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 ..haha no their isn't  maybe..who knows, no one cares...
the opportunity of having a cake and possibility of buying a new basque outfit for under £1,500, Halloween 'avatar' style, so we win the competition, as the other contenders in my gender status, are far too good, and we could talk round the couples with great pics, into a foursome entry...cunning plan..mwahaha!
i was wondering if anyone was interested..
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"Very good. You have taken some things out of context. You are a proper swinger." thats what humour does... will you marry me?
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"giggle your thread is brilliant funny and so very you xx" 
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"I love you Suzy. Is your birthday tomorrow, then? -Courtney" might be in earth time, unless i develop a teleporter tonight, and then ill always be 43 with my looks and 'love' eggs..  someone mentioned chickens earlier today  | |||
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"giggle your thread is brilliant funny and so very you xx" curtsy..thank you xx | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy. "O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie 
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"I got married in Las Vegas.. Elvis impersonator. I would leave if it was only couples here. Keyboard playing up and screen ... so can't type much.." you're still the elvis impersonator?..couldn't you leave the 'uhhhuh' behind..?..hehe xx | |||
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"giggle your thread is brilliant funny and so very you xx
Funniest thread of the day!!"smile..this is not candid camera, but if i had the 1500, id gladly share it with you sweet xx | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
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Yep we are out too , also veggie "On the plus side we will never get cancer 
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy. "i do, i do and with brown sauce..im totally devoted.. i swear it | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney"ssh it will go into the extreme of vegan soon or fruitarian..or even breatharian..who knows what the swingers on mars do..apparently them and the venusians can see us this week | |||
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"summary of today's postings, with my own dilemma.. dear peeps of fab, so. i have learnt today, i am not a proper swinger, because i am single, (i felt i was in a doer/ oik space, obviously i am deceiving myself) and, i am tired of the labels. 'puma king' and timberland boots are now the only label fetishes that are attributed to me, i promise.. The threat that fab would be denied to me, if certain peeps had their way, as im not a proper couple. i may also lose my looks, go out of some peoples age range tomorrow, and im looking for a married tax break on my sanitary products and sex toys. plus id save if sharing a packet of razors..is getting to me... Although i am a unicorn, id give up this magical status to be accepted by the pampas grass/ hot tub brigade, if the right person came along. but apparently im 'not allowed' to look for them here. so i'm in stealth ninja mode .. there's not been a 'fab the picture above thread today' and i resist having two different accounts on account of developing a split personality disorder, which would make me a bi FF couple, which would possible be more desirable than a unicorn, but not sure wed be proper swingers either... so the widespread permanent statement of this attention thread, looking for comedy gold or profile advice is necessary.. i am in a mid fab crisis... the man, ive never had FAM (fancy a marriage) message would have to be a swinger, probably his height wouldn't make a difference, id stand on an orange box if necessary for the profile photographs, my new partner should be prepared to do the same, Only then would my status on here be corrected. id have happy couple profile, but i would still do what i do now....with spelling and typo errors...although, i might like my perineum licked... A trip to Las Vegas, a wait of 72 hours or less (debatable), and a wedding would solve my dilemma.. there is a typo in this paragraph, for comedic purposes..wait for the grammar nazi's ..haha no their isn't maybe..who knows, no one cares...
the opportunity of having a cake and possibility of buying a new basque outfit for under £1,500, Halloween 'avatar' style, so we win the competition, as the other contenders in my gender status, are far too good, and we could talk round the couples with great pics, into a foursome entry...cunning plan..mwahaha!
i was wondering if anyone was interested..
Disclaimer : my sense of humour, was involved in this original post, and, no squirrels were culled in the making of this thread..
humourous, witty and charming postings in return, please.. "White knight mode engaged: This is why you're awesome Suzy
Found your typo (or maybe I'm lying to keep the suspense taut)
I'd go with you to las Vegas, mostly to tour the city and grand canyon, and if marriage happens, maybe I'll be classed a swinger too
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
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"Brilliant! What you can do in your now swing free time is write satirical status updates for the semi literate single guys" i go help in the introductions forum as it is..i do community service xx  | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney"sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me.. | |||
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"*there." grabs red velvet for a huge snog
totally in appropriate but how could i resist the love  xx | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney
sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me.. "I thought free- radicals caused cancer | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney
sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me.. "According to the news I will NEVER get cancer. According to the forums, if I do get cancer, I just need to rub some bacon on it
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney
sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me..
According to the news I will NEVER get cancer. According to the forums, if I do get cancer, I just need to rub some bacon on it
-Courtney"Is that a new fad? Cleopatra had bathing in milk, Fabbers have bedspreads made of bacon? | |||
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"summary of today's postings, with my own dilemma.. dear peeps of fab, so. i have learnt today, i am not a proper swinger, because i am single, (i felt i was in a doer/ oik space, obviously i am deceiving myself) and, i am tired of the labels. 'puma king' and timberland boots are now the only label fetishes that are attributed to me, i promise.. The threat that fab would be denied to me, if certain peeps had their way, as im not a proper couple. i may also lose my looks, go out of some peoples age range tomorrow, and im looking for a married tax break on my sanitary products and sex toys. plus id save if sharing a packet of razors..is getting to me... Although i am a unicorn, id give up this magical status to be accepted by the pampas grass/ hot tub brigade, if the right person came along. but apparently im 'not allowed' to look for them here. so i'm in stealth ninja mode .. there's not been a 'fab the picture above thread today' and i resist having two different accounts on account of developing a split personality disorder, which would make me a bi FF couple, which would possible be more desirable than a unicorn, but not sure wed be proper swingers either... so the widespread permanent statement of this attention thread, looking for comedy gold or profile advice is necessary.. i am in a mid fab crisis... the man, ive never had FAM (fancy a marriage) message would have to be a swinger, probably his height wouldn't make a difference, id stand on an orange box if necessary for the profile photographs, my new partner should be prepared to do the same, Only then would my status on here be corrected. id have happy couple profile, but i would still do what i do now....with spelling and typo errors...although, i might like my perineum licked... A trip to Las Vegas, a wait of 72 hours or less (debatable), and a wedding would solve my dilemma.. there is a typo in this paragraph, for comedic purposes..wait for the grammar nazi's ..haha no their isn't maybe..who knows, no one cares...
the opportunity of having a cake and possibility of buying a new basque outfit for under £1,500, Halloween 'avatar' style, so we win the competition, as the other contenders in my gender status, are far too good, and we could talk round the couples with great pics, into a foursome entry...cunning plan..mwahaha!
i was wondering if anyone was interested..
Disclaimer : my sense of humour, was involved in this original post, and, no squirrels were culled in the making of this thread..
humourous, witty and charming postings in return, please..
White knight mode engaged: This is why you're awesome Suzy
Found your typo (or maybe I'm lying to keep the suspense taut)
I'd go with you to las Vegas, mostly to tour the city and grand canyon, and if marriage happens, maybe I'll be classed a swinger too
You should do the ff profile because if your head is one personality, but your waist down is another, you're technically playing with your partner and/or in an orgy if two other people are present "that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up.. ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney
sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me..
According to the news I will NEVER get cancer. According to the forums, if I do get cancer, I just need to rub some bacon on it
-Courtney
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"Applauds OP! "thank you x although getting the clap wasn't on my agenda
boom boom x | |||
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Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that? | |||
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"Had to be done- so I thought I would play pedant! xx "haha you are fantastic (not a joke) xx | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney
sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me..
I thought free- radicals caused cancer"im a radical freebie, sometimes i cause smiles to appear it maybe catching, depends on the company and if they have been vaccinated against it, by the 'moan and whinge' formula | |||
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"Someone mention snogs ? "yes me toshie...
there was an 'avoid the fuck' thread today or was it the 'fuck the avoid' thread..
Snog ..i think it means 'eat' in the swingers handbook, that comes with platinum membership
maybe i could write one of those
gis a kiss could soon become offensive so ill get in now..XXX | |||
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"I'm reading a novel. maybe i should turn it into my next book then? What shade of fabswinger am i?self help book for swingles
Depends, one shade is swingle, two shades is twinger, three shades is thringer, four is swapple, and five or more is an advenger"WOW thats cool ! love it!!! its an advenger...very, very good !! | |||
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"I like unicorns too, altho the devil in legend turns me on more. Glitter is my favourite colour. My mum has pampas grass. She has no idea of its covert message." neigh....not the d-evil the pampas keeps it away i hear xx | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
On the plus side we will never get cancer
-Courtney
sugar causes yeast, yeast causes candida, candida is the underlying cause of cancer xx but you are free to disgree with me..
According to the news I will NEVER get cancer. According to the forums, if I do get cancer, I just need to rub some bacon on it
-Courtney
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"...i'm in stealth ninja mode... Like me "shhh! thats a reference to the elite part of your user name...the E-lite,, hang on....to you have platinum ? thats code, for the fab range of lube products
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"Very good. You have taken some things out of context. You are a proper swinger. thats what humour does... will you marry me?
or give me a pampas grass for my christmas pressie?. xx"Sorry already married. Pampas grass is in the post. Mr W xxxxxx | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?"Misquote alert. Mr W | |||
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"summary of today's postings, with my own dilemma.. dear peeps of fab, so. i have learnt today, i am not a proper swinger, because i am single, (i felt i was in a doer/ oik space, obviously i am deceiving myself) and, i am tired of the labels. 'puma king' and timberland boots are now the only label fetishes that are attributed to me, i promise.. The threat that fab would be denied to me, if certain peeps had their way, as im not a proper couple. i may also lose my looks, go out of some peoples age range tomorrow, and im looking for a married tax break on my sanitary products and sex toys. plus id save if sharing a packet of razors..is getting to me... Although i am a unicorn, id give up this magical status to be accepted by the pampas grass/ hot tub brigade, if the right person came along. but apparently im 'not allowed' to look for them here. so i'm in stealth ninja mode .. there's not been a 'fab the picture above thread today' and i resist having two different accounts on account of developing a split personality disorder, which would make me a bi FF couple, which would possible be more desirable than a unicorn, but not sure wed be proper swingers either... so the widespread permanent statement of this attention thread, looking for comedy gold or profile advice is necessary.. i am in a mid fab crisis... the man, ive never had FAM (fancy a marriage) message would have to be a swinger, probably his height wouldn't make a difference, id stand on an orange box if necessary for the profile photographs, my new partner should be prepared to do the same, Only then would my status on here be corrected. id have happy couple profile, but i would still do what i do now....with spelling and typo errors...although, i might like my perineum licked... A trip to Las Vegas, a wait of 72 hours or less (debatable), and a wedding would solve my dilemma.. there is a typo in this paragraph, for comedic purposes..wait for the grammar nazi's ..haha no their isn't maybe..who knows, no one cares...
the opportunity of having a cake and possibility of buying a new basque outfit for under £1,500, Halloween 'avatar' style, so we win the competition, as the other contenders in my gender status, are far too good, and we could talk round the couples with great pics, into a foursome entry...cunning plan..mwahaha!
i was wondering if anyone was interested..
Disclaimer : my sense of humour, was involved in this original post, and, no squirrels were culled in the making of this thread..
humourous, witty and charming postings in return, please..
White knight mode engaged: This is why you're awesome Suzy
Found your typo (or maybe I'm lying to keep the suspense taut)
I'd go with you to las Vegas, mostly to tour the city and grand canyon, and if marriage happens, maybe I'll be classed a swinger too
You should do the ff profile because if your head is one personality, but your waist down is another, you're technically playing with your partner and/or in an orgy if two other people are present
that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe
rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up..
ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man "Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins. I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that? Misquote alert. Mr W "I haven't quoted anyone | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?"you are enlightened grasshopper..gather more knowledge on the forums of how to turn your vanilla date into a kinky son of a bitch without making him feel inadequate in his cooking skills, and you will become the queen of swingers and get 500 minx-pixie points ( your new couple profile name )and entrance into swinger nirvana, where you to can make up unwritten rules as you go along, and grow old happy in the knowledge that you can get a fuck every night, even on period days, with permission of a licence. bacon? 5000 points cake after bacon on this forum muliply above number, by number of slices you ate | |||
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"unicorn" I thought attractive single guys were unicorns...you know for the thingy they have on the forehead
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"You realize this thread will be repeated weekly now, adding to the set of repetitive threads "just for that so flippant adage there will be one tomorrow...under a different title...probably a really long title just to naff peeps off...suffer baby suffer.. you sexy beastie xx | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
c'mon you eat enough sausages "Ah this much is true , but I don't swallow ! | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
c'mon you eat enough sausages
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"Applauds OP!
thank you x although getting the clap wasn't on my agenda
boom boom x"She's here all week, folks... | |||
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"summary of today's postings, with my own dilemma.. dear peeps of fab, so. i have learnt today, i am not a proper swinger, because i am single, (i felt i was in a doer/ oik space, obviously i am deceiving myself) and, i am tired of the labels. 'puma king' and timberland boots are now the only label fetishes that are attributed to me, i promise.. The threat that fab would be denied to me, if certain peeps had their way, as im not a proper couple. i may also lose my looks, go out of some peoples age range tomorrow, and im looking for a married tax break on my sanitary products and sex toys. plus id save if sharing a packet of razors..is getting to me... Although i am a unicorn, id give up this magical status to be accepted by the pampas grass/ hot tub brigade, if the right person came along. but apparently im 'not allowed' to look for them here. so i'm in stealth ninja mode .. there's not been a 'fab the picture above thread today' and i resist having two different accounts on account of developing a split personality disorder, which would make me a bi FF couple, which would possible be more desirable than a unicorn, but not sure wed be proper swingers either... so the widespread permanent statement of this attention thread, looking for comedy gold or profile advice is necessary.. i am in a mid fab crisis... the man, ive never had FAM (fancy a marriage) message would have to be a swinger, probably his height wouldn't make a difference, id stand on an orange box if necessary for the profile photographs, my new partner should be prepared to do the same, Only then would my status on here be corrected. id have happy couple profile, but i would still do what i do now....with spelling and typo errors...although, i might like my perineum licked... A trip to Las Vegas, a wait of 72 hours or less (debatable), and a wedding would solve my dilemma.. there is a typo in this paragraph, for comedic purposes..wait for the grammar nazi's ..haha no their isn't maybe..who knows, no one cares...
the opportunity of having a cake and possibility of buying a new basque outfit for under £1,500, Halloween 'avatar' style, so we win the competition, as the other contenders in my gender status, are far too good, and we could talk round the couples with great pics, into a foursome entry...cunning plan..mwahaha!
i was wondering if anyone was interested..
Disclaimer : my sense of humour, was involved in this original post, and, no squirrels were culled in the making of this thread..
humourous, witty and charming postings in return, please..
White knight mode engaged: This is why you're awesome Suzy
Found your typo (or maybe I'm lying to keep the suspense taut)
I'd go with you to las Vegas, mostly to tour the city and grand canyon, and if marriage happens, maybe I'll be classed a swinger too
You should do the ff profile because if your head is one personality, but your waist down is another, you're technically playing with your partner and/or in an orgy if two other people are present
that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe
rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up..
ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man
Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins.
I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
Many big hugs back to you, you lovely quirky bundle of fumbles xx"it didnt get pregnat honest i was with my husband at the time, it did sit there though legs akimbo and tease me relentlessly, making me believe it was for real eating some nuts...i would have married it, had it not been bolted to the floor.. i wasnt into heavy bondage at the time.. my husband laughed at me for my innocence...i came away fully shamed, and promised i would learn all i could.. i now have a toy squirrel and no husband.. xxx | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?"You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session | |||
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"unicorn I thought attractive single guys were unicorns...you know for the thingy they have on the forehead
Instead are they sigle girls because they are very rare...? "no idea ...its in the handbook which only platinum members get, as im not a proper swinger im not privvy to the swingers bible of terms and definitions.. im just a freeloader that gatecrashed and did as she wanted to...cos i could .. as a guise i became a site supporter, covering the fact i had no equality status to the masses, it was a token toll over the bridge of iniquity into kinky land.. the easy route to fun..or so i thought.. go on arrest me god dammit,handcuff me, frisk me..im a bad, bad girl and i deserve it | |||
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"that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up.. ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man
Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins.
I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
Many big hugs back to you, you lovely quirky bundle of fumbles xx
it didnt get pregnat honest i was with my husband at the time, it did sit there though legs akimbo and tease me relentlessly, making me believe it was for real eating some nuts...i would have married it, had it not been bolted to the floor.. i wasnt into heavy bondage at the time.. my husband laughed at me for my innocence...i came away fully shamed, and promised i would learn all i could.. i now have a toy squirrel and no husband.. xxx"Tut tut tut, bloody husband's expecting you to be a kink master... Or mistress. At least now you have a toy with some nuts | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
Yep we are out too , also veggie
c'mon you eat enough sausages
Ah this much is true , but I don't swallow ! " they are lucky you do it at all sweet xx | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
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"Applauds OP!
thank you x although getting the clap wasn't on my agenda
boom boom x
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
ssh it will go into the extreme of vegan soon or fruitarian..or even breatharian..who knows what the swingers on mars do..apparently them and the venusians can see us this week "They might be able to see us - but they can't message us because they're not site supporters!
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we now need a thread for our theme song choice xx "https://youtu.be/tH3R4CGHn6U On it like a car bonnet baby!! | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
Do real swingers hang bacon from their pampas grass? Also how many swinger points if a lady has an ankle chain made from bacon "Depends if she is in to dogging? | |||
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So in answer to your post is the answer 'Yes'? Or possibly 42?"to forget about it try a 69, its quite therapeutic
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
Do real swingers hang bacon from their pampas grass? Also how many swinger points if a lady has an ankle chain made from bacon "What are you talking about? It's a bacon trail from pampas grass to hot tub And as for ankle chain, double points for girth and quadruple for sheer tights made of bacon | |||
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So in answer to your post is the answer 'Yes'? Or possibly 42?
to forget about it try a 69, its quite therapeutic
or a 99, cos that's ice cream and chocolate..mmmmmmmm"Or a 68- you give me 1 and I will owe you 1? | |||
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
ssh it will go into the extreme of vegan soon or fruitarian..or even breatharian..who knows what the swingers on mars do..apparently them and the venusians can see us this week
They might be able to see us - but they can't message us because they're not site supporters!
Great thread lovely!! "They're not real swingers unless they have platinum support. Ugh, teaching noobs | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
"hahaha the strapon called the porker.. love it..i should be in marketing..
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
hahaha the strapon called the porker.. love it..i should be in marketing..
bring your own, safe sex and swingers 'nectar' card, cos 'every little helps.. "Just reminds me of family guy when they went to a strip club and quagmire swiped his credit card in a girls arse lol | |||
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"Swingle girls unite! We are FABulous swingers just as we are
we now need a thread for our theme song choice xx
Do I get full membership as a straight swingle female? Or do I need to be bi? "you are offered a range of bi options to choose from to make your fab experience more complicated and to confuse with terminology.. so you can say straight which may or maynot be true or you can have bi-playful, bi situational, bi curious, bi oral, bi soft swap, bi full swap or bi sexual...basically anything prefixed with bi, whether you made it up or not, is valid, because here, people want to ask, or not, to get to your boobies and, into your knickers and you can say yes or no..its that simple
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"Sex....I don't see any mention of actual sex. Fake swinger "sex is now a banned word, you have to break it down into preference components like an audit checklist and hand it to the supervisor for clearance. to get round this quality control, most on fab like to call it 'fucking' because they cant read the checklist or they 'dont mind' its become the word to cover the lack of knowledge or feeling for any other human being, sometimes a defense or passive aggressive term, signifying the seeking of instant gratification, which you may or may not agree to..summed up in the popular 'fancy a fuck' message... no judgement, its just a subjective humourous perception which may or may not be the authors | |||
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"that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up.. ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man
Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins.
I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
Many big hugs back to you, you lovely quirky bundle of fumbles xx
it didnt get pregnat honest i was with my husband at the time, it did sit there though legs akimbo and tease me relentlessly, making me believe it was for real eating some nuts...i would have married it, had it not been bolted to the floor.. i wasnt into heavy bondage at the time.. my husband laughed at me for my innocence...i came away fully shamed, and promised i would learn all i could.. i now have a toy squirrel and no husband.. xxx
Tut tut tut, bloody husband's expecting you to be a kink master... Or mistress. At least now you have a toy with some nuts"mistress is too much effort as is washing other peoples socks and cooking for them.. | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
Do real swingers hang bacon from their pampas grass? Also how many swinger points if a lady has an ankle chain made from bacon "hahaha its in the handbook im sure | |||
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"that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up.. ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man
Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins.
I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
Many big hugs back to you, you lovely quirky bundle of fumbles xx
it didnt get pregnat honest i was with my husband at the time, it did sit there though legs akimbo and tease me relentlessly, making me believe it was for real eating some nuts...i would have married it, had it not been bolted to the floor.. i wasnt into heavy bondage at the time.. my husband laughed at me for my innocence...i came away fully shamed, and promised i would learn all i could.. i now have a toy squirrel and no husband.. xxx
Tut tut tut, bloody husband's expecting you to be a kink master... Or mistress. At least now you have a toy with some nuts
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There's been absolutely no chat of bacon today either. You're not a proper swinger if you don't eat bacon with gravy.
O gosh! There's me out. I'm a veggie
-Courtney
ssh it will go into the extreme of vegan soon or fruitarian..or even breatharian..who knows what the swingers on mars do..apparently them and the venusians can see us this week
They might be able to see us - but they can't message us because they're not site supporters!
Great thread lovely!! "wonder if there is a place in the universe, seen or unseen, where all orgasm sounds are noted and recorded and what it would sound like,and what effect it would have on earth, if they were all played together at full volume?hmmmmm
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"Swingle girls unite! We are FABulous swingers just as we are
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https://youtu.be/tH3R4CGHn6U
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
Do real swingers hang bacon from their pampas grass? Also how many swinger points if a lady has an ankle chain made from bacon
Depends if she is in to dogging?"'ruff'? | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
Do real swingers hang bacon from their pampas grass? Also how many swinger points if a lady has an ankle chain made from bacon
What are you talking about?
It's a bacon trail from pampas grass to hot tub
And as for ankle chain, double points for girth and quadruple for sheer tights made of bacon"its a slippery slope | |||
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So in answer to your post is the answer 'Yes'? Or possibly 42?
to forget about it try a 69, its quite therapeutic
or a 99, cos that's ice cream and chocolate..mmmmmmmm
Or a 68- you give me 1 and I will owe you 1? "ill give you a number of....... fill in the blank xx | |||
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"That is a perfect summing up of today's lessons on Fab
Forum lessons are often useful but today was major. I for one had an epiphany.
I knew how I'd been approaching swinging was all wrong. But I couldn't quite put my finger on my mistakes. I'd even considered writing a 'What Am I Doing Wrong' post but now, thankfully I don't need to
Imagine my relief at discovering that my presence on here, to only meet single males, is causing the reputation of swinging to deteriorate. Now that I am aware of this I shall make it my duty to uphold the sordid 'keys in the bowl' reputation above all else. I know what I must do.
I therefore shall find a partner, somewhere else, and then we will have a couples profile. From that lofty height I and my new partner, who luck would have it was a swinger and didn't know about Fab, will be able to look down our noses at mere singles.
And then I shall be a true swinger
In the meantime I must point out that I have cooked AND eaten bacon today. How many 'Swinger Points' do I get for that?
You only get swinger points if you used the bacon grease as lube for an anal pegging session
hahaha the strapon called the porker.. love it..i should be in marketing..
bring your own, safe sex and swingers 'nectar' card, cos 'every little helps..
Just reminds me of family guy when they went to a strip club and quagmire swiped his credit card in a girls arse lol"lol...as long as we can do the same..im all for equality.. | |||
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"puma king and timberland should begin with capital letters. No need to thank me Suzy, you're very, very welcome. "tell me, why is Dick spelled with a capital D, but penis isn't..is it cos they arent that important? what what do you call yours, with a capital letter, for marketing purposes does anyone take any notice, and does 'character' size matter to you? | |||
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"that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up.. ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man
Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins.
I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
Many big hugs back to you, you lovely quirky bundle of fumbles xx
it didnt get pregnat honest i was with my husband at the time, it did sit there though legs akimbo and tease me relentlessly, making me believe it was for real eating some nuts...i would have married it, had it not been bolted to the floor.. i wasnt into heavy bondage at the time.. my husband laughed at me for my innocence...i came away fully shamed, and promised i would learn all i could.. i now have a toy squirrel and no husband.. xxx
Tut tut tut, bloody husband's expecting you to be a kink master... Or mistress. At least now you have a toy with some nuts
mistress is too much effort as is washing other peoples socks and cooking for them..
I read that as cocks and sooking. A much better set of roles, especially if you're a greedy girl "if men can have as many women as they can get, i dont see why women have to be called 'greedy' for wanting the same, more suppression of women by spell-ings..ill have as many or as little, as i want and get thanks, without approval, or seeking permission..or associating myself with that 'label' or, any other...  | |||
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"if men can have as many women as they can get, i dont see why women have to be called 'greedy' for wanting the same, more suppression of women by spell-ings..ill have as many or as little, as i want and get thanks, without approval, or seeking permission..or associating myself with that 'label' or, any other... "Equality is equality. I am a greedy-boy then | |||
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"This totally put a smile on my face thankyou Suzy as always for just being you xx "youre a darling..love you and big hugs vara xx | |||
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"if men can have as many women as they can get, i dont see why women have to be called 'greedy' for wanting the same, more suppression of women by spell-ings..ill have as many or as little, as i want and get thanks, without approval, or seeking permission..or associating myself with that 'label' or, any other...
Equality is equality. I am a greedy-boy then "the fact is, no one cares if you are or not, but they have concerns and labels and it provokes attention if women do, that's the point... | |||
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"that belongs on the did you do it with someone highly inappropriate thread.. or the taboo thread..awesome!! i may have gone up on some peoples credibility checklist...hehehe rate my double, was she better than me?.. shes ran off with my lover, stories coming right up.. ill get money off Jeremy Kyle and take you to Las Vegas.. i love it in Vegas, what happens there, stays there, even their mechanical squirrels..true story for another time x
big hugs to another improper swinger..i love you man, peace man
Ah, the someone inappropriate thread. One for the colleagues, colleagues partners, friends, friends family members, and in some areas of the UK, cousins.
I do not rate as people are all different, you were very anal and she was very oral, suffice it to say I came a happy man
I think the mechanical squirrel constitutes as inappropriate, however, because it's Vegas, that rule is negated and inappropriacy is no longer a thing (although, if the squirrel is pregnant, you have to marry it if you had sex in Texas)
Many big hugs back to you, you lovely quirky bundle of fumbles xx
it didnt get pregnat honest i was with my husband at the time, it did sit there though legs akimbo and tease me relentlessly, making me believe it was for real eating some nuts...i would have married it, had it not been bolted to the floor.. i wasnt into heavy bondage at the time.. my husband laughed at me for my innocence...i came away fully shamed, and promised i would learn all i could.. i now have a toy squirrel and no husband.. xxx
Tut tut tut, bloody husband's expecting you to be a kink master... Or mistress. At least now you have a toy with some nuts
mistress is too much effort as is washing other peoples socks and cooking for them..
I read that as cocks and sooking. A much better set of roles, especially if you're a greedy girl
if men can have as many women as they can get, i dont see why women have to be called 'greedy' for wanting the same, more suppression of women by spell-ings..ill have as many or as little, as i want and get thanks, without approval, or seeking permission..or associating myself with that 'label' or, any other... "A very good point well made Suzy. I hadn't thought of it like that. I'm gonna be thinking on that all day working out the underlying connotations now | |||
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