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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Really really reeeally narrowly avoided a potentially very embarrassing moment earlier... my landlord came round and wanted to check a patch of damp in my bedroom. I followed him and realized that a very obvious and penis-shaped purple vibrator was on the footboard of my bed. When he was distracted I threw it under some clothes on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really really reeeally narrowly avoided a potentially very embarrassing moment earlier... my landlord came round and wanted to check a patch of damp in my bedroom. I followed him and realized that a very obvious and penis-shaped purple vibrator was on the footboard of my bed. When he was distracted I threw it under some clothes on the floor.

I'm getting new Windows tomorrow, I'm not back until they finished, I couldn't find my vibrator either, God knows what they will find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charl's mother brought round some spare clothes for her last night...accidentally including a pair of crotchless knickers. She was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have been more bothered about clothes on floor

not that it happens my ocd wont allow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I *hope* his reactions to discovering that a young woman owns a vibrator wouldn't be too extreme...reduction in your rent perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened my Halloween corset and my mother in law came round and stuck her hand in the bag and pulled out the thong. Turned straight to the father in law and said what's this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have been more bothered about clothes on floor

not that it happens my ocd wont allow it

I agree. Clothes on the floor never heard off !

Even if I have a meet I seem to fold or hang.

Even my toys once finished are put away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have been more bothered about clothes on floor

not that it happens my ocd wont allow it

I agree. Clothes on the floor never heard off !

Even if I have a meet I seem to fold or hang.

Even my toys once finished are put away "

Washed first tho V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

When we moved in our house in january, we had a door propped open with our fuckmachine for a few weeks, the removal men saw it, the gas man saw it, even our new landlord saw it, but curiously no one mentioned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

So come on who were you perving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

lol classic

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over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

So come on who were you perving?

Throbbinhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have been more bothered about clothes on floor

not that it happens my ocd wont allow it

I agree. Clothes on the floor never heard off !

Even if I have a meet I seem to fold or hang.

Even my toys once finished are put away

Washed first tho V

Totally

One embarrassing moment

Had a delivery and the delivery guy said the packaging has been damaged as my pink riding crop slid out. Thankfully it wasn't the matching ball gag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

So come on who were you perving?

Throbbinhood

oh he wont mind ....worth perving tho aint he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have been more bothered about clothes on floor

not that it happens my ocd wont allow it

I agree. Clothes on the floor never heard off !

Even if I have a meet I seem to fold or hang.

Even my toys once finished are put away

Washed first tho V

Totally

One embarrassing moment

Had a delivery and the delivery guy said the packaging has been damaged as my pink riding crop slid out. Thankfully it wasn't the matching ball gag. "

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Can't the penis shaped purple vibrator sort the damp patch out?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

So come on who were you perving?

Throbbinhood

oh he wont mind ....worth perving tho aint he

I won't disagree ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

So come on who were you perving?

Throbbinhood

oh he wont mind ....worth perving tho aint he

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went through macdonalds drive through the other day and had my laptop open , I did get a smile when I was served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am"

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

Coffs...Innocent

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am"

I'm not sure that's a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

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lmfao xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

Coffs...Innocent

Oi I have that look down... It's just a look though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

lmfao xxx"

I'm still blushing and I'm on my second bus now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

Coffs...Innocent

Oi I have that look down... It's just a look though

Pick your halo up lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

I'm not sure that's a good thing

I think you have a point there lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm going to buy some cheap dildos just to leave at my friend's houses when I visit them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to buy some cheap dildos just to leave at my friend's houses when I visit them

Pounds shop sell the bullet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

See, I'm tidy like that and keep all ma toys out of the reach of other people no matter what the consequences

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm going to buy some cheap dildos just to leave at my friend's houses when I visit them

Pounds shop sell the bullet

We bought them for secret Santa last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

Coffs...Innocent

Oi I have that look down... It's just a look though

Pick your halo up lovely

I would but your here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

Coffs...Innocent

Oi I have that look down... It's just a look though

Pick your halo up lovely

I would but your here

Just get here I need snogs and booby gropes...and the cold sore nearly gone so im ready for everything

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am"

Good job I don't send out naked pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

I actually don't give a damn who sees me perving anymore. At work, on the tram, wherever I am

It ruins my whole sweet innocent vibe

Coffs...Innocent

Oi I have that look down... It's just a look though

Pick your halo up lovely

I would but your here

Just get here I need snogs and booby gropes...and the cold sore nearly gone so im ready for everything

Sorry for the delay I've been walking

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Just topped it by perving on a forumites pics on the bus.

Holding my phone between my chest and the window so no one can see...

Only to realise its dark out and the picture was reflected on the window

So come on who were you perving?

Throbbinhood

oh he wont mind ....worth perving tho aint he

I won't disagree ladies

I'm certainly not going to argue with you

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