photos, I completely understand the right of anyone to want to remain anonymous but Id love to just get a small glimpse into the psyche of Granny via photographic means

maybe should could describe herself or people who have met her could!!!

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Good sense of humour, into pressing buttons. xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Agreed.

Just one, in private. To me.

(though this could lead to disaster when she turns out to be a 34 year old male plasterer from Barnsley. With alopecia).

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By *anda man.Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Don't be negative with your new profile. Remember this is a Swingers site that promotes the sexual interests of it's members, it's not a dating agency.

Promote your sexuality; nothing more appealing than a woman that makes herself desireable. If it's a fuckbuddy relationship you're after? Say so!

Your feed back is almost all positive,you seem to be very sociable and astute.

55? Makes you mature enough to know that there is no substitute for youth and beauty.

Accept that; and accept who you are and where you are in life.At 55 you'd be revered in many country's.

Good luck, i'll be watching your update with interest.

Best regards Dennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny IS revered here.....she's a wit and a half.

Granny just put on your profile "Bow down if you think you are worthy.... and while you're there give the shoe a shine."

(I remember that one fleeting photograph of you!)

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"what SHOULD I put to give an HONEST representation of me to punters"

Having meet you

only those with class will be considered

that doesn't mean classroom behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Don't be negative with your new profile. Remember this is a Swingers site that promotes the sexual interests of it's members, it's not a dating agency.

Promote your sexuality; nothing more appealing than a woman that makes herself desireable. If it's a fuckbuddy relationship you're after? Say so!

Your feed back is almost all positive,you seem to be very sociable and astute.

55? Makes you mature enough to know that there is no substitute for youth and beauty.

Accept that; and accept who you are and where you are in life.At 55 you'd be revered in many country's.

Good luck, i'll be watching your update with interest.

Best regards Dennis

listen and learn granny ........

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I wiped my old profile Christmas Week. I should have started my new one but every time I start I go ...shit rubbish crap and start again.

Fill your boots - what SHOULD I put to give an HONEST representation of me to punters .... Sorry potential meets...ha !"

Fun honest woman who doesn't suffer fools gladly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could mention our joint venture into the desert market?

It might drum up investment capital."

u opening a "souk el fella" then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest, let people make their own minds up. Put something along the lines: "lavender scented lady with blue hair and a passion for support hosiery and thermal under garments.

The occasional potty mouth is the result of Sanatogen wine and medicinal brandy, but "twat" and "eejit" are term of endearment up north and not meant to offend.

Teeth can be removed for a bj with more suction than a Dyson: just ask!

Hope that helps Granny!

Tra la la la, oooh fuzzy feeling being helpful!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Looking for 54 year old Dorset tractor driver"

Well a man`s gotta try something!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" 55? Makes you mature enough to know that there is no substitute for youth and beauty."

Pretty sure that was meant as a compliment.

But i've just heard on the news Chesire Police are invetigating the disovery of a disembowled male body in Knutsford services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could mention in your profile about A need to know local carpark closing times would be handy...

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