FabSwingers.com forum: If I were god

By *exysuzi and Mr.S OP Couple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"

Shout to the people that say they've found god "No you haven't...I'm over here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would want to feel what it's like as a woman having an orgasm. The seem to really feel it more than us guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean if I were?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be very surprised, because I would never have believed that I have existed....

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

probably get up to mischief and annoy the people who I dislike in life....

hehe trickster style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
if I were God i would move myself to ur bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the film bruce almighty

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By *exysuzi and Mr.S OP Couple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Of course I have......haha xxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.S OP Couple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Cipo......you more than welcome in my bed xxxx

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

made myself taller and sort out my knees lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cipo......you more than welcome in my bed xxxx"
aww thaknx God xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"

I would allow males the knowledge and ability to give females orgasm as so many lack this ability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx

I would allow males the knowledge and ability to give females orgasm as so many lack this ability"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If I were God, I'd bash the heads of the Christians, Jews and Muslims together, then bugger off to work on a far less ambitious project elsewhere.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion

If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....

all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder off to make a world full of kittens and puppies that don't need to poop with rivers of icecream and soft marshmallow banks.

And random strippers on candy cane poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was god, I'd make it compulsory that all men must walk about with their jeans a little unbuttoned etc, all women to wear white tee shirt that stretched around there boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were god I would have a swing heaven to go too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would obliterate humans and let the animals get on with it.

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

"If I was god, I'd make it compulsory that all men must walk about with their jeans a little unbuttoned etc, all women to wear white tee shirt that stretched around there boobs "

I'd like to second that lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would obliterate humans and let the animals get on with it. "

Why?

Seems arbitrary to wipe out one species over the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D97O9PU2GnM

-Courtney

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion

If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....

all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't work for anyone... I'd go to Hell and become a freelance bastard

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion

If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....

all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't work for anyone... I'd go to Hell and become a freelance bastard

fair enough, guess I will have to cause havoc on my own or get my buddy the devil to do so for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was God id tie Gerard Butler to my bed and tease the life out of him

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion

If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....

all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't work for anyone... I'd go to Hell and become a freelance bastard

fair enough, guess I will have to cause havoc on my own or get my buddy the devil to do so for me

The Devil is necessary for God to function, after all. All art parts of His manifestation and divine plan.

Bit of a cunt, really.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.S OP Couple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I want to be best friends with the devil....He is naughty, horny & lives in a hot place......where is his friend request hahaha xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were God I'd eradicate religion!

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"What do you mean if I were?

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wipe all humans of the face of the earth

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"

It is fucking cold!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would want to feel what it's like as a woman having an orgasm. The seem to really feel it more than us guys.

Nah we don't - we fake it!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.S OP Couple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

It's more thank fucking cold...... its positively hypothermic ha ha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
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Funny that, I mean half of Algeria wants to move here and it would save them an awful lot of walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx

Shout to the people that say they've found god "No you haven't...I'm over here""

lol,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wipe all humans of the face of the earth

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You only need to be human to do that!.

I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wipe all humans of the face of the earth

You only need to be human to do that!.

I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff"

got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if God was one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wipe all humans of the face of the earth

You only need to be human to do that!.

I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff

got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff."
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Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...

I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...

Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..

Gods there just nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if God was one of us?"

wot? just a slob like one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wipe all humans of the face of the earth

You only need to be human to do that!.

I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff

got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff..

Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...

I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...

Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..

Gods there just nuts

I like to think that such a planet exists just far far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if God was one of us?

wot? just a slob like one of us?"

Just a stranger on a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wipe all humans of the face of the earth

You only need to be human to do that!.

I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff

got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff..

Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...

I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...

Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..

Gods there just nuts

I like to think that such a planet exists just far far away."
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And there using Jedi mind tricks

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By *asgod2Man
over a year ago

millingar

Has anyone heard of the Borneo apes who solve all their problems with sex, they just piss off up a tree and bang the shot out of each other male female couple single they don't care. And because of this they are a very tolerant species of ape, so if I was God everyone would have hairy knuckles and say oooouuuhhhh ooooouuuuhhhh aaaaagggghhhhh

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What if God was one of us?"

I thought David Icke tried that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone heard of the Borneo apes who solve all their problems with sex, they just piss off up a tree and bang the shot out of each other male female couple single they don't care. And because of this they are a very tolerant species of ape, so if I was God everyone would have hairy knuckles and say oooouuuhhhh ooooouuuuhhhh aaaaagggghhhhh

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You can tell we share an awful lot of dna then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
if I were god I would let all the handsome guys into clubs free the ugly ones can pay treble ,it would have a two fold affect couples wouldn't get pissed off being watched because all the watchers would be Adonis and even the guys would be happy wanking in the corner coz they got in free

hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wipe all humans of the face of the earth

You only need to be human to do that!.

I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff

got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff..

Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...

I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...

Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..

Gods there just nuts

I like to think that such a planet exists just far far away..

And there using Jedi mind tricks

mind tricks eh? think im immune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if God was one of us?

I thought David Icke tried that

Goalkeepers are mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxxif I were god I would let all the handsome guys into clubs free the ugly ones can pay treble ,it would have a two fold affect couples wouldn't get pissed off being watched because all the watchers would be Adonis and even the guys would be happy wanking in the corner coz they got in free

hugs

Can I go to this club?

Hugs! xx

-Courtney

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"It's more thank fucking cold...... its positively hypothermic ha ha xxx"

No it is positively fucking hypothermic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx

I would allow males the knowledge and ability to give females orgasm as so many lack this ability"
I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

hugs

Can I go to this club?

Hugs! xx

-Courtney"
if I were god beautiful I would give you the club so you and marc can play to your hearts content xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

hugs

Can I go to this club?

Hugs! xx

-Courtney if I were god beautiful I would give you the club so you and marc can play to your hearts content xx

You could be one of the guys wanking in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were god, I'd go back in time and create evolution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

hugs

Can I go to this club?

Hugs! xx

-Courtney"

God yes! Me too! I'll help the wankers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

If I were God I would give men the freedom to choose their destiny, and go to an all-Goddesses-apart-one-God Swinger Club...on Venus!?

See yah folks!

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls"

mistermiatermac,

sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls

mistermiatermac,

sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know

I think you're seeing things!

-Courtney

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

I'd make the rule that children didn't have to witness some of the awful things their innocent eyes should not see.

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls

mistermiatermac,

sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know

I think you're seeing things!

-Courtney"

I can still see his profile pic as the same as NellG's !?!?

Mod I found a glitch in the site

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Sorry to be a party pooper and get serious, but if I were God, the first thing I would do is get rid of Alzheimers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.

hugs

Can I go to this club?

Hugs! xx

-Courtney if I were god beautiful I would give you the club so you and marc can play to your hearts content xx

You could be one of the guys wanking in the corner.

"
hey that thought has me perplexed can I not be the guy that asks 9 times if I can play with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was god, I'd make it compulsory that all men must walk about with their jeans a little unbuttoned etc, all women to wear white tee shirt that stretched around there boobs "

If my jeans were unbuttoned I couldn't wear my belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls

mistermiatermac,

sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know

I think you're seeing things!

-Courtney

I can still see his profile pic as the same as NellG's !?!?

Mod I found a glitch in the site

I've been experiencing outer body experiences.... God has a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i were God I'd be having a hard time writing this because i wouldn't exist.

But if God did exist and i were God I'd do away with poverty and religion. But then I'd no longer exist.

Sucks to be God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do away with marriage, then there would be less whinging on here about cheaters

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