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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...chances are it won't come true but it's good to have an idea of what you want...

I wish for cyborg enhanced senses (with bisexual directional feedback)

So what's your wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say it won't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace.

No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 4ft snake

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"World peace.

No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please."

I had a 100 trillion dollar bill around the place that I lost... I used to use it for... nawtiness...

It came from Zimbabwe

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"...chances are it won't come true but it's good to have an idea of what you want...

I wish for cyborg enhanced senses (with bisexual directional feedback)

So what's your wish?"

I wish i could fly....

i got shot by the FBI.

all i wanted was a bag of chips.

i took a bullet to the dangly bits.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

I wish for a cure for cancer to be discovered...

but if it was a personal note....I wish for the euromillions to be a triple roll over and one winner.... that would be fuckin me...

I would spread the love to worthy charities...

and my cock would be bleeding with the amount of shagging I would be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish the goblins would take you away.

Right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

" I wish i could fly....

i got shot by the FBI.

all i wanted was a bag of chips.

i took a bullet to the dangly bits."

[GRANTED]

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock."

Brilliant idea - hammocks are great - get a Mexican style one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish the goblins would take you away.

Right now."

Does that mean Jareth is coming? That was my second wish if a hammock was unavailable.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have sex before the end if the year, Long shot I know but I still have 2 months to go

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

" I wish i could fly....

i got shot by the FBI.

all i wanted was a bag of chips.

i took a bullet to the dangly bits.

[GRANTED]

lmao

if only...be right back... a black van just pulled up outside my house.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I wish that all the tiny, little baby kittens and fluffy, wuffy bunny rabbits could live happily ever after. Failing that I would like a tablet that has no side effects other than the following, gives me immunity from every disease currently known and those as yet unknown, prevents me aging any further, stops my hair from greying, only allows hair to grow where I want it and allows teeth to regrow with absolute immunity from decay.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.

Then I wish for money

-Courtney

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.

Then I wish for money

-Courtney"

hahaha....

I wish for more wishes.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.

Then I wish for money

-Courtney"

Very good.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.

Then I wish for money

-Courtney

hahaha....

I wish for more wishes."

[DENIED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish the goblins would take you away.

Right now.

Does that mean Jareth is coming? That was my second wish if a hammock was unavailable......."

Yep. Do you want to share him & his beautiful bulge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.

Then I wish for money

-Courtney

hahaha....

I wish for more wishes.

[DENIED]"

haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a second wish please?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.

Then I wish for money

-Courtney

hahaha....

I wish for more wishes.

[DENIED]"

damn it what is this aladdin?

Be right back.... a parade of arabian elephants dancers silks and prince Ali fabulous he ali o ba BWHA just pulled up outside my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish the goblins would take you away.

Right now.

Does that mean Jareth is coming? That was my second wish if a hammock was unavailable.......

Yep. Do you want to share him & his beautiful bulge?

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock."

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?"

I like your style!

[APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?"

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom!

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Carrot cake, just carrot cake.....that is all

Hang on... Served by a saucy wench wearing nothing but heels.... Thar really is all

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

I've just had an email from Fundamentalism.... (going through a bit of a mid life crisis)...They say they want to make sense.

Come on Joe put the fun back into fundamentalism or itll be 'da mentalism' forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom! "

Why? Is it full of hammocks?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom!

Why? Is it full of hammocks?"

Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom!

Why? Is it full of hammocks?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom!

Why? Is it full of hammocks?

Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath"

Books?

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"A 4ft snake "

I've got a three and a half foot python.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A 4ft snake

I've got a three and a half foot python."

I've never heard it called *that* before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish the waiting was over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock."

I have a hammock, it's the best thing I've ever bought

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I want a fucking unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a second wish please? "

Ahem! *draws attention back to the request for another wish*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd like to go home and find my freshly valeted car to be completely free of bird shit and for it to stay that way all weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a second wish please?

Ahem! *draws attention back to the request for another wish*"

I'm still waiting for my wish

If it's going to come true a bit of notice would help and if were asking for a second wish how about a MFF

for the Christmas Holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!"

What are you planning to do on the one dry day?

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!"

I wish there were dashingly handsome, charismatic polar bears prowling around my home turf....

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!

I wish there were dashingly handsome, charismatic polar bears prowling around my home turf....

Ooops ...'weren't'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!

What are you planning to do on the one dry day?"

Finish the manly task of constructing my man cave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!

I wish there were dashingly handsome, charismatic polar bears prowling around my home turf....

Ooops ...'weren't'..."

I was gonna say Mr Fox....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!

What are you planning to do on the one dry day?

Finish the manly task of constructing my man cave!

Is that so you can pull a fox?!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I want a fucking unicorn

That was my wish..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"World peace.

No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please."

£250k would do me nicely, and world peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!

What are you planning to do on the one dry day?

Finish the manly task of constructing my man cave!

Is that so you can pull a fox?!

Nooo, I've no need to pull a fox DG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom!

Why? Is it full of hammocks?

Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath"

I need to see this bathroom.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.

Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?

In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase

You should see my bathroom!

Why? Is it full of hammocks?

Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath

I need to see this bathroom."

[GRANTED]

(check yr PMs)

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"May I have a second wish please?

Ahem! *draws attention back to the request for another wish*

I'm still waiting for my wish

If it's going to come true a bit of notice would help and if were asking for a second wish how about a MFF

for the Christmas Holidays

I'm playing catch up - of course you can.

Play safe and enjoy.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"World peace.

No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please.

£250k would do me nicely, and world peace

Modest, and reasonable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my second wish, which you may or may not choose to grant, could I please have a real life thigh powered orange helicopter from my recurring dream? See Artemesia's thread... .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish that wishes really did come true

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"World peace.

No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please.

£250k would do me nicely, and world peace

Modest, and reasonable.

[GRANTED]"

Why thank you sir, and I would make sure some of the people I know had a roof over their head especially in winter

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"For my second wish, which you may or may not choose to grant, could I please have a real life thigh powered orange helicopter from my recurring dream? See Artemesia's thread... ."

Fuckin' coooool!

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my second wish, which you may or may not choose to grant, could I please have a real life thigh powered orange helicopter from my recurring dream? See Artemesia's thread... .

Fuckin' coooool!

[GRANTED]"

Best. Day. Ever.

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

"I wish the goblins would take you away.

Right now."

I now love you

I wish for money and beer, but mainly the money

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Here's a nice one:

"[DiamondJoe], I wish yoo, awl your dreams! Kevin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be a wizard like harry potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would like a nice manwich with two lovely sexy forumites, a girl can wish if she rubs hard enough, gah! Who am I kidding I'll be the only ond doing the rubbing, ON MYSELF!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy lady dressed as a secretary, with lingerie and opaque stockings.

Failing that the wasp sting on Pooch's paw to clear up

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Well I would like a nice manwich with two lovely sexy forumites, a girl can wish if she rubs hard enough, gah! Who am I kidding I'll be the only ond doing the rubbing, ON MYSELF!!! "

[MAKE IT SO]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy lady dressed as a secretary, with lingerie and opaque stockings.

Failing that the wasp sting on Pooch's paw to clear up

Poor Pooch

Hope it clears up soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy lady dressed as a secretary, with lingerie and opaque stockings.

Failing that the wasp sting on Pooch's paw to clear up

Poor Pooch

Hope it clears up soon xxx"

Thank you xHe is ok feeling a tad glum I cleaned it all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I would like a nice manwich with two lovely sexy forumites, a girl can wish if she rubs hard enough, gah! Who am I kidding I'll be the only ond doing the rubbing, ON MYSELF!!!

[MAKE IT SO]"

Haha!!! Yeah ok!! Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For my latest 'harebrained scheme' to work out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I say it won't work

I didn't say and it has happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......I had what I wanted ??

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So everyone else gets their wish but i dont get to be a wizard?

I smell a rat

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"So everyone else gets their wish but i dont get to be a wizard?

I smell a rat"

Mine's not been granted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So everyone else gets their wish but i dont get to be a wizard?

I smell a rat

Mine's not been granted

I smell two rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a goblin girl...that can gobble it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to be a secretary with opaque stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish to be a secretary with opaque stockings

I wish I was your stockings

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