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over a year ago

And as you were

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of water and some please, I will be sitting in the dark corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime.

Ah sleeo well, dirty dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of water and some please, I will be sitting in the dark corner "

Of course scrummdiddlyumtious

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime.

Ah sleeo well, dirty dreams

I'll dream I'm an ice lolly with lots of hot fabbers about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me vodka bar wench!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonic and a snog as before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!"

Yes Adventures, coning up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime.

Ah sleeo well, dirty dreams

I'll dream I'm an ice lolly with lots of hot fabbers about. "
Ooh sounds good, I want an ice lolly now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some warm blood please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

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Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!"

Ooh which accent??

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'll take some nuts to go please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some warm blood please

Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??"

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of chilled Pinot Grigio & I fancy a snuggle into a manly chest, if you can stroke my hair all the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!"

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

Snog first!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of chilled Pinot Grigio & I fancy a snuggle into a manly chest, if you can stroke my hair all the better

I can do the Pinot, not thr mainly chest though but there are a couple of lovely men around who I am sure will oblige

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

Snog first!!

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?"

Of course mistermac, coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg"

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some warm blood please

Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already

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I said WARM,,,thats tepid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some warm blood please

Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already

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I said WARM,,,thats tepid

body temperature is my preference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some warm blood please

Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already

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I said WARM,,,thats tepid

Oh sorry, I'll microwave it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this bar is quite ,,,,,dead isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of the spice pls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

Snog first!!

Good call

Mwah

I'll be waiting for when the bar closes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this bar is quite ,,,,,dead isn't it

Yeo, we've all been sucked by the vampires already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More of the spice pls! "

Certainly private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting my kids a fridge for Xmas. . Can't wait to see their faces light up when they open it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

Snog first!!

Good call

Mwah

I'll be waiting for when the bar closes

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of the spice pls!

Certainly private

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?"

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting my kids a fridge for Xmas. . Can't wait to see their faces light up when they open it."

Lmao, A beer fridge??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More of the spice pls!

Certainly private

Cheers

Your welcome

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?"

Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx"

I can get that for your Saucy..xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

Snog first!!

Good call

Mwah

I'll be waiting for when the bar closes

Yes please

I'll get you later the instant the shutters down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx

I can get that for your Saucy..xx"

Thank you and a diet with ice and lemon please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the bar closed? I am gasping.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the bar closed? I am gasping....."

No not at all, what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello could We speak to the landlady please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx

I can get that for your Saucy..xx

Thank you and a diet with ice and lemon please xxx"

Coming up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonic and a snog as before

In any particular order

Snog first!!

Good call

Mwah

I'll be waiting for when the bar closes

Yes please

I'll get you later the instant the shutters down

I'll count on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could We speak to the landlady please

Yes here *Waves hello*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic

Oh must have been a good night, I can get you a hot chocolate if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello could We speak to the landlady please

Yes here *Waves hello*"
hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Male and female strippers heading over this way instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could We speak to the landlady please

Yes here *Waves hello*hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises

Yes I do sir, and my personal licence toi

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over a year ago

"Male and female strippers heading over this way instead

Ooh good, I shall get the floor ready for them

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello could We speak to the landlady please

Yes here *Waves hello*hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises

Yes I do sir, and my personal licence toi

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caps come off sits at the bar,two large brandys please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off home!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!"
did you find your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could We speak to the landlady please

Yes here *Waves hello*hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises

Yes I do sir, and my personal licence toi

caps come off sits at the bar,two large brandys please

Of course coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Off home!?"

You are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please."

Slice of lemon and some salt? Do enjoy

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

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over a year ago

"I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic

Oh must have been a good night, I can get you a hot chocolate if you like

Yummy yes please. And last night was brilliant. Drinking till 3am kills me now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please.

Slice of lemon and some salt? Do enjoy

Thanks. Very nice.

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over a year ago

"I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic

Oh must have been a good night, I can get you a hot chocolate if you like

Yummy yes please. And last night was brilliant. Drinking till 3am kills me now though

It does us all, but definitely worth it at the time!! Hot chocolate it is

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

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over a year ago

"Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please.

Slice of lemon and some salt? Do enjoy

Thanks. Very nice."

Your welcome finetime

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

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over a year ago

Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

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over a year ago

"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please

Water?? But yes you most certainly may

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!did you find your knickers?

I never have them on!

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!did you find your knickers?

I never have them on!"

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over a year ago

More red wine please; a cheeky shiraz if you've got one?

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over a year ago

"More red wine please; a cheeky shiraz if you've got one?"

I akways have shiraz in stock, although I prefer a Pinotage myself

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"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please

Water?? But yes you most certainly may

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gd night and thankyou for you excellent service

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over a year ago

"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please

Water?? But yes you most certainly may

gd night and thankyou for you excellent service

You arre welcone fellow bar keep, sleep welk, have dirty dreams

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"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please

Water?? But yes you most certainly may

gd night and thankyou for you excellent service

You arre welcone fellow bar keep, sleep welk, have dirty dreams

Sorry my spelling is atrocious tonight

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

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"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Of course mistermac, coming up

Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.

Can I pay in kisses again please

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"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Of course mistermac, coming up

Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.

Can I pay in kisses again please

As long as they aren't sloppy ones yes

big kisses to you, and fingers crossed for you too

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over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Of course mistermac, coming up

Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.

Can I pay in kisses again please

You're a right cheeky thing you aren't you

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

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over a year ago

"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

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"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Of course mistermac, coming up

Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.

Can I pay in kisses again please

You're a right cheeky thing you aren't you

Yes he is, and lovely to perve

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies

Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol

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over a year ago

Red wine please I'm a little pushed already

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies

Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol

Omg I just read that back to myself

Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience

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"Red wine please I'm a little pushed already

Of course, I'll bring the bottle over. Help yourself

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies

Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol

Omg I just read that back to myself

Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience

Lmao Freudian slip eh!! Sounds like there's some lucky lasses out there eh

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies

Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol

Omg I just read that back to myself

Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience

Lmao Freudian slip eh!! Sounds like there's some lucky lasses out there eh

A lady never tells

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"Give me vodka bar wench!

Yes Adventures, coning up

Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!

Ooh which accent??

Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!

Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent

So is omg

I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr

Scottish is very sexy too

And south African

What about Brummie?

That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do

Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!

What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??

I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!

Haha, I have a posh southern accent

Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol

Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though

You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol

Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though

It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!

Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!

Lol maybe your not good posh then after all

No I'm definitely naughty posh

Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh

Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol

Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol

No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here

Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!

Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female

Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol

Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it

Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol

I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies

Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol

Omg I just read that back to myself

Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience

Lmao Freudian slip eh!! Sounds like there's some lucky lasses out there eh

A lady never tells

I wouldn't have expected you too neither, gulp, too posh for that eh lol

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"More red wine please; a cheeky shiraz if you've got one?

I akways have shiraz in stock, although I prefer a Pinotage myself

Excellent and ehm, noted!

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"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?

Of course mistermac, coming up

Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.

Can I pay in kisses again please

As long as they aren't sloppy ones yes

big kisses to you, and fingers crossed for you too

Big kisses for you lovely landlady. Thank you very much xx

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