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"Hawaiian shirts on the older man... " Haha, unless you go swing dancing, they all wear them on the retro scene! | |||
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"Hawaiian shirts on the older man... Haha, unless you go swing dancing, they all wear them on the retro scene! " that's fine...but otherwise not cool | |||
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"Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe.... " with lettering on back saying "any hole is a goal" | |||
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"Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties" That properly made me laugh out loud... on the bus!! Budgie smugglers... on anyone who is not a professional swimmer! Just no! | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. " Do you know why Crocs have holes? It allows your dignity to leak out | |||
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"Uggs 3/4 pants Loud socks Short shorts on middle aged men Chinos esp beige ones Hawaiian shirts Pointy shoes that turn up at the end Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build) Beards that birds could nest in Glasses as a fashion accessory Matching sweat pants and jumpers Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time) G-star jeans or market rip offs ANYTHING from Sports Direct Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties Leather jackets apart from biker jackets" Elasticated waist trousers | |||
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"Mankinis Socks still on when naked 'Joke' underpants" Oh yeah I forgot novelty undies they're shocking.I mean who would wear those ?? | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. " What if the suit is brown? | |||
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"Crocs Shit stoppers White sports socks with 2 sport rings Shiny tracky bottoms with slip on shoes Naf co 54 jackets Eclipse jeans Rockport boots Nike Air Max Snidy Stone Island jackets " This is mostly Ned chic you describe | |||
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"Mankinis Socks still on when naked 'Joke' underpants" Totally agree. And boxers that was originally black gone to grey colour and white gone a off white. | |||
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"Uggs 3/4 pants Loud socks Short shorts on middle aged men Chinos esp beige ones Hawaiian shirts Pointy shoes that turn up at the end Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build) Beards that birds could nest in Glasses as a fashion accessory Matching sweat pants and jumpers Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time) G-star jeans or market rip offs ANYTHING from Sports Direct Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties Leather jackets apart from biker jackets Elasticated waist trousers " | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. " leather trousers even when I'm on my bike x | |||
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"Uggs 3/4 pants Loud socks Short shorts on middle aged men Chinos esp beige ones Hawaiian shirts Pointy shoes that turn up at the end Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build) Beards that birds could nest in Glasses as a fashion accessory Matching sweat pants and jumpers Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time) G-star jeans or market rip offs ANYTHING from Sports Direct Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties Leather jackets apart from biker jackets Elasticated waist trousers " In fairness 'fess up It was you that introduced me to them I should have known better when you suggested a social in the changing rooms at Boundary Mill | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. " what if its a brown suit????? | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. what if its a brown suit?????" The only suits that should be worn with black shoes are black or charcoal ones. Navy, camel etc should be worn with tan shoes. A Navy suit with black shoes is a very common mistake. | |||
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"Totally agree. And boxers that was originally black gone to grey colour and white gone a off white. " Oh yes, nasty | |||
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"Uggs 3/4 pants Loud socks Short shorts on middle aged men Chinos esp beige ones Hawaiian shirts Pointy shoes that turn up at the end Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build) Beards that birds could nest in Glasses as a fashion accessory Matching sweat pants and jumpers Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time) G-star jeans or market rip offs ANYTHING from Sports Direct Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties Leather jackets apart from biker jackets Elasticated waist trousers In fairness 'fess up It was you that introduced me to them I should have known better when you suggested a social in the changing rooms at Boundary Mill " admit it you've never looked back | |||
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"Track suit bottoms, three quarter length trousers that don't taper at the hem, any trousers that fasten under the stomach, combat trousers or shorts with loads of stuff in the pockets. I could go on but I fear I would become hysterical " and baggy vests | |||
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"Oh no! Looks like I'm going to need to get a new wardrobe OK, not really that bad. Never tried 'em myself, but I know someone who swears that Crocs are actually very comfy However, some of my hates would be: Shiny track suits when out shopping - actually, let's just say "Shiny Tracksuits" "Wolfy" fleeces (or other animal patterned fleeces come to that) 3/4 track suit trousers (or even worse, summer trousers) Men with trousers around their arse so they can show the waistband of their George / Next / Primark (delete as appropriate) undies Football shirts when not attending a match - why? A personal dislike of mine was the fashion for very wide arms on glasses (mainly for females). I tend to think they looked more like something from the 60's and not flattering Anyway, off out to walk the dog now in my ensemble from Chav World, just need to find my other sandal " | |||
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"Oh no! Looks like I'm going to need to get a new wardrobe OK, not really that bad. Never tried 'em myself, but I know someone who swears that Crocs are actually very comfy However, some of my hates would be: Shiny track suits when out shopping - actually, let's just say "Shiny Tracksuits" "Wolfy" fleeces (or other animal patterned fleeces come to that) 3/4 track suit trousers (or even worse, summer trousers) Men with trousers around their arse so they can show the waistband of their George / Next / Primark (delete as appropriate) undies Football shirts when not attending a match - why? A personal dislike of mine was the fashion for very wide arms on glasses (mainly for females). I tend to think they looked more like something from the 60's and not flattering Anyway, off out to walk the dog now in my ensemble from Chav World, just need to find my other sandal " Wolfy fleeces pmsl AWESOME | |||
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"Uggs 3/4 pants Loud socks Short shorts on middle aged men Chinos esp beige ones Hawaiian shirts Pointy shoes that turn up at the end Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build) Beards that birds could nest in Glasses as a fashion accessory Matching sweat pants and jumpers Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time) G-star jeans or market rip offs ANYTHING from Sports Direct Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties Leather jackets apart from biker jackets Elasticated waist trousers In fairness 'fess up It was you that introduced me to them I should have known better when you suggested a social in the changing rooms at Boundary Mill admit it you've never looked back" Only longingly at the belt section | |||
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"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop." I'd run a mile of a man I knew had sandals One of my or colleagues , a young man of only 30 years had three pairs delivered today, he wasn't to happy about my comments which included gross and oh your poor wife! | |||
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"Skinny jeans - look absolutely ridiculous!!! " Agreed....On any late teen/adult male | |||
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"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop. I'd run a mile of a man I knew had sandals One of my or colleagues , a young man of only 30 years had three pairs delivered today, he wasn't to happy about my comments which included gross and oh your poor wife!" You can't go wrong with Birkenstocks | |||
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"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop. I'd run a mile of a man I knew had sandals One of my or colleagues , a young man of only 30 years had three pairs delivered today, he wasn't to happy about my comments which included gross and oh your poor wife! You can't go wrong with Birkenstocks " Flip flop ones I hope | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. what if its a brown suit????? The only suits that should be worn with black shoes are black or charcoal ones. Navy, camel etc should be worn with tan shoes. A Navy suit with black shoes is a very common mistake. " I'm not sure who makes the rules but brown shoes are fine with a brown suit or indeed anything else you wanna wear when you aren't employed in the legal world. When you work in law, or certainly in Edinburgh, brown shoes with a navy suit are a faux pas. I've never seen any man in the corporate world in a brown suit. And leathers are fine if you're on a motorbike. Just as lycra is acceptable if you're on a push bike. Crocs will never be acceptable. | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. " What if the shoes match the belt??? | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. what if its a brown suit????? The only suits that should be worn with black shoes are black or charcoal ones. Navy, camel etc should be worn with tan shoes. A Navy suit with black shoes is a very common mistake. I'm not sure who makes the rules but brown shoes are fine with a brown suit or indeed anything else you wanna wear when you aren't employed in the legal world. When you work in law, or certainly in Edinburgh, brown shoes with a navy suit are a faux pas. I've never seen any man in the corporate world in a brown suit. And leathers are fine if you're on a motorbike. Just as lycra is acceptable if you're on a push bike. Crocs will never be acceptable. " Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules. The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. | |||
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"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules. The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. " Rules according to whom? If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here. | |||
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"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules. The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. Rules according to whom? If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here. " Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club".. | |||
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"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules. The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. Rules according to whom? If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here. Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club".." I'm pretty sure our no brown shoes rule extends to our London office but I'll double check tomorrow. | |||
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"Football shirts or the full kit even." Agreed. Also not clothes but I really dislike the 'manbun' | |||
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"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules. The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. Rules according to whom? If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here. Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club".. I'm pretty sure our no brown shoes rule extends to our London office but I'll double check tomorrow. " No brown shoes is fair enough, but if you had any sense of sartorial elegance, then you wouldn't wear a navy suit under those circumstances, it would have to be charcoal (black is tacky). | |||
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"Baseball caps. There. I've said it. I swear they must be too tight and restrict the blood flow to the brain" Lmao! I went on a night out in Walsall in the summer during the very brief heatwave we had. In one very busy bar one guy with a shaved head had obviously been wearing a baseball cap in the sun, as you could see the half moon shape sunburnt on the back of his head where the cap adjustment is situated. | |||
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"I can't think of anything I particularly abhor on a man unless it's dirty,or unkempt. The scruffy look takes a lot of hard work and only suits some men. I did when my man friend walked in wearing those camel toe things. Is there some kind of health benefit to a two toed shoe? " The only people allowed to wear two toed shoes should be ninjas | |||
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"Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe.... with lettering on back saying "any hole is a goal" " Or 'I sincerely believe I can dance energetically in this for hours and not start to smell.....' | |||
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"Football shirts or the full kit even. Agreed. Also not clothes but I really dislike the 'manbun' " Only David Beckham could pull it off. | |||
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"All very subjective - I'm 'guilty' of quite a few of these yet am fairly sure I'm better dressed than their authors. " Flip flops? | |||
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"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening) Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up! Shell suits - just no. Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no! Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy. Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels. Vests - put on a t-shirt That'll do for now. " I've got a suite that only goes with brown shoes. It's sort of light khaki more on the brown side. Black shoes just wouldn't match properly. And anyway, I don't wear shoes, I wear Chelsea boots. | |||
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"Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties That properly made me laugh out loud... on the bus!! Budgie smugglers... on anyone who is not a professional swimmer! Just no! " Does sewing your swimming badges on, mean your a professional? | |||
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"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules. The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. Rules according to whom? If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here. Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club".. I'm pretty sure our no brown shoes rule extends to our London office but I'll double check tomorrow. No brown shoes is fair enough, but if you had any sense of sartorial elegance, then you wouldn't wear a navy suit under those circumstances, it would have to be charcoal (black is tacky). " To be fair... most of them are in grey. There are a couple who favour navy but with black shoes. This is not something I'd do as I'm a girl and I have navy shoes. | |||
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"A man of mine with any clothes on seriously though a man in ladies knickers or stockings or both, there is a reason they're sold in the ladies section! They look good on us, they are made for us, we have the figure to make them look good. Men you do not!" Speak for your bloody self! Some of us look good in what we wear! | |||
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"Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties That properly made me laugh out loud... on the bus!! Budgie smugglers... on anyone who is not a professional swimmer! Just no! Does sewing your swimming badges on, mean your a professional? " Step away from the budgie smugglers!! | |||
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"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop." what about flip flops | |||
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"Sunglasses at night Asian Guys that think they're Usher" Or Ali G. | |||
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"Socks in bed" Stops cold feet so us guys don't do a runner and have you tried taking socks of whilst in a sex situation and you always can't find one after The bending over the removing etc etc | |||
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"Looks like I'm cool with my long johns" I like long johns, means you've been doing outdoor man stuff | |||
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"Every day on here I'll see at least two posts saying it's a turn off when ladies wear certain things. Ladies, what do you see a man in and think "dear god no"? 'Hilarious' slogan tshirts Boot cut jeans " Beanie hats | |||
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"Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe.... " How about hockey tops ? | |||
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