FabSwingers.com forum: Fridays Quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets hear some of your quotes peeps...

Here's a few from me

Life isn't about finding yourself

Life is about creating yourself

Enjoy the little things in life for one day you will look back and realize they were the big things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time flies like an arrow

fruit flies like a banana.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Thank fuck it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"time flies like an arrow

fruit flies like a banana.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank fuck it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone smiles

When it's all gone wrong

They have thought of someone

To blame it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When someone smiles

When it's all gone wrong

They have thought of someone

To blame it on

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you have nothing to Dance about find a reason to Sing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without."

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your as happy as you make up your mind to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your as happy as you make up your mind to be

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

wE ARE ALL ANGELS WITH ONLY ONE WING, WE CAN ONLY FLY IF WE EMBRACE ONE ANOTHER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Never ever bloody anything ever...'

Gold star to anyone who knows where that one's from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wE ARE ALL ANGELS WITH ONLY ONE WING, WE CAN ONLY FLY IF WE EMBRACE ONE ANOTHER."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat other like you wish to be treated

life today the best that you can and go to bed on a high

live today to the full because for some there wont ever see another tomorrow

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Thanks the fuck it's Friday

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

'Ya may as well than wished ya had'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed...

Create a new post on the forums to whinge and moan about it

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"If you have nothing to Dance about find a reason to Sing"

And if you can't song, just carpet shuffle until you are ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow you're

but take you're brain with you.

Morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have nothing to Dance about find a reason to Sing

And if you can't song, just carpet shuffle until you are ready. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow you're

but take you're brain with you.

Morning lovely x"

Morning lovely lady , hope your well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with your gut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments

. (No offence to blondes

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My sexual preference is often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, its just like a cock! Only smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Never ever bloody anything ever...'

Gold star to anyone who knows where that one's from

It's Mr Jolly!! GOLD STAR! GOLD STAR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I used to think, as birds take wing

They sing through life so why can't we'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Never ever bloody anything ever...'

Gold star to anyone who knows where that one's from

It's Mr Jolly!! GOLD STAR! GOLD STAR!

Yassss...Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw it! Let's do it! Richard Branson!! (I bet the man is a dirty fucker!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexual preference is often

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Don't take life too seriously- no one has ever survived it

You will more likely regret the things in life that that you didn't than the things that you did.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Life is hard its harder when your stupid

(John Wayne )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.

Be yourself- everyone else is already taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a finger pointing to the moon. Don't look at the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory

Bruce Lee

Or the fab favourite, fancy a fuck

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If your gonna be dumb you better be tough

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Never tell a d*unk woman to carm down it as the same affect as trying to baptize a CAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never tell a d*unk woman to carm down it as the same affect as trying to baptize a CAT "

Just a d*unk woman? What about a pissed off one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is like a box of chocolates .... full of flakes & nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never tell a d*unk woman to carm down it as the same affect as trying to baptize a CAT

Just a d*unk woman? What about a pissed off one? "

I prefer the shut up and run plan of action for that, however, d*unk, you can ease out of the scenario silently unnoticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fart loudly in public - just yell 'jet power' and start walking faster!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's me, Gomez! I've tried to be someone I'm not. I live in shame... and the suburbs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you fart loudly in public - just yell 'jet power' and start walking faster!!!

I love that

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Used to know a woman years ago could fart louder than any man she would fart at the bar then call some unsuspecting man a dirty bastard she always got away with it

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

You're going to drown tomorrow if you cry too many tears for yesterday.

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving.

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.

You have your way, I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Never tell a d*unk woman to carm down it as the same affect as trying to baptize a CAT "

Love it...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This is what we shipped for, man, to chase the White Whale over all sides of the ocean and both sides of the earth 'till he spout black blood and roll, fin out"

~ Herman Melville, Moby Dick

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"One is changed by what one loves."

~ Brodsky

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

~ Charles Bukowski

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Suppose: a man could pass through Paradise in a dream, and then have a flower presented to him as a pledge that his soul had really been there. And if, when he woke, he found petals in his hand... what then... what then?"

~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In respect of someone trying to make their fuck ups yours;

Not my monkey, not my circus.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

feint heart never fucked fat pig

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

if half of em have V.D

and half have T.B

only fuck the ones that cough

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

""One is changed by what one loves."

~ Brodsky"

I love fish and chips....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

""One is changed by what one loves."

~ Brodsky

I love fish and chips....

How's the waistline?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

The early bird catches the worm.... but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom"

~ William Blake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some days are diamonds, some days are stones!

And if you ever make a mistake and someone pulls you on it. Just tell them

"that's why pencils have rubbers on them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The early bird catches the worm.... but the second mouse gets the cheese."

I like it. Reminds me of

"the only free cheese is in the mouse trap"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People will forget what you said! People will forget what you did! But people will never forget how you made them feel!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

~ Albert Einstein

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

If humans could fly..it'd be classed as exercise and nobody would do it!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Do unto others as they would do to you.

But make sure you get in first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A problem sha_ed is a problem offloaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing that would surprise me nowadays is if I get through this life without dying.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Always be yourself.

Unless you can be batman. Then always be batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always be yourself.

Unless you can be batman. Then always be batman.

I might have to steal this and have it as my status.

Cracking!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes you just need a hug

in the vagina...

With a penis

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

true facts of life....

1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.

2- You can’t count your hairs.

3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.

4- You just tried No.3.

6- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.

7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.

8- You skipped No. 5.

9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

If you can't be nice be quiet

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Sometimes you just need a hug

in the vagina...

With a penis

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My little old lady friend™ has a poster in her kitchen with the Buddha in the classic pose, superimposed with the words:

"Buddha says: Try not to be a cunt"

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"My little old lady friend™ has a poster in her kitchen with the Buddha in the classic pose, superimposed with the words:

"Buddha says: Try not to be a cunt"

One of my faves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone should meditate for 10 minutes every day, unless they're really busy.

In which case they should meditate for 60 minutes.

His Holiness the Dali Lama.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Who knows what is possible until you attempt the impossible... and succeed?"

No idea who said that but use it often

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