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"Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock If people want to wax lyrical on their love of a good penis then let them. The penis is the key which unlocks the door to your bloodlines future." Somehow that last line seems all the more epic with this avatar picture don't you think? Said in a deep voice, in a temple filled with burning braziers ![]() | |||
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"Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock If people want to wax lyrical on their love of a good penis then let them. The penis is the key which unlocks the door to your bloodlines future." Silly me, knew someone would see it as a complaint - it''s more about a play on words but then that takes brains I guess ![]() | |||
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"lol..to be honest...Op..yours are a bit boring..lets have coffee ![]() Mine's fine actually because "let's have a coffee" means let's have a coffee. Unless you can translate it literally into something else? ![]() | |||
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"lol..to be honest...Op..yours are a bit boring..lets have coffee ![]() ![]() nescafe rich spit roast... | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more...." Treat her with respect (anyone who doesn't will get a slap across their face) She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them) | |||
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them)" In their dreams I suspect ![]() | |||
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"nescafe rich spit roast..." You are soooo missing the point ![]() | |||
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them) In their dreams I suspect ![]() Or until the next one comes along ![]() | |||
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them) In their dreams I suspect ![]() ![]() That's true | |||
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"nescafe rich spit roast... You are soooo missing the point ![]() translate meant twist...in my mind..so there ![]() | |||
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me")." Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?! ![]() | |||
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me"). Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?! ![]() well heres a kitkat shuffle..either way you'll be pleased x | |||
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me"). Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?! ![]() As long as its a chunky ![]() | |||
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me"). Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?! ![]() ![]() better still a veiny marsbar.. ![]() | |||
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"" Made her gush in seconds" thats a good one,"dont pass this guy/girl bye" another fab cliche " What's wrong with "made her gush in seconds"? | |||
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them) In their dreams I suspect ![]() He's only met her, the rest of us have blocked him. And I'm not sure any cock that's been in a Dyson, Henry etc will have suitable sensitivity to tell a good from a bad blow job. Anyone for mangled cock? | |||
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"Sucks like a Dyson (or a Miele) " Other vacuum cleaners are also available... | |||
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"A lass I met told me she was going to say I had a cock to die for in the veri she was going to leave for me.......but I killed her before she could! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hiya Kinky Minx :D" Hello darling ![]() | |||
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"Sucks like a Dyson (or a Miele) " though other brands are available, | |||
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" I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? " Edging? :p | |||
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"Cock to die for could just be someone being honest, wanting to kill off her competition. " I'm guilty of using this line!! I just liken to put my point across that it was that nice! | |||
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"When they use CAPS you know you're a good fuck. ![]() Or a faulty keyboard! ![]() | |||
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"When they use CAPS you know you're a good fuck. ![]() ![]() Oh Claire, you could never have a faulty anything ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for. Lies back and waits for the comments ![]() Omg, how could you use omg? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri, but I do sometimes say loveliest person ever. I think when we enjoy meets, we exaggerate somewhat just to say "hey, look, this person is awesome, totally recommend meeting them" " I prefer to think you underplay them actually ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I still think the most versatile of emoticons is the humble ![]() This is very true ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri," I tend to focus on how they behaved rather than anything to do with sex. A guy may have been great in bed with someone else but what I want to know is if they will treat me well in general, manners etc. | |||
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them) In their dreams I suspect ![]() ![]() classy I have to say that's the worst pic I've ever seen of you rough night ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri, I tend to focus on how they behaved rather than anything to do with sex. A guy may have been great in bed with someone else but what I want to know is if they will treat me well in general, manners etc." I also pay attention to behaviour during sex. I appreciate changes in personality people have for different situations as much as stability | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more...." And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on.. | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on.. " And us bored cunts to wind up the miserible cunts | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more...." I love it... x the third guy whom you verified you put 'He is very genuine' in the very.... kettle and pot.... | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more...." even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever! wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word??????? | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... I love it... x the third guy whom you verified you put 'He is very genuine' in the very.... kettle and pot.... " Because he was genuine, he didn't say he was. Pay attention if you want to just pick holes ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever! wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????" You are debating my use if the word genuine. My opening comment was about men putting genuine in their profile text. ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever! wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????" Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad. Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't done | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on.. And us bored cunts to wind up the miserible cunts" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more...." guessing its better than a cock to die from ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever! wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word??????? Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad. Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't done" Thank you my dear ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... guessing its better than a cock to die from ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... guessing its better than a cock to die from ![]() lethal c**k IV | |||
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"yup, white knight indeed.... the opening line after the statement 'cock to die for' then is followed by 'And other profile/verification then the author uses the same 'clichés' in previous verifications provided by them to third parties... merely an observation rather than 'slating someone' for something they haven't done, rather commenting on something they have... ![]() Nowhere have I called myself genuine, you just don't get it. Never mind ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on.. And us bored cunts to wind up the miserible cunts" Well u must lead very exciting lives if that is ur main focus on a "sex" site... lol. YOU ROCK ![]() | |||
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"Weeeeeeeeeeee" Dost thou feel better after that big wee,and did you wash your hands? ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for. Lies back and waits for the comments ![]() ![]() ![]() OMG I'm so sorry, please accept my humble apologises xx | |||
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"No one ever says 'She was a Dame to kill for...' Maybe it's a bit to Marlowe-esque for this site..." That would be bloody brilliant though. I may buy a peplum jacketed pencil skirt suit and start smoking again just to try and prompt one. ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more...." Oh ye of little faith ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for. Lies back and waits for the comments ![]() ![]() ![]() Apology accepted, as long as it comes with a kiss lol ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? " Edging? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for. Lies back and waits for the comments ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just a kiss? ![]() | |||
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"Edging? ![]() ![]() Thank you, and yes I'd not thought of that ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever! wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word??????? Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad. Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't done" it's common to be slated in here for no good reason ,how long have you been coming here ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Let me spell it out for you... A profile in which someone calls them self genuine is NOT the same as someone meeting someone and then reporting back, via a veri, that the person is genuine." your right...I don't get it.... the original thread not only related to profiles, but also verifications... you yourself have provided the self same comments in verifications for other...(see above thread) ahem .. ![]() | |||
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally.... Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock. I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long? I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then. I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame. Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones? I'm sure there's more.... even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever! wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word??????? Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad. Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't doneit's common to be slated in here for no good reason ,how long have you been coming here ?? ![]() ![]() ![]() I've only been on the forums three months. Fab four ![]() | |||
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