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"You did when you woke up??? I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time" Snap, lol | |||
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"Got up and had a wee" That was my second thing I did ![]() | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!" Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol had that to and purrring like a car engine | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aren't they just ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Made room for Small x" Aww sweet..morning | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep ![]() | |||
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"Went for a wee...then put the kettle on ![]() Hope you washed your hands young man ![]() | |||
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"Went down stairs put the kettle on and yep checked my phone ![]() Morning Sir ...mines a green tea ty ![]() | |||
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"Went for a wee...then put the kettle on ![]() ![]() Always ![]() | |||
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"Made room for Small x Aww sweet..morning" Morning Honey xx | |||
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"Went for a wee...then put the kettle on ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok will have a green tea then please ![]() | |||
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"Made room for Small x Aww sweet..morning Morning Honey xx" Hope you both have a great Halloween | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh i know i did try that and got hissed at tut anyway there back at my daughters now | |||
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"Moved in the bed when à cold black wet nose was placed in the middle of my back as the dog stuck his head under the duvet grrrrr " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday ![]() Language young man ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had a look at the time .......... Then went for a wee ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just realised you have changed your name ![]() | |||
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"Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today. I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast ![]() Get some breakfast...I take it your at work today | |||
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"Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today. I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast ![]() Yes, but tomorrow to next Saturday I'm off work, but back at college hahaha. Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery me ![]() | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() Ditto ![]() | |||
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"Just looked at time ahhhhh ime going back bed ![]() Tell me about it first time I woke up was 2:23 ![]() | |||
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"Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today. I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast ![]() ![]() Same to you | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() ![]() not in my bed tho ![]() | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something, still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope sorry | |||
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"Well I was woken at 5 by a horny other half.....not a bad way to start a Saturday" Id say the only way to wake up ![]() | |||
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"Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday ![]() ![]() ![]() Grrrr ![]() | |||
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"You did when you woke up??? I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time Snap, lol I didn't like the time either...Morning lovely lady" Neither did I, but then I remembered it was Saturday so i didn't have to get up lol | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() Aww sweet | |||
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"Morning Zoya... Snoozed my alarm " Good morning lovely x | |||
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"Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't go growling at me young man ![]() | |||
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"Realised I'm invisible ![]() I have you blocked as well you know so why would I want to chat on a forum with you??/ ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You did when you woke up??? I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time Snap, lol I didn't like the time either...Morning lovely lady Neither did I, but then I remembered it was Saturday so i didn't have to get up lol" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch | |||
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"Realised I'm invisible ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No shit Sherlock... ![]() | |||
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"Reached for my iPad and started browsing here! " No kettle or toilet yet? | |||
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"Haven't been to sleep yet. But in general the first thing I do when I wake up is curse I've woken up two minutes before my alarm. again!" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Turned my alarm off " ![]() | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() And how fast do they go..mine does my staircase in seconds ![]() | |||
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"I was actually woken with my sexy man kissing my face... Which obviously led to a very, intense fuck. Love being woken up in this way! Happy Saturday to all you sexy people x" Perfect... ![]() | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() ![]() bloody fast lol, im sure ours can teleport when he hears the food being put in his bowl | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom" Are you popping the kettle on | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() ![]() Or the rattle of the treats ...that advert on tv is true for the cat treats haha | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yes fancied a change ![]() | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() ![]() or if we open the fridge door, couple of days ago i opened the cupboard next to cooker to get a pan out and shut the door, couple of mins later i hear meowing and the door moving lol i never even saw him go in there he so quick | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() I noticed lol | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() Hmmm... I'm not so sure, she was meeping at me at 5.30am!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Checked phone then bathroom. Now back in bed " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom Are you popping the kettle on " only if youre bringing the milk | |||
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"Right, time to get up, I can't be lying here naked all day. Have fun all! " Oh but you can lay naked all day here we don't mind ![]() | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Like it I purrrred saying it ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() exactly, you just cant be mad at them | |||
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"Went to get the little one from his room.. Only so much 'Daddeeeeeeeeeeeee' I can take ![]() ![]() Bless...morning ![]() | |||
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"Checked the time on my watch. " Which was.... | |||
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"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose ![]() ![]() They sure keep you amused | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me. But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() That's late you can have mine its usually about 2ish ![]() | |||
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"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up! Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() cheers ![]() | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom Are you popping the kettle on only if youre bringing the milk" Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me | |||
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"Came down naked and checked fab lol " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() I noticed I couldn't perve your profile pic ![]() | |||
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"You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours. ![]() Sleep well when you get into bed | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom Are you popping the kettle on only if youre bringing the milk Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me" i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day ![]() | |||
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"Turned my phone on n went for a pee" Washed ya hands ![]() | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom Are you popping the kettle on only if youre bringing the milk Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day ![]() Only drink green ![]() | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom Are you popping the kettle on only if youre bringing the milk Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day ![]() ![]() and for breakfast? | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I stick wolfie on your head then cuddle youn^_^ | |||
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"You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours. ![]() Just been informed that I have to do the Halloween pumpkins and take dog out before bed as oh is in work today. Gonna be a grump all day now I can feel it already. | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() I'm 5'2"...... ![]() | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You couldn't ??? | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew there was a reason I liked you! ^_^ So for the Chester zoo meet you're wearing a cute animal onsise right? | |||
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"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom Are you popping the kettle on only if youre bringing the milk Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day ![]() ![]() Too early for food | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() Go on why not but im not 5ft 2 ![]() | |||
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"You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours. ![]() Oh dear | |||
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"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread ![]() cant beat a good pussie ![]() | |||
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"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread ![]() ![]() I will second that | |||
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"Scratched my bollocks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All part of my morning ritual ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() Did you steal someone's cat? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....." And what was it ??? | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....." What was the song? Hollywood undead outside has been going through my head recently . Outside and bullet are about the only songs from them I like though | |||
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"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread ![]() ![]() What about s bad pussy ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd..... And what was it ???" Elton John - I Guess that's why They Call it the Blues https://youtu.be/h6KYAVn8ons | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....." What song was it Nell | |||
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"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() depends how bad it is | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No I'm staying with a. Friend for the weekend and they have just adopted a stray. They've had her about a week. Lovely cat but obviously after being abandoned etc bit slow to trust and I'm a bit too "awwwww cuddle the kitty" ![]() | |||
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"Scratched my bollocks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just don't say you sniffed ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd..... And what was it ??? Elton John - I Guess that's why They Call it the Blues https://youtu.be/h6KYAVn8ons" Least it wasn't some 1D crap lol | |||
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"See above. You're a nosey lot! ![]() Us nosey..hell no ![]() | |||
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"Scratched my bollocks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My bollocks are not to be sniffed at ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhh... go and buy some Dreamies... instant cat love! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Got woken up by a hyperactive cat flying up and down the staircase. When she landed on me I had to get up and let her into the garden. So kettle on.. and an episode of scandal.. oh and a flick through the forums. ![]() These cats are a good alarm call ![]() | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs." And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() Good morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Now I'm horny and back in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope it's not public | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() Yoga? | |||
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"Found my phone, watched a scene where James Deen was fucking the beautiful Stoya. Lucky bar steward. " ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did and some cat nip the cat nipping she sniffed then walked out of the room dreamies she ate about 3 then went and walked off lol. Dan fussy butch lol | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() No, she's the tigress in the lion's den ![]() | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes. I but not in 4 inch heels like a pic I have on profile. | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() . I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles for my cat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's still getting carried off no matter how much she scratches ^_^ | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....." What was the song? | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd..... What was the song? " See above..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd..... What was the song? See above..... ![]() ![]() So.....what was it? | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() at least I didn't fart this morning.,,I normally do ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd..... What was the song? See above..... ![]() ![]() ELTON John..thats why they call it the blue ![]() | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your such a gent ![]() | |||
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"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd..... What was the song? See above..... ![]() ![]() ![]() So what is it? *red dwarf reference * | |||
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"Told a whinging cat to shut the fuck up!!! ![]() Someone needs coffee ![]() | |||
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"Switch my alarm off! Doh!! Every Saturday without fail ![]() Ouchy not good | |||
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"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs. And you never asked us lot what we all wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't believe I'm the only one who scratches his bollocks first thing in the morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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