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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey. "

Would you like a cherry as well?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

Would you like a cherry as well?

On a cocktail stick shaped like a sword?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

Would you like a cherry as well?

On a cocktail stick shaped like a sword? "

Ooh I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

On its way, shall I make it a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My usual please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had three large vodkas and two large wines so another vodka!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had three large vodkas and two large wines so another vodka!!!"

Another large on its way...seems your having a fun night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a pint of ice cold fizzy pop . . . I'm hungover still from last night ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

Would you like a cherry as well?

On a cocktail stick shaped like a sword?

Ooh I like your thinking! "

Will you slice the cherry so when it goes in the drink, it opens up like a rose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have a pint of ice cold fizzy pop . . . I'm hungover still from last night ha ha"

Best way to be, obviously had a good night, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

Would you like a cherry as well?

On a cocktail stick shaped like a sword?

Ooh I like your thinking!

Will you slice the cherry so when it goes in the drink, it opens up like a rose? "

Well anything for you so yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

Would you like a cherry as well?

On a cocktail stick shaped like a sword?

Ooh I like your thinking!

Will you slice the cherry so when it goes in the drink, it opens up like a rose?

Well anything for you so yes

It's sounding a little pretentious so I'll just have a pint. Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed "

Did you fall out?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

Make that two,I really shouldn't mix my drinks from another pub thread,but what the heck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed "

Oooh lucky lady, well I hope the Horlicks helps you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint julip, please avec an umbrella and a little clockwork dancing monkey.

Would you like a cherry as well?

On a cocktail stick shaped like a sword?

Ooh I like your thinking!

Will you slice the cherry so when it goes in the drink, it opens up like a rose?

Well anything for you so yes

It's sounding a little pretentious so I'll just have a pint. Cheers!

No it sounds good to me, but a pint it is lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

Make that two,I really shouldn't mix my drinks from another pub thread,but what the heck

Thats ok, the landlord from there ia in here too!! Two it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Hobgoblin real ale please bartender!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Hobgoblin real ale please bartender! "

Hmm I do like a pint of that, coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Pint of Hobgoblin real ale please bartender! "

Ah yes! A pint of that. But add the cherry anyway.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed

Did you fall out?

Far from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one..."

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

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oh thankyou,how much are you charging for this drink in here?its very nice,thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

oh thankyou,how much are you charging for this drink in here?its very nice,thankyou

For you fellow bartender its free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Hobgoblin real ale please bartender!

Ah yes! A pint of that. But add the cherry anyway.

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Hobgoblin real ale please bartender!

Ah yes! A pint of that. But add the cherry anyway.

"
Lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up"

Ooohhhh not tried that - yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of JS for me ya !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up

Ooohhhh not tried that - yet!!

Fireball is cinnamon whisky from Canada/America only ever seen it on Base over here but I stole some lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

oh thankyou,how much are you charging for this drink in here?its very nice,thankyou

For you fellow bartender its free

"
lol thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of JS for me ya !!!"

Of course coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

oh thankyou,how much are you charging for this drink in here?its very nice,thankyou

For you fellow bartender its free

lol thankyou

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?"

Cinnamon whisky

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Vodka, double. Please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka, double. Please. "

Of course Mrs Tooty,any ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankyou for your kind service.

Slips back to the horny lion with a few punters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankyou for your kind service.

Slips back to the horny lion with a few punters

Haha. There's room for both

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up

Ooohhhh not tried that - yet!!

Fireball is cinnamon whisky from Canada/America only ever seen it on Base over here but I stole some lol

I have 2 bottles of fireball in the fridge - I've not tried it with cider though, only apple juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up

Ooohhhh not tried that - yet!!

Fireball is cinnamon whisky from Canada/America only ever seen it on Base over here but I stole some lol

I have 2 bottles of fireball in the fridge - I've not tried it with cider though, only apple juice "

Oh what, where did you get it from, I need to know

an American friend got me onto it with cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up

Ooohhhh not tried that - yet!!

Fireball is cinnamon whisky from Canada/America only ever seen it on Base over here but I stole some lol

I have 2 bottles of fireball in the fridge - I've not tried it with cider though, only apple juice

Oh what, where did you get it from, I need to know

an American friend got me onto it with cider"

Tesco or Asda. Not with the whisky though, with the liqueurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

"
I'll get you another of course. And yes tobthe scampi fries, I prefer bacon fries myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?"

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have your best selling drink please,thankyou

Of coursr Extraspice, I do recommend a new drink I have in, a large fireball...gorgeous

With apple juice? Yum, go on - I'll have a small one...

A small, I prefer it with cider myself

but coming up

Ooohhhh not tried that - yet!!

Fireball is cinnamon whisky from Canada/America only ever seen it on Base over here but I stole some lol

I have 2 bottles of fireball in the fridge - I've not tried it with cider though, only apple juice

Oh what, where did you get it from, I need to know

an American friend got me onto it with cider

Tesco or Asda. Not with the whisky though, with the liqueurs "

No wonder I've never found it then!! I get a friend to buy it for me instead haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

I'll get you another of course. And yes tobthe scampi fries, I prefer bacon fries myself

"
oh thankyou,they will do,what time do you close here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please"

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

I'll get you another of course. And yes tobthe scampi fries, I prefer bacon fries myself

oh thankyou,they will do,what time do you close here?

Whenever everyone has collapsed in a heap or found a shag lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Good evening landlady, I think I'll have a large Merlot please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening landlady, I think I'll have a large Merlot please

Of course Ace, coming up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

I'll get you another of course. And yes tobthe scampi fries, I prefer bacon fries myself

oh thankyou,they will do,what time do you close here?

Whenever everyone has collapsed in a heap or found a shag lol

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thats the way,well I'm off again now,thanks for the drink and the box of frys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

I'll get you another of course. And yes tobthe scampi fries, I prefer bacon fries myself

oh thankyou,they will do,what time do you close here?

Whenever everyone has collapsed in a heap or found a shag lol

thats the way,well I'm off again now,thanks for the drink and the box of frys

Hope to see you later

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed

Did you fall out?

Far from it

Sounds interesting. I think I'll have gin like last night.

A Hendricks with tonic, ice and lashings of sliced cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

something blood thirsty and chilling please

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

Make that two,I really shouldn't mix my drinks from another pub thread,but what the heck

Thats ok, the landlord from there ia in here too!! Two it is

Which is probably why I'm not getting the service I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

Make that two,I really shouldn't mix my drinks from another pub thread,but what the heck

Thats ok, the landlord from there ia in here too!! Two it is

Which is probably why I'm not getting the service I want

Most probably, I'll tell him off for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed

Did you fall out?

Far from it

Sounds interesting. I think I'll have gin like last night.

A Hendricks with tonic, ice and lashings of sliced cucumber."

Good plan, I like it,coming up

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I really enjoyed that drink,could I have another please?

You wouldn't have a spare box of scampi frys would you please?

I'll get you another of course. And yes tobthe scampi fries, I prefer bacon fries myself

oh thankyou,they will do,what time do you close here?

Whenever everyone has collapsed in a heap or found a shag lol

thats the way,well I'm off again now,thanks for the drink and the box of frys

Chaos is happening back at yours you do know that don't you! Bloody naked women all over the place!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"something blood thirsty and chilling please "

Of course Voddy, a nice vodka and tonic? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

Pft no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantasy I'm depressed I'm stuck in. Open that bottle of Fireballs!

In fact, give me the bottle with the glass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fantasy I'm depressed I'm stuck in. Open that bottle of Fireballs!

In fact, give me the bottle with the glass!"

Oh baby thats not good!! Fresh bottle coming your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

Pft no

I thought not, shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had dissorano last night for the first time, omg it's lush, been missing out I reckon??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had dissorano last night for the first time, omg it's lush, been missing out I reckon??"

Definitely missing out yes...its gorgeous, I can spend a whole night drinking it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jäger!!! Where's the cock?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So tasty could get me into trouble that stuff tho, might have to treat myself to a bottle for xmas, next week??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

Pft no

I thought not, shame

I meant not yet at least

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm ashamed to ask but a chocolate Horlicks please

Of course juniper

are you not feeling great, or just still in recovery mode?

Recovering but not alcohol related

Looking forward to climbing back into bed

Did you fall out?

Far from it

Sounds interesting. I think I'll have gin like last night.

A Hendricks with tonic, ice and lashings of sliced cucumber."

Hendricks????? You disappoint me James

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fantasy I'm depressed I'm stuck in. Open that bottle of Fireballs!

In fact, give me the bottle with the glass!

Oh baby thats not good!! Fresh bottle coming your way

Thanks Babe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jäger!!! Where's the cock?!"

Im afraid I don't have that but im sure a decent cock will soon apoear

but in the meantime a jäger is on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fantasy I'm depressed I'm stuck in. Open that bottle of Fireballs!

In fact, give me the bottle with the glass!

Oh baby thats not good!! Fresh bottle coming your way

Thanks Babe!

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

Pft no

I thought not, shame

I meant not yet at least

soon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

Pft no

I thought not, shame

I meant not yet at least

soon then "

The second the bar closes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm"

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My usual please

Of course Jammezz, tonice, ice and lemon coming up with a big flirt as well

Nice to get my usual........ And my tonic as well

Haha, you know it

Can I get you a cheeky drink while your working

I found a new one I like so yes that would be like lovely

What's the new drink?

Cinnamon whisky

And how many do I need to buy to get you d*unk

Haha not many sweetie

Take my all my money and have as many as you like

Haha, I'm a lightweight really

Good

Lol. Trying to take advantage are we

Pft no

I thought not, shame

I meant not yet at least

soon then

The second the bar closes

Good

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

Make that two,I really shouldn't mix my drinks from another pub thread,but what the heck

Thats ok, the landlord from there ia in here too!! Two it is

Which is probably why I'm not getting the service I want

Most probably, I'll tell him off for you

Please if you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

"
erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a simple girl. Disaronno and for me, on ice!! Ta v much. X

Make that two,I really shouldn't mix my drinks from another pub thread,but what the heck

Thats ok, the landlord from there ia in here too!! Two it is

Which is probably why I'm not getting the service I want

Most probably, I'll tell him off for you

Please if you will

Of.course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello could I have a large vodka and a few customers please lmao

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over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

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over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol"

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Oh I will have another stiff baccardi and then, as I have just had one from the other pub, and its now gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have a large vodka and a few customers please lmao

Haha, large vodka coming up but can't help on the other, everyone's partying tonight

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over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I will have another stiff baccardi and then, as I have just had one from the other pub, and its now gone

If.course, large barcardi and coming up

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Well thank you for your quick service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well thank you for your quick service"

Your welcome Jewel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink empty!!!! Barmaid!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drink empty!!!! Barmaid!!!"

Another jäger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me everybody,just a little announcement to say we have pole dancers just about to perform in the horny lion next door

Slips back another brandy and back to the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me everybody,just a little announcement to say we have pole dancers just about to perform in the horny lion next door

Slips back another brandy and back to the pub

Ooh pole dancers..I might have to sneak in for a perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink empty!!!! Barmaid!!!

Another jäger?"

Yep!!! Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drink empty!!!! Barmaid!!!

Another jäger?

Yep!!! Cheers!"

I'll give you 2 for 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink empty!!!! Barmaid!!!

Another jäger?

Yep!!! Cheers!

I'll give you 2 for 1

Love you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!"

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

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over a year ago

"Drink empty!!!! Barmaid!!!

Another jäger?

Yep!!! Cheers!

I'll give you 2 for 1

Love you!!!!"

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*"

Or a squeeze of your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a virtual bat yet I still can't pull!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!"

Haha I am actually already one

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over a year ago

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

If you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

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over a year ago

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

I prefer female strippers myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

Doubke vodka it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

I might have to repay that favour too, but I am off limits for much more atm

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

If you insist

I do insist

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

I prefer female strippers myself lol

Female for you,male for me

. I'll let you know when they come on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double vodka and red bull please,

I wont be staying long as I have heard they have female strippers on in The horny lion on at 10pm

Male strippers along at 10.05pm

I prefer female strippers myself lol

Female for you,male for me

. I'll let you know when they come on..."

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

I might have to repay that favour too, but I am off limits for much more atm "

Whys that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

I might have to repay that favour too, but I am off limits for much more atm

Whys that?

Potential relationship with an old friend whom isn't a swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

I might have to repay that favour too, but I am off limits for much more atm

Whys that?

Potential relationship with an old friend whom isn't a swinger"

Oooh exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very quiet tonight what with everyone out partying. I'm on cider #3 ... Anyone want to join for #4? I'll get some pork scratchings and dry roasted nuts in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

I do know the tricks of the trade yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very quiet tonight what with everyone out partying. I'm on cider #3 ... Anyone want to join for #4? I'll get some pork scratchings and dry roasted nuts in too

Put some fireball in too and I'm there

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Just climbed into bed, alone - can I have a rum and diet with ice and lemon and make it a large one please xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

I do know the tricks of the trade yes

Hmmmm lmao how else would you get round all them posh drinks!!! You'll never make a nun now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

I do know the tricks of the trade yes

Hmmmm lmao how else would you get round all them posh drinks!!! You'll never make a nun now!!!

I could you know, I'm actually innocent and confeess every Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

I do know the tricks of the trade yes

Hmmmm lmao how else would you get round all them posh drinks!!! You'll never make a nun now!!!

I could you know, I'm actually innocent and confeess every Sunday

Christ you must spend all bloody day in there!!! The poor vicar goes there with a hamper when he sees you turn up apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

I might have to repay that favour too, but I am off limits for much more atm

Whys that?

Potential relationship with an old friend whom isn't a swinger

Oooh exciting

Yes, I'm very excited about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pops head in the door*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

I do know the tricks of the trade yes

Hmmmm lmao how else would you get round all them posh drinks!!! You'll never make a nun now!!!

I could you know, I'm actually innocent and confeess every Sunday

Christ you must spend all bloody day in there!!! The poor vicar goes there with a hamper when he sees you turn up apparently lol

Lmao..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*pops head in the door*"

Waves hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So anyone who's not partying tonight, or maybe you are..the lounge bar ia open, who fancies what?

I've a stiff one, so pour me something stiffer

Haha, whisky or vodka?

I'm thinking spiced rum. Two doubles on the rocks please

Ooh Captain Morgan's it is..2 coming up

Good

Sweet. Can I pay in kisses?

Oh yes you most certainly may

:* :* :* :*

Or a squeeze of your bum

Because you asked nicely

Ooh good

I might have to repay that favour too, but I am off limits for much more atm

Whys that?

Potential relationship with an old friend whom isn't a swinger

Oooh exciting

Yes, I'm very excited about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also had a few winter pimms which are amazing too, deffo up there with disoronnos for me mm

What are you used to drinking, perhaps I could suggest some others

erm lager, and a few shots maybe!!???? nowt special, especially not posh drinks like that anyway lol

That sounds good too, you could definitely get me into trouble I reckon lol

Hmm a sheltered life then...I personally like a good captain morgans and but my new favourite is fireball whisky. Its a cinnamon whisky mixed with cider or apple juice..lovely..

A good.friend introduced me to it

Lol that old chestnut eh

blame the "friend"!!!

Haha yes..definitely my friend's fault,not mine lol

Bloody friends eh, who needs em when they do that to you, how dare they make you drink all those nasty drinks!!

Exactky, its sacrilege Haha

Poor lil you eh, your obviously easily led fantasy, maybe you need to look at the company you keep tho

Haha, yesni should, I should really become I nun, I think that may be mu next calling

Hmmm something tells me you might be aiming a little high there

what about a librarian maybe?!!

Nah, too boring, I'll be an accountant

You should be anyway, the amount of bloody drinks your buying!!!

Haha I am actually already one

Lmao really, nice one, hey you've popped my forum cherry anyway, a drink to celebrate maybe?!!!

Definitely a house special coming up

Uh oh, erm, uhm, gulp, is that my taxi!!

Ah is it, shame! Enjoy the rest of your night

Not got enough money now as someone's made me spend it all on posh drinks, so I need to either find a bush to sleep in or it's a long cold walk

Or just stay in the bar, I'll buy you a drink

Good idea, I'll end up asleep on the bar anyway, I'm sure you can cook the books to pay for everything!!!

I do know the tricks of the trade yes

Hmmmm lmao how else would you get round all them posh drinks!!! You'll never make a nun now!!!

I could you know, I'm actually innocent and confeess every Sunday

Christ you must spend all bloody day in there!!! The poor vicar goes there with a hamper when he sees you turn up apparently lol

Lmao..

What are you saying, I'm a good girl really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*pops head in the door*

Waves hello

Waves back and takes a seat

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over a year ago

Hello could I have a night cap please my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*pops head in the door*

Waves hello

Waves back and takes a seat

Tonic??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello could I have a night cap please my lovely

Of.course, a Brandy or port or something different?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Other pub is closed now,strippers have gone home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of water please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other pub is closed now,strippers have gone home... "

Damn I missed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring night for me. . Solo drinking! At the moment mines a Morgans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*pops head in the door*

Waves hello

Waves back and takes a seat

Tonic?? "

Yes and snog please

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