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"I'm not fussy anything with alcohol.... Been a long day! " CHEERS... | |||
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"Just a tea for me please " Tea?? You disappoint me!! | |||
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"Barefoot Rose please" I had a bottle of that & gave it away | |||
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"Tonic water please " Lemon or lime flavour? I'm out of plain | |||
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"Barefoot Rose please I had a bottle of that & gave it away " it's my favourite | |||
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"Sipsmith and Fever Tree please? " What's wrong with JG??? | |||
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"Just a tea for me please Tea?? You disappoint me!! " Haha sorry, on babysitting duties tonight! | |||
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"Tonic water please Lemon or lime flavour? I'm out of plain " Lemon please with ice. | |||
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"Thanks can see it's gonna be a long night with my back " I have diclofenac? | |||
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"Never really done gin. What you recommend for a virGIN" Juniper Green is highly recommended but if there's a chance you won't like it you can have own brand value stuff to try | |||
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"A lemonade please " Did you get any sleep last night DP? x | |||
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"A lemonade please Did you get any sleep last night DP? x Nodded off at 6am damn body clock is still on night mode Better give me my usual Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please Juniper " Of course, Sir x | |||
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"It doesn't have to be gin... I have every drink you can think of...." Green tea please | |||
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"And a milky coffee for the cat please " Same as my dad's dog - strange creatures | |||
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"It doesn't have to be gin... I have every drink you can think of.... Green tea please " Anything for you my dear | |||
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"A lemonade please Did you get any sleep last night DP? x Nodded off at 6am damn body clock is still on night mode Better give me my usual Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please Juniper Of course, Sir x" I like your bar I get served quicker | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon." I don't drink alchohol so coffee and chicken fajitas xx hugs | |||
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"It doesn't have to be gin... I have every drink you can think of.... Green tea please Anything for you my dear " Anything???? | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon.I don't drink alchohol so coffee and chicken fajitas xx hugs " I don't do food, sorry. Roasted nuts? | |||
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"It doesn't have to be gin... I have every drink you can think of.... Green tea please Anything for you my dear Anything???? " Of course | |||
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"Could I have some sex on the beach please. " My very 1st cocktail, coming right up | |||
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"damm cat was served before me im still waiting lol" Sorry, Mr Throbb fluttered his eyelashes at me | |||
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"Could I have some sex on the beach please. My very 1st cocktail, coming right up " Thanking you muchly | |||
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"Bombay sapphire with bitter lemon and ice please for me.x" Ooohhh that sounds nice!! | |||
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither) Does this establishment offer bedside service? Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please " Any tottie in mind???? | |||
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"I would like a Gin and Tonic please " Oi! I am sporting a Star Wars tee!! Just for you! | |||
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither) Does this establishment offer bedside service? Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please Any tottie in mind???? " Well Ben's the closest... | |||
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither) Does this establishment offer bedside service? Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please Any tottie in mind???? Well Ben's the closest... " Can I join you?? | |||
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither) Does this establishment offer bedside service? Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please Any tottie in mind???? Well Ben's the closest... Can I join you?? " But of course! It'll mean two cups of laced hot choccy though | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol" I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell! | |||
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"I would like a Gin and Tonic please Oi! I am sporting a Star Wars tee!! Just for you! " So you are. It's cool | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol" Bar maid??? I used to run pubs & restaurants I'll have you know!! | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell!" You're on second round | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell! You're on second round " Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on! | |||
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"Lime n soda with ice and a slice... Don't forget the straw, please n thankyou " Ahh my designated driver drink of choice - coming up! | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell! You're on second round Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on!" And t-shirt off - none of that rubbish in my bar, thank you | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon." Guinness & red bull please | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon. Guinness & red bull please " In the same glass??? | |||
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"Goes behind bar to help ms juniper right whose next dont all shout at once " Oooh 3 of us now, it'll be a doddle x | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell! You're on second round Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on! And t-shirt off - none of that rubbish in my bar, thank you " It's off miss! | |||
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"Not a school night for me I just started my weekend early Pink SAMBUCA with a tequilla chaser x" Are you on a mission? | |||
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"Not a school night for me I just started my weekend early Pink SAMBUCA with a tequilla chaser x Are you on a mission? " it's been a hard week x | |||
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"Ahhh a open bar! Can I please have a pint of peroni " Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express | |||
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people? hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell! You're on second round Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on! And t-shirt off - none of that rubbish in my bar, thank you It's off miss!" That's much better | |||
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"Ahhh a open bar! Can I please have a pint of peroni Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express " Best beer out there actually can I have a southern comfort chaser | |||
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please? " You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up | |||
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"A double jd and please. Need it after the week I've had " Ice? | |||
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"Ahhh a open bar! Can I please have a pint of peroni Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express Best beer out there actually can I have a southern comfort chaser " im southern can be a comfort and ile chase yer | |||
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"Ahhh a open bar! Can I please have a pint of peroni Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express Best beer out there actually can I have a southern comfort chaser im southern can be a comfort and ile chase yer" Haha, well that seems like an offer I can't refuse! Having a slow walk so you can catch me easy | |||
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"A double jd and please. Need it after the week I've had Ice?" Yes please | |||
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please? You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up " No, but the warm fuzzy feeling i'll get will help calm my nerves!! Do you have any nibbles to go with that?? X | |||
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"Never really done gin. What you recommend for a virGIN Juniper Green is highly recommended but if there's a chance you won't like it you can have own brand value stuff to try " What's not to like?.. | |||
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please? You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up No, but the warm fuzzy feeling i'll get will help calm my nerves!! Do you have any nibbles to go with that?? X " Shall I make it a double? Salted Doritos or roasted nuts? | |||
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"Blighmy. Im still waiting? " yes sir what would you like | |||
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please? You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up No, but the warm fuzzy feeling i'll get will help calm my nerves!! Do you have any nibbles to go with that?? X Shall I make it a double? Salted Doritos or roasted nuts? " Ahh lovely, roasted nuts would be just perfect! | |||
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"A double cracken and please. Thanks. X" there you go sir | |||
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"This bar is slow. ...gonna serve myself before anyone notices " slaps hand was just getting yours young man | |||
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"Ooops! Sowwie" dont give me those puppy eyes young man | |||
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"Ooops! Sowwie dont give me those puppy eyes young man " Slaps your bum as you walk past.... | |||
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"This bar is slow. ...gonna serve myself before anyone notices slaps hand was just getting yours young man " I was upstairs trying my new corsets on | |||
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"Mrs green your forgiven, can I have another beer plz " I thought I might be forgiven somehow | |||
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"Night all, beers bloated me, need sleep now " Goodnight. Jim, coming right up!! Calling last order now | |||
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"awww whose trod nuts into the carpet " Mr PB!! | |||
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"awww whose trod nuts into the carpet Mr PB!! " Oops, give me the Dyson and I'll get on all fours.. | |||
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"awww whose trod nuts into the carpet Mr PB!! Oops, give me the Dyson and I'll get on all fours.. " There's an image, can you be naked? | |||
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"yes mr bear please be naked mmmm" We demand a naked dyson pic! | |||
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"Can I have a cider, please? -Courtney" Sainsburys have bottles of zesty blood orange cider that is delish. ] | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon. Guinness & red bull please In the same glass??? " of course | |||
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"Oh bollox " You know you have to do one now....I DARE YOU! | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon. Guinness & red bull please In the same glass??? of course " service please same again | |||
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"Another lemon tonic water please bonnie " Lemon tonic water?! Your from Glasgow man!! Letting the side down!! | |||
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"Oh bollox You know you have to do one now....I DARE YOU!" I only have a Miele | |||
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"Another lemon tonic water please bonnie Lemon tonic water?! Your from Glasgow man!! Letting the side down!! " I'm a Glaswegian with fit insides Would like to keep my sprinting on point | |||
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"Oh bollox You know you have to do one now....I DARE YOU! I only have a Miele " That will do nicely! | |||
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"Another lemon tonic water please bonnie Lemon tonic water?! Your from Glasgow man!! Letting the side down!! I'm a Glaswegian with fit insides Would like to keep my sprinting on point " Fair enough! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 00:15:23]" Thanks jg!! Lovely host! | |||
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed. Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? " room for a cuddly one for a snuggle | |||
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed. Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? " I fear I shall be hounded until I produce said pic... | |||
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed. Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? I fear I shall be hounded until I produce said pic... " Oh yes you shall! | |||
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed. Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? I fear I shall be hounded until I produce said pic... Oh yes you shall!" Haha!! You know you want to | |||
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed. Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? room for a cuddly one for a snuggle " Yes I'm on my own tonight, I'll stop star fishing | |||
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"are you dishing out paracetamol to those who overdid it last night too? " . No man up!!! | |||
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"Just woken up in the corner of the palace. Who's stupid idea was the tequilla chasers x" Well the Hoover is out so watch your head! Coffee at the end of the bar | |||
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon." I'm in a rum mood | |||
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"Hendricks gin with a slice of cucumber....yes please " Which tonic though ? | |||
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"are you dishing out paracetamol to those who overdid it last night too? . No man up!!!" i was on tea so no problems for me | |||
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"Hendricks gin with a slice of cucumber....yes please Which tonic though ? " ofcourse, just a dash of slimline will do | |||
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"Hendricks gin with a slice of cucumber....yes please Which tonic though ? ofcourse, just a dash of slimline will do " Nooo ! Fever Tree is your friend. Trust me, a decent gin deserves the company of a great tonic. | |||
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"Hendricks gin with a slice of cucumber....yes please Which tonic though ? ofcourse, just a dash of slimline will do Nooo ! Fever Tree is your friend. Trust me, a decent gin deserves the company of a great tonic. " I agree, what's the point in drinking a nice gin and having shitty Schweppes tonic, fever tree it is (but not the one with elderflower) ! Next rounds on you | |||
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"Gin Mojito (replace the mint with coriander and the soda with tonic) finish with a stick of cucumber, a strong dry gin such as Hendricks or Tanqueray 10 works best x" sounds nice! X | |||
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