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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do men have nipples ? (I actually know why) but let's have sum funny theories L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I can tantalise and torture them for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I can tantalise and torture them for fun "

Ditto

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Handy for hanging things from.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

So they can look a right tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're utter (or udder... I'm here all week ) tits.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I thought they were for twiddling with so the brain is on right wavelength.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought they were for twiddling with so the brain is on right wavelength. "

Wait... men have brains?!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I thought they were for twiddling with so the brain is on right wavelength. "

That's why they play with their balls so often.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

To flick and suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To flick and suck"

Yep. I like a good nibble on mine too. Nor to hard though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To tell us it's cold outside when there hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason"

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason"

Wheres your funny answer then grumpy pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nipples in order that I can sit and ponder as to why I have nipples.

It's a philosophical thing, I have nipples therefore I am.

It also makes gender reassignment a touch easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we can play the nipple twist and whistle game at high school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb."

Is that why men moan then, because we are actually women

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb.

Is that why men moan then, because we are actually women "

Walking on thin ice there Mr Throbb!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb.

Is that why men moan then, because we are actually women

Walking on thin ice there Mr Throbb!! "

It was the predictive text on the phone

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb.

Is that why men moan then, because we are actually women

Walking on thin ice there Mr Throbb!!

It was the predictive text on the phone "

If you say so!! I'll see how much you moan next time I squeeze yours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because your moobs would look odd without them!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So I can tantalise and torture them for fun "

This

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

For the same reason they have ears.

So they can PRETEND.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like having mine bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb.

Is that why men moan then, because we are actually women

Walking on thin ice there Mr Throbb!!

It was the predictive text on the phone

If you say so!! I'll see how much you moan next time I squeeze yours!! "

You know i like it rough

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"The funny answers were, as per fab , not very funny.

Go on then , tell us the real reason

Because everyone starts off a girl in the womb.

Is that why men moan then, because we are actually women

Walking on thin ice there Mr Throbb!!

It was the predictive text on the phone

If you say so!! I'll see how much you moan next time I squeeze yours!!

You know i like it rough "

Haha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause we love to suck and tease

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