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HOW TO KEEP THE LADIES HAPPY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Semen Makes Women Happy!

Semen contains many mood-altering hormones (which include: testosterone, luteinising hormone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins). Some these hormones can be detected in a women's blood within hours of exposure to semen.

Researchers have found that women, whose partners use condoms, do not experience the same sense of happy well being after intercourse as women whose vaginas are filled with semen.

The Researchers say they looked for other explanations such as use of oral contraceptives, frequency of sex, strength of relationships, and personality types.

They said none of these other factors can explain the findings!

Also, along the genetic line, researchers believe that the semen "high" increased the female's desire to seek out sexual intercourse with males.

That's the story of Semen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them your credit card, works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm..

Sounds like a good argument, ok, I'm persuaded!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Give them your credit card, works for me "

You forgot chocolate. My play partner only wants sperm in the place it was made for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have a cheese one and wash lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Semen Makes Women Happy!

Semen contains many mood-altering hormones (which include: testosterone, luteinising hormone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins). Some these hormones can be detected in a women's blood within hours of exposure to semen.

Researchers have found that women, whose partners use condoms, do not experience the same sense of happy well being after intercourse as women whose vaginas are filled with semen.

The Researchers say they looked for other explanations such as use of oral contraceptives, frequency of sex, strength of relationships, and personality types.

They said none of these other factors can explain the findings!

Also, along the genetic line, researchers believe that the semen "high" increased the female's desire to seek out sexual intercourse with males.

That's the story of Semen!

"
Works for me

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Give them your credit card, works for me "

chocolates and shoes......

but obviously if they buy new shoes they need a new outfit....

and since they have a new outfit they will need a new handbag to go with it...

with matching earings... oooh....

safer sticking to thorntons and buying choccies!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Give them your credit card, works for me

chocolates and shoes......

but obviously if they buy new shoes they need a new outfit....

and since they have a new outfit they will need a new handbag to go with it...

with matching earings... oooh....

safer sticking to thorntons and buying choccies!!!! "

Chicken

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Fabio, you're not even married and you've worked out what women want, I've done over 30 years and am still trying

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Don't talk bollox tends to work well with me.

Oh and smelling nice.... but no amount of aftershave will cover the stench of the bullshit some people talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't have a cheese one and wash lol "

It helps

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Fabio, you're not even married and you've worked out what women want, I've done over 30 years and am still trying "

lol... or just hand over the credit card... lol grew up in a household full of women so i have seen the "justified spending" routine perfected.... i.e !i spent 100 pounds on a pair of shoes.. but they were really a bargin because they should have been 175, so in fact you should be thanking me!!!... "

tell me a bloke that has never heard that conversation......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Fabio, you're not even married and you've worked out what women want, I've done over 30 years and am still trying

lol... or just hand over the credit card... lol grew up in a household full of women so i have seen the "justified spending" routine perfected.... i.e !i spent 100 pounds on a pair of shoes.. but they were really a bargin because they should have been 175, so in fact you should be thanking me!!!... "

tell me a bloke that has never heard that conversation......"
Big bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes shoes shoes and more shoes

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Fabio, you're not even married and you've worked out what women want, I've done over 30 years and am still trying

lol... or just hand over the credit card... lol grew up in a household full of women so i have seen the "justified spending" routine perfected.... i.e !i spent 100 pounds on a pair of shoes.. but they were really a bargin because they should have been 175, so in fact you should be thanking me!!!... "

tell me a bloke that has never heard that conversation......"

I hear it every week! what I can't understand is why I get a slap when I say a man buys a pair of shoes because he needs them and a woman buys a pair of shoes (or anything else come to that) because she WANTS it, but it is always a bargain!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Fabio, you're not even married and you've worked out what women want, I've done over 30 years and am still trying

lol... or just hand over the credit card... lol grew up in a household full of women so i have seen the "justified spending" routine perfected.... i.e !i spent 100 pounds on a pair of shoes.. but they were really a bargin because they should have been 175, so in fact you should be thanking me!!!... "

tell me a bloke that has never heard that conversation......Big bad "

I am so not going to say what you just said in the private e-mail.... but it did make me laugh out loud......

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough


"lol... or just hand over the credit card... lol grew up in a household full of women so i have seen the "justified spending" routine perfected.... i.e !i spent 100 pounds on a pair of shoes.. but they were really a bargin because they should have been 175, so in fact you should be thanking me!!!... "

tell me a bloke that has never heard that conversation......"

and dont ever dare to suggest that they wear an outfit more than once

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Fabio, you're not even married and you've worked out what women want, I've done over 30 years and am still trying

lol... or just hand over the credit card... lol grew up in a household full of women so i have seen the "justified spending" routine perfected.... i.e !i spent 100 pounds on a pair of shoes.. but they were really a bargin because they should have been 175, so in fact you should be thanking me!!!... "

tell me a bloke that has never heard that conversation......

I hear it every week! what I can't understand is why I get a slap when I say a man buys a pair of shoes because he needs them and a woman buys a pair of shoes (or anything else come to that) because she WANTS it, but it is always a bargain!!!!"

because we are so much shock thinking "bloody hell, how much!!!" when lady/woman is there saying "forget how much i actually paid... bargin!!!"

actually... thought of a new topic.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!

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