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Guys, sympathise with me please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've just spent a few days down at my folk's over Christmas and the bed in the spare room is way too noisy to get up to anything, couples with the fact that Siren's got the painters in and.... well, my balls are rock hard and I swear if Siren touches my cock it'll self destruct in 5 seconds flat!

Guys, do your balls ache like buggery if you haven't cum for a few days?

I know I could go and knock one out but the thing is I've told Siren that I haven't cum for a few days and now she's looking forward to receiving the full load when normal service is resumed.

Should I wait for her, or go and paint the porcelain with a fresh coat?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Erm... scuse being so crude... but why don't you just fuck her now?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well after thinking about this id...........

Fuck her up the arse!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Or that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and knock one out or you will be carrying them around in a wheel barrow!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What you do have to remember though is you only get a bucket and a half and at your age you will have long since used up the full bucket so how much do you have left and can you afford to waste it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well after thinking about this id...........

Fuck her up the arse! "

I like my nuts where they are, not hanging round her fookin neck as a trophy cos that's what would happen if I knocked on the back door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm... scuse being so crude... but why don't you just fuck her now? "

Um... on blob week?

Not a fookin chance of hell, nack, not doing that. Bleeeurgh!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Erm... scuse being so crude... but why don't you just fuck her now?

Um... on blob week?

Not a fookin chance of hell, nack, not doing that. Bleeeurgh!! "

Pah!! Lightweight!!

Wasted horn! Doh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you do have to remember though is you only get a bucket and a half and at your age you will have long since used up the full bucket so how much do you have left and can you afford to waste it??? "

Huh? Bucket and a half?

Just how big is this bucket then cos I reckon there's enough stored up in there right now to fill a small swimming pool!

Me nuts are so swollen I feel like a fookin cow that needs milking ffs!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pah! You have a solution, tis your fault you're not making use of the nature you were born with. Suck it up bawbag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fa Christs sake have a bloody wank man xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*

Has she got a sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to stop being selfish and give you a blow job

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have a wank in a condom and slip it to Siren when no one is looking.

That way she gets the full load AND you get to relieve yourself immediately.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Yep - options are:

fuck now - that's what dark towels are for

wank

anal

BJ

or stop complaining!

personally I'd go for:

fuck or BJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*

Has she got a sister?"

Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!

...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!

Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.

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By *illyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

We call it blowjob week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank cos when she can play you will have another load for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*

Has she got a sister?

Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!

...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!

Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.

"

you need to part ex her for a more considerate one

Taxi for Kev

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"

Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!

...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!

Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.

"

Showercap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eugh depends if she doesnt mind when the painters are in doesnt it?

i was playing with a guy a chams, went to suck his balls and he told me not to as he would shoot his load so im guessing that yes, they are highly sensitive

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

why do the words Wishy and sympathy in the same sentence both fill me with dread and have me laughing my ass off at the same time????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her to easy the pressure, she has hands and lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask her to easy the pressure, she has hands and lips"

Fuck it. I couldn't wait for Siren. Me nuts were like a farmer's smallholding - a good couple of acres!

Sorted now!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hopes wishy has hidden the hammer and nails as sirens sure gonna nail his balls down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*

Has she got a sister?

Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!

...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!

Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.

"

Simples........

Tell her to wear a shower cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've just spent a few days down at my folk's over Christmas and the bed in the spare room is way too noisy to get up to anything, couples with the fact that Siren's got the painters in and.... well, my balls are rock hard and I swear if Siren touches my cock it'll self destruct in 5 seconds flat!

Guys, do your balls ache like buggery if you haven't cum for a few days?

I know I could go and knock one out but the thing is I've told Siren that I haven't cum for a few days and now she's looking forward to receiving the full load when normal service is resumed.

Should I wait for her, or go and paint the porcelain with a fresh coat? "

Remember those days when you would drive out somewhere quiet and ..... well it's still fun.

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