FabSwingers.com forum: ALL EXPENCES

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi, I am looking for a sexy, intelligent and well presented female to accompany me and another couple to a weekend in manchester. I am DJ ing at an exclusive club in manc. The other couple are very hot, male,fem and we will be staying in hotel to be verified in the city. I guarentee lots of champagne and fun. The other couple are also swingers so lots of sex is to be had...lol... FEB 12TH 13TH..ADY

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whats an expence?

Is is the same as an expense?

Are you paying the expenses (you don't say).

I have the perfect girl in mind for what you want.

She is fit, lithe, toned, shaved, perfect boobs and horny, horny, horny.

I need to fly her in from Belize though.

So just send the requisite £3500 and we've got a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an expence?

Is is the same as an expense?

Are you paying the expenses (you don't say).

I have the perfect girl in mind for what you want.

She is fit, lithe, toned, shaved, perfect boobs and horny, horny, horny.

I need to fly her in from Belize though.

So just send the requisite £3500 and we've got a deal.

Don't forget her return expeses ! You generous thang xx

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

I need to fly her in from Belize though.

doesnt work in raouls does she?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Whats an expence?

Is is the same as an expense?

Are you paying the expenses (you don't say).

I have the perfect girl in mind for what you want.

She is fit, lithe, toned, shaved, perfect boobs and horny, horny, horny.

I need to fly her in from Belize though.

So just send the requisite £3500 and we've got a deal.

You forgot to mention to do it by Western Union!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"

Oooooooooooooooooooh! Did you drop your sense of humour while you were chucking the toys out sweetie?

And I think you mean Oxford!

*runs away giggling*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"

Oh dear,,,,,, thats not good,,,not good at all... ffs lighten-up ,,,, we all get a bit of light hearted ribbing,,,,, take its as a bit of fun..... not a personal insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh champagne my fave word, you sure you want sext and intelligent? i can just sit in the cornet quiet you not even know im there lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol"

See... there you go... that's how to do it... I even made it easy for you!

Humour is the way forward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

corner* CORNER ffs of all the threads to make a typo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx

Oh dear,,,,,, thats not good,,,not good at all... ffs lighten-up ,,,, we all get a bit of light hearted ribbing,,,,, take its as a bit of fun..... not a personal insult

he did put kisses on it! and expence is a derivative of expense. However usually used to describle the measly pennies you get from yer ex. hence expence. ta raaaaaaaa

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

OMG! (abbreviation for 'Oh my god', saves time)

He bit.

And a 'Go fuck yourself' to boot.

*happiness is...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG! (abbreviation for 'Oh my god', saves time)

He bit.

And a 'Go fuck yourself' to boot.

*happiness is...*

are you oxbridge educated sirrah perchance?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"

oh deary me!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol"

I hate to be the pedants pedant, but 'Oxbridge' is in fact an abbr (short for abbreviation, saves time) to denote someone who has, or indeed is, being educated at either Oxford or Cambridge University.

Nothing to do with an 'examining board', whatever that might be.

Liked the extraneous'lol' though, touch of class that one.

Not the kind of thing you'd expect someone so familiar with the portmaneau of 'Oxbridge' to use, but there you go.

Stanards are slipping in these modern times.

The students are revolting. Bahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol

Nothing to do with an 'examining board', whatever that might be.

Liked the extraneous'lol' though, touch of class that one.

Not the kind of thing you'd expect someone so familiar with the portmaneau of 'Oxbridge' to use, but there you go.

Stanards are slipping in these modern times.

The students are revolting. Bahahahaha.

I am Oxbridge certified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LOL, straight out the dictionary...not sure i spelt that right....i have to say,,,,about yr friend in belize,,,lol

(dyslexia im afraid\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no i didnt mean oxford, i meant oxbridge,,,,,that as you clearly dont know is the examining board for both colleges....lol

Nothing to do with an 'examining board', whatever that might be.

Liked the extraneous'lol' though, touch of class that one.

Not the kind of thing you'd expect someone so familiar with the portmaneau of 'Oxbridge' to use, but there you go.

Stanards are slipping in these modern times.

The students are revolting. Bahahahaha.

And in these austere times the boat race is a forgone conclusion, my money on oxbridge to win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL, straight out the dictionary...not sure i spelt that right....i have to say,,,,about yr friend in belize,,,lol

(dyslexia im afraid\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\0"

don't be scared, it's not life threatening.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"very funny. i forgot that Im sure all of you are oxbridge educated....fucking typing error you piece of shit,,,go fuck yr self..adyxxxx"

now now - there is no need to get all humpfy about it is there??

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Credit where credit is due.

A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.

(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Credit where credit is due.

A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.

(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)

Nest time? ye tit!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Credit where credit is due.

A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.

(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)

Nest time? ye tit!

Madam.

I have already clearly stated that stanards are slipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think with user name like escortguy that the op uses means who ever goes with him will be paying expenses,I will give you £3.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playgirl Man of the year WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think the offer is a bit mancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha it's like a tennis match in here...just waiting so see where the next ball comes from!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What woman could resist such a laid back, cheery guy?

The addiction to commas is just a bonus.

One question -

Does OP drive an escort, or does this offer actually constitute what is known in the supermarket trade as a "loss leader"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Credit where credit is due.

A point to the OP for his last post and managing to not lose it completely.

(pssst - here's a tip for nest time. Use 'dyslexic' the first time, not as an emergency backup when 'spelling mistake' cuts no ice.)

Nest time? ye tit!

Madam.

I have already clearly stated that stanards are slipping."

Curses Oxbridge, should have gone to St. Andrews university... it was good enough for Will and Kate.....and me! mwah xxx

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Its great to see the frustration of his posts. More more more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha it's like a tennis match in here...just waiting so see where the next ball comes from!

Think the OP has gone for new balls.

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Also while we're on the subject of spelling..are you sure you didnt type your own verifications?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Playgirl Man of the year WTF?"

It's a magazine my dear.

Predominantly read by gay men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also while we're on the subject of spelling..are you sure you didnt type your own verifications?"

Who My playgirl? never!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Also while we're on the subject of spelling..are you sure you didnt type your own verifications?

Who My playgirl? never!"

'Predominantly'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playgirl Man of the year WTF?

It's a magazine my dear.

Predominantly read by gay men.

I know that dear but why is he one it? Plus hes straight from what I can see and defo not playgirl material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playgirl Man of the year WTF?

It's a magazine my dear.

Predominantly read by gay men.

I know that dear but why is he one it? Plus hes straight from what I can see and defo not playgirl material

drives an escort though by all accounts.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it just me?

Or does the middle picture on the profile look like Joe Pesci doing an impression of Robert De Niro in the seminal 70's classic 'Taxi Driver'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me?

Or does the middle picture on the profile look like Joe Pesci doing an impression of Robert De Niro in the seminal 70's classic 'Taxi Driver'?"

stop! my sides are hurting now.

All expenses.... his meter must be running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me?

Or does the middle picture on the profile look like Joe Pesci doing an impression of Robert De Niro in the seminal 70's classic 'Taxi Driver'?

stop! my sides are hurting now.

All expenses.... his meter must be running.

naaa think that's his fuckbuddy

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Okay, okay.

There will now be an 'intermission' while i arrange luncheon.

But if he shows up, just hold him here until i get back.

"you talkin' to me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, okay.

There will now be an 'intermission' while i arrange luncheon.

But if he shows up, just hold him here until i get back.

"you talkin' to me?"

of course, you have done nothing to upset me.

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By *ignbouncybabeWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I can talk with a plum in my mouth if that's any good to the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To late, he's left the site!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

another quiet day in the forums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have gone to fuck himself as no-one wanted to take him up on his other offer.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Half an hour i'm gone.

I told you lot to hold him til i got back.

WHICH part of that did you have trouble understanding?

Jesus, you people.

(I'd emailed the hot girl in Belize to take a look at his profile...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bum

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I can talk with a plum in my mouth if that's any good to the op"

A lady never talks with her mouth full.....

... especially not with MY plums in her mouth!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Right... that's three in two days! Is that like a new record?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can’t decide what’s funnier. Us ruining his plan of 3 months standing to lure some poor, unsuspecting girl to a hotel and then tell the ‘other couple’ hadn’t made it.

Or the picture of our ex Fabster looking like Joe Pesci doing his best Travis Bickle.

But on balance, I’m going with the photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half an hour i'm gone.

I told you lot to hold him til i got back.

WHICH part of that did you have trouble understanding?

Jesus, you people.

(I'd emailed the hot girl in Belize to take a look at his profile...)

He'll be back later with new balls.

Love all. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think he is on the wrong site think he needs a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo'ps

The OP has left the building....

Awwww,,,,,,it looks like ya all gonna have to buy ya own champers now!!!!

tut-tut

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hot girl from Belize on phone...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...she's flying over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey!

I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!

You horrible lot sent another one packing?!! Tsk...tsk!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!

why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To slap me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL, straight out the dictionary...not sure i spelt that right....i have to say,,,,about yr friend in belize,,,lol

(dyslexia im afraid\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\0

don't be scared, it's not life threatening."

HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, I may have just peed a little

That really tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to sit on the naughty step now.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Apparently, I am an ‘eeediot’.

And I am no longer allowed to put my Guevo in her ‘sheeet shoot’.

There was something else about my ‘Madre’, but it was a poor line…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!

why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx

Didn't fancy it!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!

why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx

Didn't fancy it!

Tuna isnt like a meet.

You don't have to get to know each other a bit first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cr@p, I missed the fun again!

University of London here, at a specialist college near Russell Square!

And my sister was Oxbridge educated, Trinity College, and a NatSci, and she is a snob, as she once describe my degree as glorified domestic science!!!

One of the many reasons why I have excommunicated her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!

why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx

Didn't fancy it!

Tuna isnt like a meet.

You don't have to get to know each other a bit first."

I know, but I need to fancy what I put in my mouth.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I only went to bring in the bins and make a sarnie!!!

why not go to the cupboard for a tin of tuna ? xx

Didn't fancy it!

Tuna isnt like a meet.

You don't have to get to know each other a bit first.

I know, but I need to fancy what I put in my mouth.

What was in the bin??!

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