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I wondered if you had jumped on Harry as soon as he had got in the door!! | |||
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"I just saw that
I wondered if you had jumped on Harry as soon as he had got in the door!!"Hmmm you have a point you do need new wallpaper! | |||
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I wondered if you had jumped on Harry as soon as he had got in the door!!
Hmmm you have a point you do need new wallpaper!"Cheeky fucker its about to be done in then next few weeks. Not that you will get chance to see it  | |||
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"I just saw that
I wondered if you had jumped on Harry as soon as he had got in the door!!
Hmmm you have a point you do need new wallpaper!
Cheeky fucker its about to be done in then next few weeks. Not that you will get chance to see it "Charming im sure 
Mind that guy who put the paper up has a big in his head! Didnt you notice you had a blind decorator? | |||
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"I just saw that
I wondered if you had jumped on Harry as soon as he had got in the door!!
Hmmm you have a point you do need new wallpaper!
Cheeky fucker its about to be done in then next few weeks. Not that you will get chance to see it
Charming im sure
Mind that guy who put the paper up has a big in his head! Didnt you notice you had a blind decorator?"Im always charming as everyone will tell you | |||
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"Just dont mess Do as you are told And all will be fine.... "Ohh yehh and i will be hog tied like a guantanamo inmate till i have decorated the whole house! | |||
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"Just dont mess Do as you are told And all will be fine....
Ohh yehh and i will be hog tied like a guantanamo inmate till i have decorated the whole house!"and your problem with that is?? | |||
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"Just dont mess Do as you are told And all will be fine....
Ohh yehh and i will be hog tied like a guantanamo inmate till i have decorated the whole house!"what a splendid suggestion  | |||
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"Just dont mess Do as you are told And all will be fine....
Ohh yehh and i will be hog tied like a guantanamo inmate till i have decorated the whole house!"And the problem is where..........??? lol | |||
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"we could have all the doris's round and have a mass hog tie" tie em, bag em ( with a few bricks) and bin em...in the nearest river. | |||
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"we could have all the doris's round and have a mass hog tie tie em, bag em ( with a few bricks) and bin em...in the nearest river." Am liking the way you girls are thinking... | |||
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"Thats a bit extreme isnt it! I mean the wall paper is upside down but you dont put a hit on the decorator. Tell you what i woun't trust you lot with a bag full of puppies!" nothing wrong with puppies  | |||
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"Thats a bit extreme isnt it! I mean the wall paper is upside down but you dont put a hit on the decorator. Tell you what i woun't trust you lot with a bag full of puppies! nothing wrong with puppies "As long as your not combining them with 6 house bricks and a trip to the river!!! | |||
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"Puppies are for keeping men are for the river" Charming! Well a bloke wouldn't pee on the lounge carpet! (Please dont tell me you know one that has as im fragile today) | |||
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"Puppies are for keeping men are for the river Charming! Well a bloke wouldn't pee on the lounge carpet! (Please dont tell me you know one that has as im fragile today) " No Just wipes his knob on the curtains......lol | |||
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"Puppies are for keeping men are for the river Charming! Well a bloke wouldn't pee on the lounge carpet! (Please dont tell me you know one that has as im fragile today) " fragile pmsl, wait till you have suffered from the pussy posse then you will know what fragile is lol | |||
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"Puppies are for keeping men are for the river Charming! Well a bloke wouldn't pee on the lounge carpet! (Please dont tell me you know one that has as im fragile today) fragile pmsl, wait till you have suffered from the pussy posse then you will know what fragile is lol" Fighting talk again....lol | |||
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"Puppies are for keeping men are for the river Charming! Well a bloke wouldn't pee on the lounge carpet! (Please dont tell me you know one that has as im fragile today) No Just wipes his knob on the curtains......lol" There is always one that lowers the tone isn't there! your curtains will have dandruff when you pull them back in the morning now! | |||
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"Puppies are for keeping men are for the river Charming! Well a bloke wouldn't pee on the lounge carpet! (Please dont tell me you know one that has as im fragile today) No Just wipes his knob on the curtains......lol There is always one that lowers the tone isn't there! your curtains will have dandruff when you pull them back in the morning now!" Not a chance hun - baby wipes all round at our house .......lol | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains" Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them!" Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act" Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! " ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box" He will sing louder if his john tomas is entangled in the nets! | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box He will sing louder if his john tomas is entangled in the nets!" But i dont have net curtains but i do have plenty of rope | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box He will sing louder if his john tomas is entangled in the nets! But i dont have net curtains but i do have plenty of rope" Lasso him and string him from the banister then | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box He will sing louder if his john tomas is entangled in the nets! But i dont have net curtains but i do have plenty of rope Lasso him and string him from the banister then" would you like to volunteer | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box He will sing louder if his john tomas is entangled in the nets! But i dont have net curtains but i do have plenty of rope Lasso him and string him from the banister then would you like to volunteer" What and do your decorating whilst in chains! | |||
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"and i cant afford curtains Not surprised if some dirty begger keeps wiping his old man on them! Someone has been lieing to me they told me wiping there cock on the curtains was part of the sex act Get him to stand on a box by your net curtains while he is doing it then kick the box away. He will dangle like a yoyo and sing like a canary! ooh can i tie a rope round his neck before i kick the box He will sing louder if his john tomas is entangled in the nets! But i dont have net curtains but i do have plenty of rope Lasso him and string him from the banister then would you like to volunteer What and do your decorating whilst in chains! " Dont be silly, id take the chains of and put you on a leash to do the decorating lol | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it?" Only if its a monday | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday" i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. " lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol" Under the bag in your pics? Are you in the Taliban by the way? | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol Under the bag in your pics? Are you in the Taliban by the way?" Im quite warming to you i think you will make a good doris | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol Under the bag in your pics? Are you in the Taliban by the way? Im quite warming to you i think you will make a good doris" Shout louder im half way down the street after putting the wheelybin out | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol Under the bag in your pics? Are you in the Taliban by the way? Im quite warming to you i think you will make a good doris Shout louder im half way down the street after putting the wheelybin out" I dont need to shout i have a voice that travels llol | |||
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"You are too kind, want me to put the bins on the road while im at it? Only if its a monday i dont care im gonna do a runna when i put the bins out. lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol Under the bag in your pics? Are you in the Taliban by the way? Im quite warming to you i think you will make a good doris Shout louder im half way down the street after putting the wheelybin out I dont need to shout i have a voice that travels llol" Well if you had tied me to the bed i wouldn't have escaped *he shouts from the far distance* | |||
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" lol thats what they all say but never survive that long. I mean where do you think harry is now lol" Ha ha I escaped and am now at home - thanks for a very entertaining evening. Regards Harry Jones | |||
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"If you take a look at the new pictures on my profile you will see what kind of reception you get when you come visit me lolxx" Am I hardly intimidated, or did I miss the scary bits? Maybe I need to see in person xxx | |||
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"am i missing something karen?..i think your pictures are very respectable...i was expecting to see all kinds when i read the thread first lol "Lol i took a couple of pictures of harry at mine tied and bound with a bag on his head. I had them on my profile but took them of lol | |||
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"am i missing something karen?..i think your pictures are very respectable...i was expecting to see all kinds when i read the thread first lol
Lol i took a couple of pictures of harry at mine tied and bound with a bag on his head. I had them on my profile but took them of lol"Are you sure he didn't asphyxiate with that bag on his noggin and you panicked and shoved his corpse in the freezer. I think we need harry to say hello for prof you know. | |||
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"I had alook and i couldnt see anything other than some decorating needed doing ??" Ive took the pic of, and i might just give you a slap. Milten keynes isnt that where they have iron cows in the field | |||
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"Woohoo I'm alive and kicking folks and not in the freezer. Though if any ladies wish to meet me as scientific proof I am alive please pm me. Regards Harry Jones" Thank gowd for that i thought she had done you in and turned you into a captain birdseye special. Live long and prosper (ohh and no more bag torture!) | |||
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