FabSwingers.com forum: The first thing part deux

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what did you do first thing I think we left ye old scratching his bollocks last I saw

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

Why? Is that what you do Stevie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

at least he wasnt scratching his butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

No he said he didn't but the jury is oot on that one

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Checked time. Wee. Fed dog and made a brew. Checked messages .. Woke up to 2. Wondered who's account it was cos that never happens

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I grabbed my phone to check out Fab and see what I'd missed while I was asleep. Turns out not much...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checked time. Wee. Fed dog and made a brew. Checked messages .. Woke up to 2. Wondered who's account it was cos that never happens

Go you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

Why is that what you do Stevie?

Filthy beast!

Last week a lady was licking them

On topic - I woke up, leapt out of bed, ran a comb across my head, made the bus in seconds flat..... Actually, I took all the bedding off and it's in the dryer now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, check phone, piss, fag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I grabbed my phone to check out Fab and see what I'd missed while I was asleep. Turns out not much...

Perks at Howards pic...Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

at least he wasnt scratching his butt

How do you know? I don't disclose my whole life on here, I censor bits for those with a more fragile constitutions and the faint-hearted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

Why is that what you do Stevie?

Filthy beast!

Last week a lady was licking them

On topic - I woke up, leapt out of bed, ran a comb across my head, made the bus in seconds flat..... Actually, I took all the bedding off and it's in the dryer now "

Can you come do mine please Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wake up, check phone, piss, fag"

Morning

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I grabbed my phone to check out Fab and see what I'd missed while I was asleep. Turns out not much...

Perks at Howards pic...Morning

Ha!

Good Morning

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The very first thing I did was to check my phone to see what time it was. Then I snoozed for another 5 mins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I grabbed my phone to check out Fab and see what I'd missed while I was asleep. Turns out not much...

Perks at Howards pic...Morning

Ha!

Good Morning

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The very first thing I did was to check my phone to see what time it was. Then I snoozed for another 5 mins."

Morning

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Whacked the kettle on, made tea in my huge weekend cup and jumped back into bed with my kindle.

I know how to live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed

Posted a social for today

Gonna get up and slap the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switched the bloody alarm off which didn't need to be on, grrrrr!!

Then dozed for a while longer trying to recapture the rather pleasant dream I was having

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whacked the kettle on, made tea in my huge weekend cup and jumped back into bed with my kindle.

I know how to live!"

Its all rock n roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in bed

Posted a social for today

Gonna get up and slap the kettle on "

Good luck with the social

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Switched the bloody alarm off which didn't need to be on, grrrrr!!

Then dozed for a while longer trying to recapture the rather pleasant dream I was having

Its annoying when you wake up from a lovely dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up, had some very interesting thoughts and ideas, made coffee with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the time, roll over then come and make bacon sandwiches!

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Took my knickers off and put that's in the washing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woke up, had some very interesting thoughts and ideas, made coffee with a smile

Devilish thoughts?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

turned my alarm off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check the time, roll over then come and make bacon sandwiches! "

I may have to move soon im in need of food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took my knickers off and put that's in the washing "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"turned my alarm off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up, had some very interesting thoughts and ideas, made coffee with a smile

Devilish thoughts?"

Oh yes... Plans, in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving in here then trying to contain my Saturday morning horn as we are visiting family

plus he's still sleeping so it would be a solo run and that's no fun!

Ooooo look I'm a poet and didn't know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woke up, had some very interesting thoughts and ideas, made coffee with a smile

Devilish thoughts?

Oh yes... Plans, in fact. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving in here then trying to contain my Saturday morning horn as we are visiting family

plus he's still sleeping so it would be a solo run and that's no fun!

Ooooo look I'm a poet and didn't know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had too much beer last night, so my first thing was a pee at 2am, followed by a pee at 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am. I'm bloody knackered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had too much beer last night, so my first thing was a pee at 2am, followed by a pee at 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am. I'm bloody knackered

Should have left a bucket by the bed save you moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning lovely I made a brew that I didn't drink

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

Why is that what you do Stevie?

Filthy beast!

Last week a lady was licking them

On topic - I woke up, leapt out of bed, ran a comb across my head, made the bus in seconds flat..... Actually, I took all the bedding off and it's in the dryer now

Can you come do mine please Steve"

I'm in cleaning mode this morning. All bedding in, kettle and toaster cleaned and polished just about to hover through and clean the Windows. Then after lunch I'll relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake up, check phone, piss, fag

Morning

Morning sexy lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had too much beer last night, so my first thing was a pee at 2am, followed by a pee at 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am. I'm bloody knackered

Should have left a bucket by the bed save you moving

That would be easier than sleeping on the bathroom floor

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Wake up, check bed for naked man, check boobies, check phone....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning lovely I made a brew that I didn't drink

Morning lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's hope the second thing he didn't do was sniff then lick his fingers

Why is that what you do Stevie?

Filthy beast!

Last week a lady was licking them

On topic - I woke up, leapt out of bed, ran a comb across my head, made the bus in seconds flat..... Actually, I took all the bedding off and it's in the dryer now

Can you come do mine please Steve

I'm in cleaning mode this morning. All bedding in, kettle and toaster cleaned and polished just about to hover through and clean the Windows. Then after lunch I'll relax. "

I'm cleaning the hot tub today and tidying the garden as its a lovely day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wake up, check phone, piss, fag

Morning

Morning sexy lady x"

Any hangover today ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had too much beer last night, so my first thing was a pee at 2am, followed by a pee at 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am. I'm bloody knackered

Should have left a bucket by the bed save you moving

That would be easier than sleeping on the bathroom floor

Warmer too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wake up, check bed for naked man, check boobies, check phone....

Check ya boobs??? do they tend to disappear in the night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake up, check phone, piss, fag

Morning

Morning sexy lady x

Any hangover today ?"

No heads fine! Bacon sandwich is on the cards

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I couldn't possibly say

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I couldn't possibly say

You don't have to. We all know what you're like now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wake up, check phone, piss, fag

Morning

Morning sexy lady x

Any hangover today ?

No heads fine! Bacon sandwich is on the cards "

Jolly good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly say

I can imagine

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I couldn't possibly say

You don't have to. We all know what you're like now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly say

You don't have to. We all know what you're like now

This made me giggle....Miss J is insatiable and damn sexy to boot

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I couldn't possibly say

You don't have to. We all know what you're like now

This made me giggle....Miss J is insatiable and damn sexy to boot

Miss J is well & truly..... Looking forward to bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still putting my false teeth in

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Im still putting my false teeth in

I'm assuming for Halloween???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still putting my false teeth in

I'm assuming for Halloween??? "

Well..... That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly say

You don't have to. We all know what you're like now

This made me giggle....Miss J is insatiable and damn sexy to boot

Miss J is well & truly..... Looking forward to bedtime

Hehhehe...im looking forward to bed but not time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im still putting my false teeth in

I dread to think

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Afternoon all

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I couldn't possibly say

You don't have to. We all know what you're like now

This made me giggle....Miss J is insatiable and damn sexy to boot

Miss J is well & truly..... Looking forward to bedtime

Hehhehe...im looking forward to bed but not time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon all

Afternoon lovely lady have you done your pics yet??? x

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