FabSwingers.com forum: What's your USP?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a SSBBW..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"being a SSBBW.."

Gorgeous too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "
Ill have to take your word for that..unless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

I need your photographer! Stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having natural boobs.

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My personality I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My big ass lol

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By *weet_inkMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

My strong tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My big ass lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My big ass lol"

Hi Five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "

Was going to say my lips, but it seems you've got that cove_ed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

I need your photographer! Stunning "

Thankyou

call me when ever you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

Was going to say my lips, but it seems you've got that cove_ed."

Love a good pair of lips. Very useful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently its my voice that's been proving very popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My French accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always go that extra mile.

Other than that I'm not actually sure but I must be doing something right because I've never had a nsa that wasn't followed by more messages and often more meets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't got a clue but I ain't done bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes seem to get remarked upon more than anything else. Sometimes they're turquoise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always go that extra mile.

Other than that I'm not actually sure but I must be doing something right because I've never had a nsa that wasn't followed by more messages and often more meets xx"

That's a pretty good USP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My snake oil

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By *inger SiMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Being honest, genuine and real. No fakery here.

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By *irtydom86Man
over a year ago

Up north!

Hmmmmm, manners?!?!? In day to day life people seem to comment on how polite I am a lot which is nice of them.

Other than that....I'm not sure! I can dance a little haha

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

USP...

Isn't that a parcel delivery company?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes seem to get remarked upon more than anything else. Sometimes they're turquoise."

They are gorgeous!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Why... just... everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say it's my shoes, others say it's my belt buckle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"USP...

Isn't that a parcel delivery company?"

It's been hijacked by corporate nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "

Eyes boringgggg! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm, manners?!?!? In day to day life people seem to comment on how polite I am a lot which is nice of them.

Other than that....I'm not sure! I can dance a little haha"

Well manne_ed and can dance? You got it cove_ed!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Being honest, genuine and real. No fakery here.

Hardly a USP.

There are plenty of "real" people on here

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

That is not your USP...not by a long chalk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

Eyes boringgggg! Haha"

I've been drawn in hook line and sinker to a beautiful pair of eyes before. Definitely not boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky,,,always a Gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that I don't look or act my age !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

Eyes boringgggg! Haha

I've been drawn in hook line and sinker to a beautiful pair of eyes before. Definitely not boring!"

Id swap them for good bj lips though! Obvioisly i would need to replace them haha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm a grumpy old fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the ability to use blue sky thinking and running ideas up the flag pole and seeing who salutes it works for me, I use my kpi's to grew affect too....

( all said with tongue firmly in cheek)

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By *_ednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

my well defined mushroom shaped cock head

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am not really bothe_ed if I have sex or not. Can be quite puzzling for some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off "

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

"USP...

Isn't that a parcel delivery company?

It's been hijacked by corporate nonsense!"

USP... Give us your parcels and we'll dream up some shit to be able to charge you an Excess Delivery Charge

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

That I actually do like the kisses, cuddles n chuckles afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find the ability to use blue sky thinking and running ideas up the flag pole and seeing who salutes it works for me, I use my kpi's to grew affect too....

( all said with tongue firmly in cheek)

Worryingly I translated that easily. Pass the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

That is not your USP...not by a long chalk."

What is?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

That is not your USP...not by a long chalk.

What is?

The fact that you are you. Both physically and mentally.

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else

That is not your USP...not by a long chalk.

What is?

The fact that you are you. Both physically and mentally.

Ahhh im not a fake then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!"

Ooh cheeky!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"I find the ability to use blue sky thinking and running ideas up the flag pole and seeing who salutes it works for me, I use my kpi's to grew affect too....

( all said with tongue firmly in cheek)

You forgot about your ability to think outside the envelope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A peachy botty , happy smile and the Pooch

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!

Ooh cheeky!"

I guess that's a "yes" then? xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

There is nothing unique about me I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!

Ooh cheeky!

I guess that's a "yes" then? xx"

On behalf of women drivers everywhere - there's a reason our insurance costs less. We are readers of manuals and know what the pretty lights mean. We also have a man to fix things that our pretty hands can't manage. I do love a cheeky devil though

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I ain't got a clue but I ain't done bad

Oh I'd say your sexy arse and I'm an expert on men's arses, pretty good at blowjobs as well so I'm told xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't got a clue but I ain't done bad

Oh I'd say your sexy arse and I'm an expert on men's arses, pretty good at blowjobs as well so I'm told xx"
I would have to be the judge of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea...

You tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd have to be a toss up between my arse, my hair or my height. All get commented on equally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes, my lips and according to my veris my personality! I know! I'm shocked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "

Our usp is that we are exactly what it says on the tin .

Our profile , pics and veris sum us up , and there's no doubt what to expect .

We deliver

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!

Ooh cheeky!

I guess that's a "yes" then? xx

I've got something which I'm quite sure your pretty hands could handle, although no man ever has or ever will get to handle it!!

Oh, and I hear that Blackpool has quite a few pretty lights at the moment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

Our usp is that we are exactly what it says on the tin .

Our profile , pics and veris sum us up , and there's no doubt what to expect .

We deliver

That pretty much tops the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').

So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?

Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.

You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter

I can mend your car so that goes off

Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.

Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!

Ooh cheeky!

I guess that's a "yes" then? xx

I've got something which I'm quite sure your pretty hands could handle, although no man ever has or ever will get to handle it!! Your wallet

Oh, and I hear that Blackpool has quite a few pretty lights at the moment?"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have an appreciation of the absurd, which means I may be a thinker but I'm not too serious with it. By no means does that make me unique, but probably more so then any physical characteristics I may possess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can"

Yes darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an appreciation of the absurd, which means I may be a thinker but I'm not too serious with it. By no means does that make me unique, but probably more so then any physical characteristics I may possess."

Sounds intriguing!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have the biggest ball!

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Expert in spanking, flogging, wax play and ummmm tieing people up

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I'm told I have a great ass. For me to sell myself I would say I have a great personality and am good company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no idea-people say im a lovely person so i will roll with that - and a lot of people love my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a USP?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

my hair gets comments all the time so i'll go with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a USP?"

Not at all. That half of your face is quite handsome though

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"My eyes seem to get remarked upon more than anything else. Sometimes they're turquoise."

Eyes, bum, boobs, body, underwear...and that's before seeing you in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think I'm genuinely a nice guy with a bum that gets a few comments

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

My creative imagination

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I could tell you but I'd have to kill you

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have no idea...

You tell me. "

Breasts and bum to die for

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

my ass so am told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!

Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.

And my "sense of humour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!

Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.

And my "sense of humour"

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nah it's yer tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks to all you lovely forum fabbers.

Made my first thread a very nice, positive experience. You lovely lot x

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!

Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.

And my "sense of humour"

Alright greedy! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!

Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.

And my "sense of humour"

nah it's yer tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks to all you lovely forum fabbers.

Made my first thread a very nice, positive experience. You lovely lot x"
a lovely thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!

Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.

And my "sense of humour"

nah it's yer tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quirky smile & a sunny optimistic outlook on life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A quirky smile & a sunny optimistic outlook on life

Definitely my favourite qualities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quirky smile & a sunny optimistic outlook on life

Definitely my favourite qualities "

Not that my current Halloween avatar reflects any of that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can

Yes darling

Oh Darling, you love it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not here to sell myself. People either accept what my profile says if they bother to read it or they accept what I tell them. If they dont then I just move on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not here to sell myself. People either accept what my profile says if they bother to read it or they accept what I tell them. If they dont then I just move on. "

Can't say fairer than that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can

Yes darling

Oh Darling, you love it really

You got me! I do. I can't resist an arse like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm awesome."

Hi five!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can

Yes darling

Oh Darling, you love it really

You got me! I do. I can't resist an arse like that. "

I'll have to remember that next time I'm in Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a USP?"

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awesome.

Hi five!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a USP?

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread

-Courtney"

It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.

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over a year ago

"I need a USP?

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread

-Courtney

It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening. "

It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around

-Courtney

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over a year ago

"I need a USP?

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread

-Courtney

It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.

It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around

-Courtney"

I wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a USP?

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread

-Courtney

It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.

It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around

-Courtney"

I hoped that was the case. It looks like everyone has that Friday feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tattoos

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Taboo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a USP?

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread

-Courtney

It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.

It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around

-Courtney

I hoped that was the case. It looks like everyone has that Friday feeling. "

obviously lots of crunchies being eaten.... if anyone remembers the adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's start another thread seeking attention without seeming too but failing dreadfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's start another thread seeking attention without seeming too but failing dreadfully

Ah a bit of fun that's all. No harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's start another thread seeking attention without seeming too but failing dreadfully

Ah a bit of fun that's all. No harm done. "

Its a cracking thread mrsmac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The extra pleasure my warty penis provides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The extra pleasure my warty penis provides

Um... I'm speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be my personality,which is very difficult to put across in text lingo.but hey,god loves a tryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my seductive green eyes

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"That I actually do like the kisses, cuddles n chuckles afterwards.

Bugger.. Kisses n cuddlies are out then? lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got the right amount of body but it's not all in the right places and a quirky brain that is difficult to control.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am polite and charming according to veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's start another thread seeking attention without seeming too but failing dreadfully

Yeah let's, it'll be totes amazeballs I'm sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's start another thread seeking attention without seeming too but failing dreadfully

Yeah let's, it'll be totes amazeballs I'm sure! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give good oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 17 feet.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm better than average

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Size 17 feet. "

Whaaat? Blimey. Hats off

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

get told its the photo of my pussy sat in our conservatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My selling point is quite simply.... I'm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My selling point is quite simply.... I'm me "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our usp's are T has 3 tits (i am included)

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over a year ago

"Our usp's are T has 3 tits (i am included) "

You win! I'm afraid the prize is a halloween sweet. It may not be around long

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over a year ago

"Our usp's are T has 3 tits (i am included)

You win! I'm afraid the prize is a halloween sweet. It may not be around long"

I stole it yummy!

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over a year ago

"Our usp's are T has 3 tits (i am included)

You win! I'm afraid the prize is a halloween sweet. It may not be around long

I stole it yummy!

Velvet, you devil with angel wings

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster

I can pee hard & can also maintain an erection immediately after cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Size 17 feet.

Whaaat? Blimey. Hats off"

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my greeny blue hair and pale skin mixed up with my perfect Spanish, my eyes (i grew myself) and my soft thighs, my ability to unhinge my jaw (like a snake) but overall it has to be my mind. I'm sexually exploratory and sensual and passionate, and more than one person has asked to lick my brain!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"my ass so am told

Nah the thighs

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