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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just watched Godzilla on sky

'what the hell was that all about'

what current film have you've seen that's a definite miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Poltergeist

Utter crap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BladeRunner. boring shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin in the Woods - trailers looked brilliant - the film itself was WTF!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donnie darko, even the director didn't know what the fuck it was about and we watched it twice!!! Once normally and once with the commentary!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pret-a-Porter - high on cameos, low on story, high on shiteness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battle Los Angeles, unless you need a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes wide shut, boring as fuck!!

Gone girl, it was ok but 2 hours I can't get back

Fault in our stars, my god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eyes wide shut, boring as fuck!!

Gone girl, it was ok but 2 hours I can't get back

Fault in our stars, my god!"

agree with gone girl slow rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New fantastic four film, I literally fell asleep twenty mins in at the cinema and woke up at the end

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks."
Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Cabin in the Woods - trailers looked brilliant - the film itself was WTF!!

I liked that one.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

Too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

In all fairness 1-3 were pretty shit, jar jar fucking binks killed them entirely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cabin in the Woods - trailers looked brilliant - the film itself was WTF!!

I liked that one."

I agree wasn't that bad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!!"
can I put him in a box under my bed and get him out when I want a play you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoyed that one... (Mind you, it was two hours of Ryan Reynolds...mmmmmm).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!! can I put him in a box under my bed and get him out when I want a play you ??"
FFS toy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

In all fairness 1-3 were pretty shit, jar jar fucking binks killed them entirely!"

Never a truer word said! Although they toned him down by the end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken 3 load of pish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dragon Wars..... Just don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cabin in the Woods - trailers looked brilliant - the film itself was WTF!!

I liked that one.

I agree wasn't that bad!!"

I liked CITW too.

I'd choose The Village. I felt angry I'd watched the whole thing. So terrible.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Les Miserables made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

Too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks."

How very dare you!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

get carter,,, remake with stallone, ok I knew it was gonna be bad,,, but not that bad,,

ok yes I did know it was gonna be that bad,, I just needed to satisfy my curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to not watch any remade film by Cashwood(Hollywood) as to much CGI, bad acting, and some new films aswell, good they are rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

How very dare you!

Yeah, you have to be of that ilk to like Starwars or StarTrek, love my 4k HD Starwars. Bazinga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

In all fairness 1-3 were pretty shit, jar jar fucking binks killed them entirely!

Never a truer word said! Although they toned him down by the end... "

And Hayden Christensen, while I find him as fit as fuck, such a bad actor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

How very dare you!

Sorry, I just find them so childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

In all fairness 1-3 were pretty shit, jar jar fucking binks killed them entirely!

Never a truer word said! Although they toned him down by the end...

And Hayden Christensen, while I find him as fit as fuck, such a bad actor!"

yeah but Natalie Portman is on my 'allowed' list and her turn as Queen Amadala of the Naboo more than makes up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

How very dare you!

Sorry, I just find them so childish

I find you so childish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

In all fairness 1-3 were pretty shit, jar jar fucking binks killed them entirely!

Never a truer word said! Although they toned him down by the end...

And Hayden Christensen, while I find him as fit as fuck, such a bad actor!

yeah but Natalie Portman is on my 'allowed' list and her turn as Queen Amadala of the Naboo more than makes up for it

Bollocks that sounded proper nerdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.Hey don,t tell Brighton Steve that...

In all fairness 1-3 were pretty shit, jar jar fucking binks killed them entirely!

Never a truer word said! Although they toned him down by the end...

And Hayden Christensen, while I find him as fit as fuck, such a bad actor!

yeah but Natalie Portman is on my 'allowed' list and her turn as Queen Amadala of the Naboo more than makes up for it

Bollocks that sounded proper nerdy

Fuck she's on my list too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

How very dare you!

Sorry, I just find them so childish

I find you so childish!

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy I'm still pissed off that I paid to watch that pile of shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film Diana about princess di. I got taken to see it by a date. 2 hours of my life I will never get back plus no second date for the guy who took me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just watched Godzilla on sky

'what the hell was that all about'

what current film have you've seen that's a definite miss "
eyes wide shut and revolution road

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!!"

Oh I watched that a while ago - utter tripe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its cloud atlas for me..

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

How very dare you!

Sorry, I just find them so childish

I find you so childish!

All Star Wars & James Bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the Fast and Furious films.

I've not watched any of them and refuse to watch utter bollocks.

Never ending throttle application and gear changes really really really infuriate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Fast and Furious films.

I've not watched any of them and refuse to watch utter bollocks.

Never ending throttle application and gear changes really really really infuriate me "

See I'm a vin whore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

films of the godfather type...boring pish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

war movies in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pacific Rim and Prometheus should have been spectacular but were utter rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacific Rim and Prometheus should have been spectacular but were utter rubbish

I liked prometheus it was sorta like alien 3 to me..I'd like to see where she goes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacific Rim and Prometheus should have been spectacular but were utter rubbish

Ooh I liked Pacific Rim, the colours in the cinematography was superb and yeah it wasn't very deep but I thought it was a good popcorn movie

Prometheus I agree - didn't quite live up to the hype but no doubt I watch Prometheus 2 when its out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 shades of grey...shit book, even shitter film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The matterdore, should have been called matterbore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacific Rim and Prometheus should have been spectacular but were utter rubbish

Ooh I liked Pacific Rim, the colours in the cinematography was superb and yeah it wasn't very deep but I thought it was a good popcorn movie

Prometheus I agree - didn't quite live up to the hype but no doubt I watch Prometheus 2 when its out

Yeah I liked pacific rim, didn't think I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Wars films

Utter bollocks.

How very dare you!

Sorry, I just find them so childish

I find you so childish!

All Star Wars & James Bond "

Oi you!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Highlander 2, so bad that it actually partially ruined Highlander 1.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A thread devoted to mediocrity.

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread devoted to mediocrity.

I'm out. "

The irony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread devoted to mediocrity.

I'm out. "

What do you do with your time? I would love to be a fly on your wall watching you for a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We watched a fucking ace film the other day, and shock horror it was on netflix!!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Into the Woods - forgettable songs, diabolical plot and way, way, WAY too long!

I didn't enjoy Prometheus either - it had so many holes in the plot and loads of missed opportunities for tension.

There are plenty of others but I'll stick to those for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Highlander 2, so bad that it actually partially ruined Highlander 1.

One of. If not, the worst sequels ever!

They even had parts of the storyline completely contradict parts of the storyline from the original. If anything the third one was better(just). Don't even get me started in the series they made!

Claire

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Agent 47

Knock knock

Zero tolerance

Go rogue

My list can be endless really, been a long time since I saw a good film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic Mr Fox

Kinsey

The New Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (apart from Kathy Burke)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Chappie. Good God it's poor. We had recently watched Ex Machina which we enjoyed and was into watching artificial intelligence stuffs having previously watched Humans too. Crappy, sorry, Chappie, killed that interest stone dead. A truly awful movie.

Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chappie. Good God it's poor. We had recently watched Ex Machina which we enjoyed and was into watching artificial intelligence stuffs having previously watched Humans too. Crappy, sorry, Chappie, killed that interest stone dead. A truly awful movie.

Him."

chappie was entirely embarrassing..so much could have made the film stand out..but they made it a kids movie not for kids..

pretty shockingly rubbish compared to the directors District 9, which is a landmark sci-fi for me!(in effects and story!- and THAT certainly deserves a sequel)

as for ex-machina..I've watched it several times..love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him."

*try antonio banderas 'automata' its actually pretty good.

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Blues brothers 2000....why oh why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People seem to like shawshank redemtion but i thought it was just boring,not in the same class as green mile,same director and author

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!! can I put him in a box under my bed and get him out when I want a play you ??"

i have a life size Ryan in my living room. Alas its cardboard.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!! can I put him in a box under my bed and get him out when I want a play you ??

i have a life size Ryan in my living room. Alas its cardboard.

Is it his acting double?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not recent by any means but Magnolia made even a painted wall drying to be more entertaining. I resented that loss to my time.

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

"Buried, two hours of Ryan Reynolds in a box, just a box!! can I put him in a box under my bed and get him out when I want a play you ??

i have a life size Ryan in my living room. Alas its cardboard.

Is it his acting double?

tragic thing is i acquired it in his comedy actor days when he was good (like 15years ago) can't stand the whole action hero persona Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The film Diana about princess di. I got taken to see it by a date. 2 hours of my life I will never get back plus no second date for the guy who took me "

He took you to see the diana movie for a date?

jeez thats pretty rough.

One of the worst films must be abduction. There's this really shit threat when the bad guy says:

"i will kill all your friends on facebook" lol i nearly wet myself.

Or any of the twilight movies or frozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the jaws sequels,fucking shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jupiter ascending,it was dreaful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to say it but TV turning out better things to watch than the Cinema of late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 shades of grey...shit book, even shitter film!

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horrid film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just watched Godzilla on sky

'what the hell was that all about'

what current film have you've seen that's a definite miss "
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I love Godzilla, it's a great film

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By *hiterabbit69Man
over a year ago

Romford

I've been saying that for a while now, but not the hate to say it now. Good telly is allowing you to watch character growth and tells a bloody good story.

The new Beeb drama 'River' is ace so far

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The lovely bones - I got paid to watch it and found it tedious.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Regression = pile of poo

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Him.

*try antonio banderas 'automata' its actually pretty good."

Will do, thanks.

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