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my wing man is about to crack!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We arre on a 3 day benderr and its the last party night and he's moaning he doesn't feel good and going back to the room. What does a single guy with double vision do ??

Hit the dance floor on my Todd! ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We arre on a 3 day benderr and its the last party night and he's moaning he doesn't feel good and going back to the room. What does a single guy with double vision do ??

Hit the dance floor on my Todd! ???

"

Fuck yes!! Don't waste it!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Let him sleep and then wank and cum on his hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feckin lightweight... Party on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you need a new wingman, party till it's over, your a long time dead

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Let him sleep and then wank and cum on his hair. "

You're hardcore. most people would just felt tip his face and cover him with silly string.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We arre on a 3 day benderr and its the last party night and he's moaning he doesn't feel good and going back to the room. What does a single guy with double vision do ??

Hit the dance floor on my Todd! ???

"

Get out there and make some friends and boogie with them! Works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't he have a nap then get back on it later? It's not even 7pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We arre on a 3 day benderr and its the last party night and he's moaning he doesn't feel good and going back to the room. What does a single guy with double vision do ??

Hit the dance floor on my Todd! ???

"

find one woman and go on a double date hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't he have a nap then get back on it later? It's not even 7pm "

He's in a bad way I heard him being sick in the bath earlier!

And lastt night he fell over and hit his face on the floor so looks a bit swollen. Oh and lost his phone!

I just bought him dinner and he left me and went home.... dinner for one! Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Let him sleep and then wank and cum on his hair.

You're hardcore. most people would just felt tip his face and cover him with silly string."

When he washes it off it will turn to silly string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't he have a nap then get back on it later? It's not even 7pm

He's in a bad way I heard him being sick in the bath earlier!

And lastt night he fell over and hit his face on the floor so looks a bit swollen. Oh and lost his phone!

I just bought him dinner and he left me and went home.... dinner for one! Lol"

Buy him some knitting needles and wool and tell him next time he can stay at home with the women children and old people

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shotting tequila alone seems wrong!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Shotting tequila alone seems wrong!!!!"

Every one will look at you. No mates billy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shotting tequila alone seems wrong!!!!

Every one will look at you. No mates billy "

Cheers Stevo!

The thought had crossed my mind!

I'm drinking tequila and washing it down with Stella.... thought that would be a good move!

My plan is too hit the dance floor at 11!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So how do I make male drinking partners without vetting more than I bargained for???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let him sleep and then wank and cum on his hair.

You're hardcore. most people would just felt tip his face and cover him with silly string.

When he washes it off it will turn to silly string "

leave a couple of used condoms in his bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let him sleep and then wank and cum on his hair.

You're hardcore. most people would just felt tip his face and cover him with silly string.

When he washes it off it will turn to silly string

leave a couple of used condoms in his bed "

Hahaha sick sense of humour but I totally get it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together "

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Go on who's near??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I"

Silent disco ~ perfick

Anything on in the ballroom?!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Go on who's near?? "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I

Silent disco ~ perfick

Anything on in the ballroom?!"

What's a silent disco? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a wing woman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did day 1-2 go ?

Was there any Women you got chatting to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I

Silent disco ~ perfick

Anything on in the ballroom?!

What's a silent disco? ? "

Everyone dancing with headphones on programmed to the music of your choice like pop, disco, rock...

It's fun to try and guess what people are dancing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find a wing woman lol "

Good call...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I

Silent disco ~ perfick

Anything on in the ballroom?!

What's a silent disco? ?

Everyone dancing with headphones on programmed to the music of your choice like pop, disco, rock...

It's fun to try and guess what people are dancing too.

"

Oh how funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did day 1-2 go ?

Was there any Women you got chatting to ?

"

Day one right at beginning of night we got talking to a bunch of girls from Birmingham but I told my mate no as was holding out for better!

Day 2 we was dressed as zombie nuns and got far far too d*unk.... I lost my mate and then he got taken home by security at 5am

He walked in a right mess! Couldn't tell what was real blood and what was fake!

Now it's day 3 and I should of stuck to the Birmingham girls lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I

Silent disco ~ perfick

Anything on in the ballroom?!

What's a silent disco? ?

Everyone dancing with headphones on programmed to the music of your choice like pop, disco, rock...

It's fun to try and guess what people are dancing too.

Oh how funny! "

Is that wheree i am???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did day 1-2 go ?

Was there any Women you got chatting to ?

Day one right at beginning of night we got talking to a bunch of girls from Birmingham but I told my mate no as was holding out for better!

Day 2 we was dressed as zombie nuns and got far far too d*unk.... I lost my mate and then he got taken home by security at 5am

He walked in a right mess! Couldn't tell what was real blood and what was fake!

Now it's day 3 and I should of stuck to the Birmingham girls lol "

Find some Women/couples and ask if they don't mind if you have a few drinks with them as your mate is not feeling well, You never know where it might lead too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did day 1-2 go ?

Was there any Women you got chatting to ?

Day one right at beginning of night we got talking to a bunch of girls from Birmingham but I told my mate no as was holding out for better!

Day 2 we was dressed as zombie nuns and got far far too d*unk.... I lost my mate and then he got taken home by security at 5am

He walked in a right mess! Couldn't tell what was real blood and what was fake!

Now it's day 3 and I should of stuck to the Birmingham girls lol

Find some Women/couples and ask if they don't mind if you have a few drinks with them as your mate is not feeling well, You never know where it might lead too"

Could be a bit awkward if they say no lol

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Your wingman seems a nice guy .... not many around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm getting tanked up then when 11 comes I'm off to club Billy no mates style!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your wingman seems a nice guy .... not many around"

He is a nice guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a seat by the bar and say hi to everyone who buys a drink, I'm sure you will get a conversation going with someone, They are bound to ask are you on your own, Take it from there

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Birmingham girls ... you had a lucky escape. ..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've just read your status where you are ~ man up an hit the silent disco while your wingman gets his shit together

My wingman is out of the game!

It's just me, myself and I

Silent disco ~ perfick

Anything on in the ballroom?!

What's a silent disco? ?

Everyone dancing with headphones on programmed to the music of your choice like pop, disco, rock...

It's fun to try and guess what people are dancing too.

Oh how funny!

Is that wheree i am???"

Nah, you're in another dimension hun lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Madness tribute band here I come!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went to Butlin's Pwllheli in 1985

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Are you sure your mate doesn't have post concussion syndrome? As he'd fallen down yesterday, coupled with hangover, he may need care.

Otherwise party on. I'm often out alone, it's great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure your mate doesn't have post concussion syndrome? As he'd fallen down yesterday, coupled with hangover, he may need care.

Otherwise party on. I'm often out alone, it's great."

I can hear him snoring in the other room so he is still alive!

What symptoms should I look for?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Bet your head hurting today OP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet your head hurting today OP x"

Haha I'm definitely getting older that's for sure!

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