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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Between 8&6 they said..

38 minutes to go!

I swear im always last on the list!!

Which delivery company is the one where you can stalk the drivers online so you know exactly where they are?? DPS? I think that's it!! Everyone should use them!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

36 minutes.. I'm sat on a chair watching out the window!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Relax, lady!

lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Which delivery company is the one where you can stalk the drivers online so you know exactly where they are?? DPS? I think that's it!! Everyone should use them!! "

Persuade all your delivery drivers to join Fab, then you can use the "who's near" feature to find out how close they are.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which delivery company is the one where you can stalk the drivers online so you know exactly where they are?? DPS? I think that's it!! Everyone should use them!!

Persuade all your delivery drivers to join Fab, then you can use the "who's near" feature to find out how close they are.

Mr ddc"

He's probably on Fab writing his "I'm in the area" message as we speak...

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Which delivery company is the one where you can stalk the drivers online so you know exactly where they are?? DPS? I think that's it!! Everyone should use them!!

Persuade all your delivery drivers to join Fab, then you can use the "who's near" feature to find out how close they are.

Mr ddc"

Good plan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dpd. Give you an hour slot and you can track the driver also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nice lady who gets my stuff to me by 1pm. The Post Office usually comes earlier.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Relax, lady!

lol"

After spending the entire day occupying a 4 year old who hates being stuck inside Ive baked, carved pumpkins, played with play doh, cooked a roast.

I just want a shower but haven't dared risk it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lady works for Yodel

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

He's probably on Fab writing his "I'm in the area" message as we speak...

I'll keep an eye out for the "yet another massive package to deliver from lovehoney, I wonder if she's on Fab" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relax, lady!

lol

After spending the entire day occupying a 4 year old who hates being stuck inside Ive baked, carved pumpkins, played with play doh, cooked a roast.

I just want a shower but haven't dared risk it!! "

As soon as you leave to go upstairs. Ding dong

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Dpd. Give you an hour slot and you can track the driver also. "

That's the one!! It was brilliant last time I had them.. You are delivery number 45, Carl is currently on delivery number 18, you're estimated delivery Is between 13.13 and 13.23!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Which delivery company is the one where you can stalk the drivers online so you know exactly where they are?? DPS? I think that's it!! Everyone should use them!!

Persuade all your delivery drivers to join Fab, then you can use the "who's near" feature to find out how close they are.

Mr ddc

Good plan!! "

Speak to S-J, she may give you commission

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Mr ddc

He's probably on Fab writing his "I'm in the area" message as we speak...

I'll keep an eye out for the "yet another massive package to deliver from lovehoney, I wonder if she's on Fab" thread

Haha.. No it's a shit load of vouchers for xmas that ive been saving for all year!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

i had a 7-7 timeslot for a delivery. Was working until 4am the night before- so guess what? 6.45am wake up- first on the list the only time i didn't want to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28 minutes to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You getting your steaks home delivered now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and sit on the toilet with a newspaper.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"You getting your steaks home delivered now?"

Eh?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Go and sit on the toilet with a newspaper."

I tried doing the washing up, thought the second my hands were in a sinkful of water the doorbell would go! Nope!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Or, plan B:

In the box for "additional delivery information", type "I will be naked at 5pm, after which I will put on one item of clothing for every minute you are late"

Foolproof

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"28 minutes to go

21 now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and sit on the toilet with a newspaper.

I tried doing the washing up, thought the second my hands were in a sinkful of water the doorbell would go! Nope!"

Put some bread in to toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 and counting

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

9!!!! ARGH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon if you track parcel online His gone to the wrong address

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I reckon if you track parcel online His gone to the wrong address "

Can't track it only for the delivery date and between 8&6.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

1 minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should be at yours now op

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

should be at yours now op

It isn't!!!!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I have a regular delivery through parcel force, he turns up before the text and email at 730 every time zzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You getting your steaks home delivered now?

Eh?"

I remember all your posts about scoffing steaks. Was going through a bit of a steak phase myself at the time!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Don't ask - four days and counting!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"You getting your steaks home delivered now?

Eh?

I remember all your posts about scoffing steaks. Was going through a bit of a steak phase myself at the time!"

Oh lol I still eat a lot of steak, no bed ms for home delivery tho I work next door to a butchers and get 40% discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lady works for Yodel "

Yodel broke my back gate. Sadly, that isn't a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"36 minutes.. I'm sat on a chair watching out the window!!

Dam, wish I was that delivery guy... I'd so be getting fired for returning the van 2 hours late xx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Parcel arrived 7.31 pm!! Better late than never!! X

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