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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. " lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. | |||
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"*puts head in hands and gently weeps*" LOL joe... Heath Ledger mean that much to you? | |||
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"*puts head in hands and gently weeps*" *snorts* You should never refer to a cougar as 'dear' ever. FACT *blows out candle* | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it." Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground | |||
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"Rest your weary arm!! We ain't bloody decrepit! " Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible. | |||
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"Rest your weary arm!! We ain't bloody decrepit! " It's should of said rest your dodgy hip while I rub your bunions | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground " haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? | |||
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"OP - I think I actually love you. Your post made me actually LOL. It wasn't supposed to? Oh... " It was supposed to, hence the 'its all in jest' comment :D | |||
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"*puts head in hands and gently weeps* LOL joe... Heath Ledger mean that much to you? " Someone mentioned Heath Ledger? | |||
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"*puts head in hands and gently weeps* LOL joe... Heath Ledger mean that much to you? Someone mentioned Heath Ledger? " lmao | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? " I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it." My ten year old son also does this; taking the words people say to the extreme limit, pushing them out of context and making him sound petty and ridiculous. Well done. | |||
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"*puts head in hands and gently weeps* LOL joe... Heath Ledger mean that much to you? Someone mentioned Heath Ledger? lmao " *plays his card* | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. " it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. My ten year old son also does this; taking the words people say to the extreme limit, pushing them out of context and making him sound petty and ridiculous. Well done. " hehe *bows* | |||
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think? (this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once ) Well hello you, fancy seeing you here. I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing. People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree? So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud. THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao ) So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places. thank you. " I had some long messages like this recently and a bit too informative too. They weren't patronising though, once I asked him to shorten them, conversation was fine | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol" Toning it down would still apply for success in humour too | |||
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"OP - I think I actually love you. Your post made me actually LOL. It wasn't supposed to? Oh... It was supposed to, hence the 'its all in jest' comment :D" There are some parted hair styles on here today | |||
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"Rest your weary arm!! We ain't bloody decrepit! Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible." I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road | |||
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"Rest your weary arm!! We ain't bloody decrepit! Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible. I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road " hehe THERE WE GO! haha that was the angle i was going for. | |||
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"Rest your weary arm!! We ain't bloody decrepit! Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible. I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road hehe THERE WE GO! haha that was the angle i was going for. " You like them REALLY old then | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52]" Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well. | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol" Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame. | |||
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"Rest your weary arm!! We ain't bloody decrepit! Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible. I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road hehe THERE WE GO! haha that was the angle i was going for. You like them REALLY old then " haha well not in actuality but for the sake of this post.... cenile and willing :P | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame." hehe i hope for the sake of your ego that made you feel better. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52] Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well. " Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one! -Courtney | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52] Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well. Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one! -Courtney" Work, Work, Coughing my guts up and more work. lol how about you? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52] Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well. Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one! -Courtney Work, Work, Coughing my guts up and more work. lol how about you?" Not work!! We are going to Xtasia possibly tonight, definitely tomorrow. I hope you stop coughing soon!! | |||
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think? (this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once ) Well hello you, fancy seeing you here. I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing. People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree? So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud. THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao ) So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places. thank you. " Soz I'm a 23 year old guy Nice try though | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52] Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well. Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one! -Courtney Work, Work, Coughing my guts up and more work. lol how about you? Not work!! We are going to Xtasia possibly tonight, definitely tomorrow. I hope you stop coughing soon!!" oooo Xtasia! have fun :D that reminds me i need to check if i can get that night off work for the social on the 7th. | |||
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think? (this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once ) Well hello you, fancy seeing you here. I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing. People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree? So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud. THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao ) So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places. thank you. Soz I'm a 23 year old guy Nice try though " haaha damn! so close :P | |||
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol." Yeh but I bet the woman would just get to the point and not flounce around the subject. | |||
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol." haha life is just one big double standard/paradox if you are a single younger male. | |||
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol. Yeh but I bet the woman would just get to the point and not flounce around the subject. " Okay let me make this clear... I AM NOT LOOKING TO DATE OLDER WOMEN! lol THIS POST IS NOT FOR PICKING UP COUGARS. it is simply a joke. if you dont like it you know where the metaphorical door is. the whole point was it was to be over exaggerated and pulled completely out of context. im not even in a relationship and women are hard. hahaahaha | |||
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"I thought it was funny. Good for you, OP!" | |||
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"Milf Gilf Cougar Older Mature All labels that get moaned about I for one dgaf " | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame. hehe i hope for the sake of your ego that made you feel better." Oh dear. Feeling sensitive? | |||
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you? I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame. hehe i hope for the sake of your ego that made you feel better. Oh dear. Feeling sensitive?" hehe no im laughing at your need to post said messages :P asserting oneself needlessly is a strategic fail in the game of life. | |||
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"good thread people on here on here can be such pricks.!" | |||
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"I thought it was funny. For some reason it reminded me of Pepé Le Pew schmoozing the lady cat " hahahaha ''au mademoiselle your luscious curls are uhhhh zimply deevine' LOL (please not lurking grammar nazi's it was phonetic.) | |||
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"good thread people on here on here can be such pricks.! " Polite and respectful, of course. | |||
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"good thread people on here on here can be such pricks.! " You've given them the thumbs up but what if they meant you afterall they never specified who the said pricks were | |||
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"good thread people on here on here can be such pricks.! Polite and respectful, of course." Yes definitely not the post of a prick hey Guess that a matter of prespective | |||
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"good thread people on here on here can be such pricks.! You've given them the thumbs up but what if they meant you afterall they never specified who the said pricks were" i can be a prick when i want to be... but i own it. | |||
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"Heyyyyy......! Has this whole post been a social experiment carried out by Sydney University? You trickster!" hahah yes! | |||
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"Milf Gilf Cougar Older Mature All labels that get moaned about I for one dgaf " I've got a new one LOLF (my Little Old Lady Friend™) | |||
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"Milf Gilf Cougar Older Mature All labels that get moaned about I for one dgaf I've got a new one LOLF (my Little Old Lady Friend™)" | |||
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"Milf Gilf Cougar Older Mature All labels that get moaned about I for one dgaf " I draw the line at Granny sex | |||
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"good thread people on here on here can be such pricks.! You've given them the thumbs up but what if they meant you afterall they never specified who the said pricks were i can be a prick when i want to be... but i own it. " In a polite and respecful way, of course. | |||
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think? (this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once ) Well hello you, fancy seeing you here. I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing. People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree? So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud. THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao ) So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places. thank you. " First - I'm sure this has been addressed in other threads but I'm new and haven't seen it. At exactly what age does one become a cougar? I'm afraid I am one now, at 40. I thought it was cute. If I were looking for a single male, I'd probably answer | |||
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol. Yeh but I bet the woman would just get to the point and not flounce around the subject. " Yes and I think you are right there as well. | |||
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol. haha life is just one big double standard/paradox if you are a single younger male." lol and yes, it is abit of double standards as well | |||
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think? (this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once ) Well hello you, fancy seeing you here. I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing. People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree? So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud. THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao ) So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places. thank you. First - I'm sure this has been addressed in other threads but I'm new and haven't seen it. At exactly what age does one become a cougar? I'm afraid I am one now, at 40. I thought it was cute. If I were looking for a single male, I'd probably answer" well let it be said that if the boundary IS 40.... and you indeed are a cougar.... you are a credit to them x | |||
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"So basically you can't win with one liner or a paragraph. " I think we should ask the females for a word count to adhere too... that way they can't complain hehe. | |||
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"So basically you can't win with one liner or a paragraph. " Surely it depends on how interesting the content is. I read books when they're fascinating, and I'll ignore 140 character tweets when they're dull. | |||
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"*puts head in hands and gently weeps*" Thank you Joe, thank you. | |||
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"Milf Gilf Cougar Older Mature All labels that get moaned about I for one dgaf I've got a new one LOLF (my Little Old Lady Friend™)" Old midget according to my friend topsy | |||
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"Milf Gilf Cougar Older Mature All labels that get moaned about I for one dgaf I draw the line at Granny sex " Thank god they're all not like you then | |||
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"So basically you can't win with one liner or a paragraph. I think we should ask the females for a word count to adhere too... that way they can't complain hehe." Oh they would still complain. That's a guarantee. | |||
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" First - I'm sure this has been addressed in other threads but I'm new and haven't seen it. At exactly what age does one become a cougar? I'm afraid I am one now, at 40. I thought it was cute. If I were looking for a single male, I'd probably answer" Age has nothing to do with being a 'cougar' I'm almost 55 and I can assure you I do not seek out young men but there are plenty that seek me. Luckily for them, how long they have been on the planet is nothing to do with how attractive I find a man and how likely I am to play with him. | |||
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"Seeing a few people getting rather butthurt over a post which was making a joke. I've brought along some sore arse cream for the butthurts " The Butthurt is strong in the threads today. Better make it double. | |||
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