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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sky remotes or Lynx cans

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans "

And the punishment is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney"

I second this

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is? "

Hide the sky remote sounds fun

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney"

I think you should be my right hand woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

I think you should be my right hand woman. "

Well, hi there

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch gets to run free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be a punishment

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Pooch gets to run free "

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I will be a punishment "

I have a feeling some will break the law on purpose if that's the case!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is? "

I am slightly worried about the lack of deodorised men...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney"

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be a punishment

I have a feeling some will break the law on purpose if that's the case! "

I may just become a naughty outlaw who runs really really slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put my hat in the ring to hand out punishments as required.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening. "

So everyone has to be available for sunscreen duty? Including the blokes? Cool. Sounds good to me. I am looking forward to overseeing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be a punishment

I have a feeling some will break the law on purpose if that's the case! "

Oh there's a few that would be very well behaved too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw great thread

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'll put my hat in the ring to hand out punishments as required."

I smell anarchy lol

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Btw great thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is? "

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways. "

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

I am slightly worried about the lack of deodorised men..."

Roll on's? Or women control the cans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No solo masturbation.

Punishment; A conversation with Mr Nordy.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening. "

Can we do someone every day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position? "

Do I get safety gloves as standard?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

I am slightly worried about the lack of deodorised men...

Roll on's? Or women control the cans? "

Good thinking. I got sidetracked with the image of blokes slathering each other in suntan lotion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that always want the last word~ will be suitably gagged & spanked...

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

Do I get safety gloves as standard?"

And goggles.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.

Can we do someone every day? "

Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No Lycra, but deodorants should be allowed.

Can I volunteer for inspecting the sun cream has been applied ALL over - I'll check the men and leave the women for someone else, after all I don't want to be greedy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position? "

That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.

Can we do someone every day?

Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female. "

What happens when we run out of new people

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.

Can we do someone every day?

Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.

What happens when we run out of new people "

Start back at the beginning.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.

Can we do someone every day?

Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.

What happens when we run out of new people

Start back at the beginning.

"

I like this island

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.

Can we do someone every day?

Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.

What happens when we run out of new people

Start back at the beginning.

I like this island "

Me too

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely? "

Would you really want someone who may well not entirely agree with their fate inserting something up your arse or is that your point?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely?

Would you really want someone who may well not entirely agree with their fate inserting something up your arse or is that your point? "

Yes that's the point...it's more efficient if delivering punishment is itself a punishment.

Am I over-thinking this already?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd drop in to visit on my magic flying carpet. Do I need a visa or do I have access?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'd drop in to visit on my magic flying carpet. Do I need a visa or do I have access? "

You have to pay the entry tax, otherwise you become a tax Inspector...

..or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New law; a dose of oral pleasure a day. Is a must!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"New law; a dose of oral pleasure a day. Is a must!! "

Punishment...clothes peg on the tongue of non participants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

"

Ill move in, and i have a rule. No beer cans to be left lying around or clothes! Punishment is the men have to sit thru soppy films haha x

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

Ill move in, and i have a rule. No beer cans to be left lying around or clothes! Punishment is the men have to sit thru soppy films haha x"

My Sisters Keeper and The Note Book for starters. I like it.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely?

Would you really want someone who may well not entirely agree with their fate inserting something up your arse or is that your point?

Yes that's the point...it's more efficient if delivering punishment is itself a punishment.

Am I over-thinking this already? "

Yeah. Stop thinking about shoving stuff up people's arses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mask or bag to cover everyone's face, as no one wants to be spotted

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd drop in to visit on my magic flying carpet. Do I need a visa or do I have access? "

Ooh I never thought about entry requirements. I will accept Mastercard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

NO APPLES ALLOWED

-Courtney

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"NO APPLES ALLOWED

-Courtney "

cruel... :P

id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...

Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.

Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.

Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Surely the flag is pampas grass on a rainbow background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will go and collect some wood

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"NO APPLES ALLOWED

-Courtney

cruel... :P

id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...

Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.

Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.

Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality. "

Agree 100% with the socks/ sandals. I need to add to my list of fashion no no's as I saw someone on holiday (I went to Mexico) with Crocs and socks on. Can you effing believe it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

Do I get safety gloves as standard?

And goggles. "

I@m not going to ask.

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"NO APPLES ALLOWED

-Courtney

cruel... :P

id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...

Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.

Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.

Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality.

Agree 100% with the socks/ sandals. I need to add to my list of fashion no no's as I saw someone on holiday (I went to Mexico) with Crocs and socks on. Can you effing believe it? "

Can that be blasphemy on our island... saying the C_ _ _ _ word?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"NO APPLES ALLOWED

-Courtney

cruel... :P

id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...

Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.

Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.

Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality.

Agree 100% with the socks/ sandals. I need to add to my list of fashion no no's as I saw someone on holiday (I went to Mexico) with Crocs and socks on. Can you effing believe it?

Can that be blasphemy on our island... saying the C_ _ _ _ word? "

Absofuckinglutely!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No sky remotes or Lynx cans

And the punishment is?

Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.

We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?

Do I get safety gloves as standard?

And goggles.

I@m not going to ask. "

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No solo masturbation.

Punishment; A conversation with Mr Nordy. "

We would be on the phone constantly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

Ill move in, and i have a rule. No beer cans to be left lying around or clothes! Punishment is the men have to sit thru soppy films haha x

My Sisters Keeper and The Note Book for starters. I like it. "

Oooh notebook is awesome! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the sound of this. Some awesome rule and law suggestions. I'd like to live here. But every new island/state needs a leader. Can I be king or prime minister? Go on! I promise to rule fairly but firmly. I haven't got a clue about politics mind. Any takers to be my queen or first lady if elected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

"

Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

"

I think all women should say " yes of course you can " and the punishment if you say no is that you have to say yes hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon is obligatory.

Punishment- more bacon.

And sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon is obligatory.

Punishment- more bacon.

And sausage "

hehe but bacon causes cancer according to latest newspaper report on food you should not eat hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that always want the last word~ will be suitably gagged & spanked... "
who's is head of gagging and spanking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney"

Well hold on there young lady, no shirts might be a great idea for some of the more buff Fabbers on here, but I'm quite sure some of us would scare the local wildlife if we went around topless all the time

Perhaps some sort of buffness test should be applied before implementing this law!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I like the sound of this island...

I propose some stimulation thou, how about massage workshops? I'm sure all the ladies would love to be given a yoni massage.

The punishment for not participating is being tied naked to a chair and have to watch and listen to others pleasure in having multiple orgasms thro yoni massages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No body is allowed on the island if they have studied at Sydney university.

They will be used for research purposes if they have.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I like the sound of this island...

I propose some stimulation thou, how about massage workshops? I'm sure all the ladies would love to be given a yoni massage.

The punishment for not participating is being tied naked to a chair and have to watch and listen to others pleasure in having multiple orgasms thro yoni

massages... "

Hand up, where do I sign and do we have to bring someone to practise on or will you supply?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I like the sound of this island...

I propose some stimulation thou, how about massage workshops? I'm sure all the ladies would love to be given a yoni massage.

The punishment for not participating is being tied naked to a chair and have to watch and listen to others pleasure in having multiple orgasms thro yoni

massages...

Hand up, where do I sign and do we have to bring someone to practise on or will you supply?"

I will leave this to our esteemed leader...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No solo masturbation.

Punishment; A conversation with Mr Nordy.

We would be on the phone constantly then "

Oh I say.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten."

*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.

*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me....... "

Fetch me my gun....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.

*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me....... "

Too late, sticks foot out and catches the ice cream before it falls...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.

*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me.......

Fetch me my gun.... "

Hand it over here son, I'm a marksman and can shoot the spots off ladybirds at 100 yards

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

....welcome to Lord of the Flies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Too late, sticks foot out and catches the ice cream before it falls... "

*nicks flake out of it beforehand

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady? "

The position has already been taken and ain't you a bloke?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten."

Absolutely as long as you adhere to a strict gym regime alongside. Can't have you 'ruining' that physique.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Bacon is obligatory.

Punishment- more bacon.

And sausage "

I am worried about my people's cholesterol levels...

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No body is allowed on the island if they have studied at Sydney university.

They will be used for research purposes if they have."

Fantastic. Do you want to be head of research?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women

Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.

-Courtney

Well hold on there young lady, no shirts might be a great idea for some of the more buff Fabbers on here, but I'm quite sure some of us would scare the local wildlife if we went around topless all the time

Perhaps some sort of buffness test should be applied before implementing this law! "

Oh shhh and get your top off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side. "

But whips and chains are permitted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted? "

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted?

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives. "

You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New law; a dose of oral pleasure a day. Is a must!! "

I second this ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we outlaw spitting?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

"

I think the first thing we need is a revolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No prolonged socials .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted?

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.

You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime "

Regime?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted?

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.

You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime

Regime? "

As I said, the first thing we need is a revolution

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Sounds good.

Can I have my own house. The house of Lord. And I vote on passing all the laws.

Can I suggest a hygiene law? I've seen those bear grylls islands, it's not pretty.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted?

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.

You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime

Regime?

As I said, the first thing we need is a revolution"

Did I type that out loud?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can we outlaw spitting?"

Are you suggesting everyone shallows then?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted?

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.

You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime

Regime? "

When I say regime I mean it in the loosest sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No guns

Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.

But whips and chains are permitted?

Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.

You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime

Regime?

When I say regime I mean it in the loosest sense. "

PM me you complete manifesto please.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can we outlaw spitting?

Are you suggesting everyone shallows then? "

*swallows stupid predictive text.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Can this be a Fem Domme run island?

Looks like the men are trying to take over already

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sounds good.

Can I have my own house. The house of Lord. And I vote on passing all the laws.

Can I suggest a hygiene law? I've seen those bear grylls islands, it's not pretty. "

No no no. That's not how it works at all. Laws are decided on collectively. You dictator you.

As for the Bear Grylls type scenario, I am not eating beetles or worms. Eww

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can this be a Fem Domme run island?

Looks like the men are trying to take over already "

Eh-hem!

This will be a true democracy - one pervert, one vote. Day-to-day decisions to be taken by a yearly-elected committee, drawn at random.

Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.

Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.

I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.

How about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous"

We will have wardrobes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous

We will have wardrobes? "

where else are you going to store the shoes that your not going to wear?

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey


"

Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.

Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.

I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.

How about that?

"

I second that and propose a life time ban if said avatar also includes a sky remote or can of Lynx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can this be a Fem Domme run island?

Looks like the men are trying to take over already

Eh-hem!

This will be a true democracy - one pervert, one vote. Day-to-day decisions to be taken by a yearly-elected committee, drawn at random.

Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.

Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.

I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.

How about that?

"

Agreed

But I still want my shoes polished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this be a Fem Domme run island?

Looks like the men are trying to take over already

Eh-hem!

This will be a true democracy - one pervert, one vote. Day-to-day decisions to be taken by a yearly-elected committee, drawn at random.

Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.

Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.

I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.

How about that?

Agreed

But I still want my shoes polished"

Sigh* I'll get the polishing kit out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady?

The position has already been taken and ain't you a bloke? "

Well observed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men should be in charge though ,don't you think hugs

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous

We will have wardrobes? "

I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men should be in charge though ,don't you think hugs "

Why?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous

We will have wardrobes?

I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me. "

How can you hang your shorts on a fern?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.

We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.

So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.

Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady?

The position has already been taken and ain't you a bloke?

Well observed. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the sounds of things I'm going to be busy the next few weeks building a wardrobe,a Fern,polishing and making shoes that no one will wear.

Why of why do I always end up pulling the short straw

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous

We will have wardrobes?

I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me.

How can you hang your shorts on a fern? "

Want planning on shorts. More Tarzan style

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.

It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous

We will have wardrobes?

I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me.

How can you hang your shorts on a fern?

Want planning on shorts. More Tarzan style "

Loin cloth? You should send me a pic.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Men should be in charge though ,don't you think hugs "

Men have been in charge of the world since forever and that worked out well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men should be in charge though ,don't you think hugs

Why? "

things on the island would descend into chaos with women in charge hugs

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men should be in charge though ,don't you think hugs

Why? things on the island would descend into chaos with women in charge hugs "

Typing 'hugs' after that last sentence doesn't make it less stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you lot keep it down.

Some of us are hard at work trying to make this island habitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men should be in charge though ,don't you think hugs

Why? things on the island would descend into chaos with women in charge hugs

Typing 'hugs' after that last sentence doesn't make it less stupid "

don't you think they would descend into chaos then ,have you seen shipwrecked and taransay? hugs

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