FabSwingers.com forum: Rogues Gallery

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Started this in the Welsh forum, got a request to start it up here, could be very interesting lol!

This is one for the lads.

Its an exclusive mens club, for rogues, simples!!

Chuck your moniker down, and give one example of rogue-ish behaviour, and if the selection panel like it, you're in!!

No "kiddies high jinks", just serious rogue-ish behaviour, check out the Welsh forums if you need inspiration.

My own claim to rogue-ishness is that I once rode a trial bike over a cop car, whilst there were two coppers in it!

Just one thing... this is for the guys, so no ladies, no matter how butch you are !!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Does fucking my best friends wife count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pahhhh to no rogue-ish ladies stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to the public swimming baths wearing roguish red toe nail varnish, which in itself was rather an audacious move on my behalf,,, because at that time I was going through a Goth stage where everything I wore was black….. sheeezzzzz, I know!!! I’m such a rebel!!!!……

Does that count,,,,,

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Does fucking my best friends wife count?

Erm.... nooooooo!!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"I once went to the public swimming baths wearing roguish red toe nail varnish, which in itself was rather an audacious move on my behalf,,, because at that time I was going through a Goth stage where everything I wore was black….. sheeezzzzz, I know!!! I’m such a rebel!!!!……

Does that count,,,,,

Nope!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that count,,,,,

Nope!!!"

Oop's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what are the benefits of joining this 'exclusive' mens club?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"So what are the benefits of joining this 'exclusive' mens club?"

Join? You cant join this club, its by invite only.

The benefits...? One word.... KUDOS!

And bragging rights... erm.. ok, thats more than one word (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition)!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Kudos AND bragging rights?

Mister Ambassador, you are spoiling us....

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Shhhhhh.... dont tell everyone, I have a reputation to up-hold!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is going well then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you actually given anyone membership yet?? Not so much fun without the girls afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I do like a good rogue..

preferably pre lubed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going well then?!

haha, that'll teach em for rejecting my roguish-red painted toe nail stories and I had heaps more of them too.... so ner-nur,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure at least 50% of you is disqualified from joining Soxy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure at least 50% of you is disqualified from joining Soxy x

Yes,Granny,,, I know you right!!,,,,,,,,, woe is me, there I go again, all frocked-up and nowhere to go.... behaving like a minority sport,,,, or at least 50% of one anyway,,,,……sighhhhhh,,,,,,, Oh well…….. At least I’ve got my neon-pink glo-in the dark stripy sox to keep my company....….

OMG…. I feel a song and a dance looming…… And here we Go!!!…it's a ..1-2… a … 1-2-3-4…. Go-on now Go!!! … Walk out the door!!!…..lalalalalalalalalaa……lalalalalalaalaa your not welcome anymore…….lalllallalalalaa I will survive… I will survive…. Just as long as I know how to live….. I know I’ll stay alive,,,,,,,lalalallalalaa….,I should have waited just one second lalalalalaa…. I should have lalalala….. that Stupid lock…. Lalalala something about a key…. Lalalalalaa something bothering me……. La lalaa… laaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot…wot???. .hey I’m not a complete homo ya know,,,,I'm only a bit of a one…..So ya didn’t really except me to know all the words…. Did ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yikes.....I wrote "except when I meant to write expect..... OMG.......I'm such a failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit ! I read expect when you wrote except ........ An enormous pair of boobies ...... !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit ! I read expect when you wrote except ........ An enormous pair of boobies ...... !!"

Ahemmmm..... that'll be "Moobies" if you please....,,,, ...hey, I know they maybe a bit on the flat side, but there are my own........

Oop's and sorry OP..... I think I'd better vacate your thread now..... before ya go and throw a wobbly on me........Byeeeeeeeee

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"This is going well then?!

Well, I guess I should have expected it, seems outside of Wales, the wimmen (and the "pretend" wimmen) are more rogue-ish than the men lol!

I suppose it was too much to ask for a bit of testosterone-fuelled laddishness from a bunch of foppish french incomers lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what are the benefits of joining this 'exclusive' mens club?

Join? You cant join this club, its by invite only.

The benefits...? One word.... KUDOS!

And bragging rights... erm.. ok, thats more than one word (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition)!"

I got over 15,000 Kudos points on PGR4... oh wait, not that kind of Kudos...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is going well then?!

Well, I guess I should have expected it, seems outside of Wales, the wimmen (and the "pretend" wimmen) are more rogue-ish than the men lol!

I suppose it was too much to ask for a bit of testosterone-fuelled laddishness from a bunch of foppish french incomers lol!

I think it's possibly the levels of maturity that's the problem. The welsh have only the sheep to compare!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful.

No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not?

As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room.

We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"This is going well then?!

Well, I guess I should have expected it, seems outside of Wales, the wimmen (and the "pretend" wimmen) are more rogue-ish than the men lol!

I suppose it was too much to ask for a bit of testosterone-fuelled laddishness from a bunch of foppish french incomers lol!

I think it's possibly the levels of maturity that's the problem. The welsh have only the sheep to compare!

Going by some of the posts in the forums, sheep seem very mature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful.

No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not?

As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room.

We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!

Do the W.I. allow male members ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget it. I just looked it up. It's all female so YES .....it's a sexist organisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful.

No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not?

As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room.

We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!

Do the W.I. allow male members ?"

What you did wasn't laddish. Be fair ... driving a bike over a cop car with cops in it goes beyond foolishness.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm far to much of a good boy to even consider applying to a rogues gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr No, it doesn't look like it.

From the Telegraph (although the whole page won't load for me, it may be subscriber content)

"30 Dec 2010 ... Women's Institute appoints first male secretary in 95-year history ... He was not, however, allowed to become a member of the WI"

So does that make the WI sexist?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Errr No, it doesn't look like it.

From the Telegraph (although the whole page won't load for me, it may be subscriber content)

"30 Dec 2010 ... Women's Institute appoints first male secretary in 95-year history ... He was not, however, allowed to become a member of the WI"

So does that make the WI sexist?"

Yup

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful.

No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not?

As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room.

We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!

Do the W.I. allow male members ?

What you did wasn't laddish. Be fair ... driving a bike over a cop car with cops in it goes beyond foolishness."

Foolish, absolutely, laddish, certainly, rogue-ish... you betcha!

... The pedant in me would like to point out you "ride" not "drive" a bike.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

after waking up from having my leg amputated i asked a priest who was on the ward and i quote" why the fuck if theres a god would he want my leg"and when he didnt answer i told him to get the fuck off my ward and never come back. does this count?although at the time i was full of morphine and dont remember much about it

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Nope, cant allow abusing members of the cloth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

busted someone out of jail

burnt down an adventure play ground

burnt down the M32 while it was being built

drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff

stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling

want me to stop

I now have my own security company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a rogue was a style of low-heeled shoe or boot traditionally characterized by multiple-piece, sturdy leather uppers with decorative perforations.......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Errr No, it doesn't look like it.

From the Telegraph (although the whole page won't load for me, it may be subscriber content)

"30 Dec 2010 ... Women's Institute appoints first male secretary in 95-year history ... He was not, however, allowed to become a member of the WI"

So does that make the WI sexist?"
I hope so, i dont want some bloke sticking his fingers in my sterilised jars as im about to pour my damson jam in to em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a traffic cone hat on my snowman

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"busted someone out of jail

burnt down an adventure play ground

burnt down the M32 while it was being built

drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff

stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling

want me to stop

I now have my own security company

I do love comedy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"busted someone out of jail

burnt down an adventure play ground

burnt down the M32 while it was being built

drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff

stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling

want me to stop

I now have my own security company

wish it wasn't true but it is !

I do love comedy....."

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robbery

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"busted someone out of jail

burnt down an adventure play ground

burnt down the M32 while it was being built

drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff

stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling

want me to stop

I now have my own security company

Not in, we want rogues, not criminal low lifes!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"put a traffic cone hat on my snowman

C minus.... must try harder!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put a traffic cone hat on my snowman

C minus.... must try harder!!!"

on his penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robbery"
no but nick all scouts tents

broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg

was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's

resident of langport borstal for a while

want me to go on

and where did u say u lived

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robberyno but nick all scouts tents

broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg

was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's

resident of langport borstal for a while

want me to go on

and where did u say u lived

Why you going to come around to mine and steal all the apples off my trees next summer?.....you devil you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robberyno but nick all scouts tents

broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg

was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's

resident of langport borstal for a while

want me to go on

and where did u say u lived

Why you going to come around to mine and steal all the apples off my trees next summer?.....you devil you"
only want your cherry lol x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robberyno but nick all scouts tents

broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg

was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's

resident of langport borstal for a while

want me to go on

and where did u say u lived

Why you going to come around to mine and steal all the apples off my trees next summer?.....you devil youonly want your cherry lol x

Thanks but Ex Cons do nothing for me....particularly boastful Ex Cons

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's

resident of langport borstal for a while"

Yup, criminal low-life.

And no, we dont want you to go on, you have been on too much already.

And they obviously didnt let you finish the "Janet and John" series in borstal if you cant read where we are from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's

resident of langport borstal for a while"

Yup, criminal low-life.

And no, we dont want you to go on, you have been on too much already.

And they obviously didnt let you finish the "Janet and John" series in borstal if you cant read where we are from."

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Nope, cant allow abusing members of the cloth lol"

why the bloody hell not - they did enough of it to choirboys

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

I am very surprised not to see an entry in here from you tobes!!!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"and where did u say u lived"

He's not very good at this "menacing thug" type stuff tho, that line should really be "I know where you live!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""and where did u say u lived"

He's not very good at this "menacing thug" type stuff tho, that line should really be "I know where you live!"

Did the washing up and left it to dry without rinsing it.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"I am very surprised not to see an entry in here from you tobes!!!!"

My roguish demeanour merely hides a heart of pure gold, so I don't really have much to contribute

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Rogue (noun) - rascal, imp, devil, monkey; informal scamp, scalawag, monster, horror, terror, hellion.

Cheeky fuckers, they put monkey in there.

I'm not guilty of roguish behavior.

I do like to shoot my female colleagues in the bottom with my elastic band gun does that count? In particualr one is heavily pregnant and can't move fast, I like shooting her botty the best.

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Erm.... bordering on sexual harrassment and maybe even bullying??

You could level the playing field, give them all the equipment to retaliate and see what it feels like?

Not in!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once drove around a roundabout the wrong way on purpose with three hell angels in the car cos they said women drivers are shit. When I stopped two got out and said sorry then threw up. Why should you guys have all the rogues fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got barred from the local putting my arse print in the condensation of the window...seemed like a good idea at the time but i had to climb up and couldnt get down and the landlord was stood outside having a fag

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over a year ago

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Bump!

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