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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That if I undo my belly button my bum will fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if I undo my belly button my bum will fall off?

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yep hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only your bum !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you turn it anti clockwise yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs will also unravel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't know but I bet Funky Monkey is an expert in this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 days ago I had surgery and they went IN through my belly button. I keep expecting body parts to suddenly detach.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's also true that if anyone blows raspberries in your belly button then then you'll instantly grow a huge, twerky bum...!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Try it and find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you turn it anti clockwise yes"

So what happens if I turn it clockwise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you turn it anti clockwise yes

So what happens if I turn it clockwise? "

Your cock falls off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might try that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an innie so I'd need to get a screwdriver in there to undo it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm an innie too which made it ideal to pierce it.

I did worry if go 'pop' and fly off around the room making a raspberry noise though

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm an innie so I'd need to get a screwdriver in there to undo it "

But it's a special screwdriver

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's true OP.

Also every time you sneeze your pubes temporarily go straight. Hence it's medically impossible to sneeze naked or the resulting hilarity could kill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's true OP.

Also every time you sneeze your pubes temporarily go straight. Hence it's medically impossible to sneeze naked or the resulting hilarity could kill."

Pubes? Wtf are pubes?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You can also become pregnant, as sperm can enter via the belly button, whatever your gender. Be careful undoing or loosening it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can also become pregnant, as sperm can enter via the belly button, whatever your gender. Be careful undoing or loosening it."

Oh crap. A guy came over me the other day and I don't know if my belly button was tight enough.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"That if I undo my belly button my bum will fall off?

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do you want it to be true? wish away then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just worried it may come loose now.

I never realised what a minefield a loose belly button could lead to.

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