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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well it seemed apt!

So have you used a nicely lubed cucumber in your sexual naughties?

Perhaps an oddly shaped carrot? Maybe something else?

Spill the beans!

*excuses the pun*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like to bury my face in a lettice...does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he he yes, cucumber but we used a condom cos we needed it for the salad later. Had guests coming round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no..never....and that's the truth!

used a banana....but that's a fruit so doesnt count

leave the courgettes alone!

...and soxy is still not giving up the carrots....

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Like to bury my face in a lettice...does that count?"

Whatever tickles your fancy Wenchers... did you use lube?!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"no..never....and that's the truth!

used a banana....but that's a fruit so doesnt count

leave the courgettes alone!

...and soxy is still not giving up the carrots....

"

Banana falls into the 'maybe something else' category.

And I've never used fruit or veg... I feel I'm somehow missing out. Perhaps I'll take a banana to bed with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like to bury my face in a lettice...does that count?

Whatever tickles your fancy Wenchers... did you use lube?! "

I find most lettices are self lubricating. Although do use lube when ploughing a new furrow!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I once put a ring doughtnut on mi cock but it left it all sugary and did little for me.

Ohh and i fucked a watter melon while serving her majesty doing the sperm wale but best not talk about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no..never....and that's the truth!

used a banana....but that's a fruit so doesnt count

leave the courgettes alone!

...and soxy is still not giving up the carrots....

Banana falls into the 'maybe something else' category.

And I've never used fruit or veg... I feel I'm somehow missing out. Perhaps I'll take a banana to bed with me..."

mmm yes, like a banana with a nice curve on it, like my tiger's cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Erm... were you by yourself with the doughnut?

I can't imagine there being any sugar left if a bloke were to put a doughnut on is cock in my company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?"

no need to be sexist...this is a liberal site mister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?"

I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit & Veg just don't do it for me. It reminds me of my uncle's greengrocers when I was a kid and he was a big hairy welshman. Yuk.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cant get BB past a dunkin doughnuts shop

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Erm... were you by yourself with the doughnut?

I can't imagine there being any sugar left if a bloke were to put a doughnut on is cock in my company! "

Naaa i was in Morrisons and it caused one hell of a commotion!

Ok not really i was board on on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit & Veg just don't do it for me. It reminds me of my uncle's greengrocers when I was a kid and he was a big hairy welshman. Yuk. "

use it as aversion therapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

night folks ... where's that bldy gourd????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?

I would answer, but then I would have to kill you."

Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Erm... were you by yourself with the doughnut?

I can't imagine there being any sugar left if a bloke were to put a doughnut on is cock in my company!

Naaa i was in Morrisons and it caused one hell of a commotion!

Ok not really i was board on on my own "

Did you eat it after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bar and a snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mars bar and a snickers"

Not a very Green solution...B-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?

I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.

Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel... "

I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?

I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.

Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...

I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county."

No probs... We arent...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?

I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.

Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...

I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county.

No probs... We arent...;-)"

Some bugger move the fens???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice firm cucumber and couple of nice juicy carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?

I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.

Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...

I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county.

No probs... We arent...;-)

Some bugger move the fens???"

About 60 feet...

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Mars bar and a snickers"

Erm... don't they melt and end up a bit on the sticky messy side?

Although I quite like messy sex, I've never tried chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mars bar and a snickers

Erm... don't they melt and end up a bit on the sticky messy side?"

A certain Mr Jagger would be able to explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mars bar and a snickers

Erm... don't they melt and end up a bit on the sticky messy side?

Although I quite like messy sex, I've never tried chocolate! "

yer better when frozen but cold lol,,, corchet is gud tho lol

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