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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...

I hope you bloody well enjoy it Mpassion

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Forgive me Father, for I know exactly what I do !!!

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...

I hope you bloody well enjoy it Mpassion"

I intend to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you very much.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Amen to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That applys only to religious peeps, those who don't believe can't be sinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, fair enough. Fun though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That applys only to religious peeps, those who don't believe can't be sinners "

Hallelujah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware, your sins will find you out.

But hopefully not for a long time yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That applys only to religious peeps, those who don't believe can't be sinners "

Good point, well made ST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That applys only to religious peeps, those who don't believe can't be sinners

Good point, well made ST "
Ty and thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another op bites the dust!!

Happened loads lately!

The curse of the op!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If god made us then he/she made us creatures who enjoy sex. Current conventions were created by men not gods in order to facilitate groups of people living harmoniously.

If there is a Hell it will be one where there is no physical or sexual interaction between people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another op bites the dust!!

Happened loads lately!

The curse of the op!!! "

Not a massive surprise tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's been taken up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He left the site, he will be back lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he actually went instead of lingering on

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

This sounds awesome, when's it happening?

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By *rednkatieCouple
over a year ago

orlando

he who thumps the bible the loudest usually has the most to hide.. sounds like he may have a closet full of skeletons..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interestingly enough, most primitive belief systems invented by our semi-evolved, cousins-of-chimps species celebrate fucking. It's only with the advent of Jesus, meek and mild motherfucker that he wasn't, that we get threatened with eternal damnation if we don't stop with our sinful ways.

Even more interestingly, when Yahweh's chosen hero, Lot, after offering his virgin daughters to the tumultuous hordes so that they didn't biblically 'know' the non-existent visiting angels, went on to screw his daughters and then blamed the daughters for allowing him to get d*unk.

And this wonderful book is the basis for moral authority?

FUCK OFF!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

where did the OP go..mpassion right?..he cant leave..oi come back ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where did the OP go..mpassion right?..he cant leave..oi come back .. "
I thought it was unleached user?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he who thumps the bible the loudest usually has the most to hide.. sounds like he may have a closet full of skeletons..

"

Errr did you actually read more than the title lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interestingly enough, most primitive belief systems invented by our semi-evolved, cousins-of-chimps species celebrate fucking. It's only with the advent of Jesus, meek and mild motherfucker that he wasn't, that we get threatened with eternal damnation if we don't stop with our sinful ways.

Even more interestingly, when Yahweh's chosen hero, Lot, after offering his virgin daughters to the tumultuous hordes so that they didn't biblically 'know' the non-existent visiting angels, went on to screw his daughters and then blamed the daughters for allowing him to get d*unk.

And this wonderful book is the basis for moral authority?

FUCK OFF!"

You realise that abrahamic religion was about 500-1000 years before Jesus turned up on the scene right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.

In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.

In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!"

So if you're aware why lay the idea that sexual freedom was widespread still jesus showed up?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Bugger. Did I miss the Rapture?

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"The curse of the op!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interestingly enough, most primitive belief systems invented by our semi-evolved, cousins-of-chimps species celebrate fucking. It's only with the advent of Jesus, meek and mild motherfucker that he wasn't, that we get threatened with eternal damnation if we don't stop with our sinful ways"

hey don't go blaming Jesus, he didn't write the bible... you should be looking about 700 years after he may or may not have lived, in particular at a guy called Nick who caught syphilis from one of his many mistresses then threw a hissy fit and wrote the one & one rules...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Anybody know where the party is and do I need to bring a bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Praise Jebus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother is full on god squad and keeps telling us marriage is like a 3 legged stool,hubby wife and god, we always give each other a glance and a smile,i will say that would be the mother of all threesomes, anyway just repent and carry on it works for every other christian!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laaaawd hammercey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank me for I have sinned....and will continue to sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...

I hope you bloody well enjoy it Mpassion"
and another one another one bites the dust hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked him.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I liked him.

-Courtney"
Awwww did you sweety he's coming back tomorrow with a whole selection of your pics in his gallery x hugs and why wouldn't he they are damn good pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina "

How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I liked him.

-CourtneyAwwww did you sweety he's coming back tomorrow with a whole selection of your pics in his gallery x hugs and why wouldn't he they are damn good pics "

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ocht well, looking forward to seeing some of you on the other side!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll be downstairs, where it's warm.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina

How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face? "

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos "

Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos

Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class "

Haha I will come to you for my grand unlos plans ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank me for I have sinned....and will continue to sin "
I don't know why but you do look like a sinner hugs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos

Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class

Haha I will come to you for my grand unlos plans ace! "

It will never be as good as Pablo Back/Mysterious Guy/UNLOS or whatever guises he had on here before he disappeared from here permanently due to constant forum bans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina

How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face? "

I can think of something else I prefer on my face.....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina

How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face?

I can think of something else I prefer on my face..... "

well it is supposed to be good for the complexion

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By *ere for funMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Oooooh a critic Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't apply to me I am not religious a non believer

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By *ere for funMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina

How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face?

I can think of something else I prefer on my face.....

well it is supposed to be good for the complexion "

Ooooh errr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos

Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class

Haha I will come to you for my grand unlos plans ace!

It will never be as good as Pablo Back/Mysterious Guy/UNLOS or whatever guises he had on here before he disappeared from here permanently due to constant forum bans "

Oh I have faith

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.

In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!"

There probably was some bloke knocking around in Judea a couple of thousand years ago. Was he called Jesus? maybe or maybe not, he could have been called Brian for all we know.

Anyway this bloke, whatever he was called, had a big mouth and seriously pissed off the Romans, who just happened to be the worlds major military power at the time and were the occupiers of Judea.

After a while the Roman boss man, I think he was a pilot or something, decided he had had enough of this gobshite and nailed his arse to a cross. And that would have been that. BUT.

Not long afterwards a geezer called Saul (later changed to Paul) was walking from Jerusalem to Damascus. Now anyone who has looked at a map recently will know that it is a fucking long walk from Jerusalem to Damascus (no Toyota pickups in those days) and at some point this Saul bloke must have been bored shitless and had lots of time to think. So being a religious type anyway he decides that he will start a new religion based on the life of big mouth who he witnessed being crucified.

So he sets about writing a few letters and inventing a story to cement this son of god idea into the minds of a bunch of gullible iron age morons.

The scariest thin of all though is that here we are 2000 years later and billions still believe this bullshit.

I'll go with Brian, a much more believable story.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...

I hope you bloody well enjoy it Mpassion"

I am sin-free most Sundays from 09:30 till late afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where did the OP go..mpassion right?..he cant leave..oi come back .. I thought it was unleached user?"
Ah, it said mpassion at the end there.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" Doesn't apply to me I am not religious a non believer "

Welcome to Agnostics'r'Us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were soundly spanked every time I committed a sin...

.... then I'd be a happy girl...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather be a sinner than a saint.

And what you described sounds like fun.

You just sit there with your fairytale book and watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll miss his musings. He was a nice chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank me for I have sinned....and will continue to sin I don't know why but you do look like a sinner hugs "
do I really ... shame on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.

In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!

There probably was some bloke knocking around in Judea a couple of thousand years ago. Was he called Jesus? maybe or maybe not, he could have been called Brian for all we know.

Anyway this bloke, whatever he was called, had a big mouth and seriously pissed off the Romans, who just happened to be the worlds major military power at the time and were the occupiers of Judea.

After a while the Roman boss man, I think he was a pilot or something, decided he had had enough of this gobshite and nailed his arse to a cross. And that would have been that. BUT.

Not long afterwards a geezer called Saul (later changed to Paul) was walking from Jerusalem to Damascus. Now anyone who has looked at a map recently will know that it is a fucking long walk from Jerusalem to Damascus (no Toyota pickups in those days) and at some point this Saul bloke must have been bored shitless and had lots of time to think. So being a religious type anyway he decides that he will start a new religion based on the life of big mouth who he witnessed being crucified.

So he sets about writing a few letters and inventing a story to cement this son of god idea into the minds of a bunch of gullible iron age morons.

The scariest thin of all though is that here we are 2000 years later and billions still believe this bullshit.

I'll go with Brian, a much more believable story.

"

People like you should contribute more to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a pretty good advert for the site to me!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.

In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!

There probably was some bloke knocking around in Judea a couple of thousand years ago. Was he called Jesus? maybe or maybe not, he could have been called Brian for all we know.

Anyway this bloke, whatever he was called, had a big mouth and seriously pissed off the Romans, who just happened to be the worlds major military power at the time and were the occupiers of Judea.

After a while the Roman boss man, I think he was a pilot or something, decided he had had enough of this gobshite and nailed his arse to a cross. And that would have been that. BUT.

Not long afterwards a geezer called Saul (later changed to Paul) was walking from Jerusalem to Damascus. Now anyone who has looked at a map recently will know that it is a fucking long walk from Jerusalem to Damascus (no Toyota pickups in those days) and at some point this Saul bloke must have been bored shitless and had lots of time to think. So being a religious type anyway he decides that he will start a new religion based on the life of big mouth who he witnessed being crucified.

So he sets about writing a few letters and inventing a story to cement this son of god idea into the minds of a bunch of gullible iron age morons.

The scariest thin of all though is that here we are 2000 years later and billions still believe this bullshit.

I'll go with Brian, a much more believable story.

"

As a Catholic, I read this and found it really funny

However, don't do the same for the Mo ham mad guy or you will become the winner of this week's fat war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now who's going to start another thread (confess your sins here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now who's going to start another thread (confess your sins here) "
if I confessed all my sins Satan wouldn't even understand lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armageddon?

Ar ma geddon out of here. Just like the OP

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You shittin' me?

Mpassion's gone UNLOS?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wow. Looks like he went.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kopbc5qcm68

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you consider most organised religion even the most minor transgression makes you a sinner. Thank f@@k I'm a Pagan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a bad UNLOS attempt, given the quite poor competition I'd rate it 7/10.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

id like the chance to sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gets on my knees and prayers pls father i have sinned pls send me two men and a huge dildo

sacra bleu and me being a good catholic girl guess thats my seat in heaven vanished

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