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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every day on here I'll see at least two posts saying it's a turn off when ladies wear certain things. Ladies, what do you see a man in and think "dear god no"?

'Hilarious' slogan tshirts

Boot cut jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawaiian shirts on the older man...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Track suit bottoms, three quarter length trousers that don't taper at the hem, any trousers that fasten under the stomach, combat trousers or shorts with loads of stuff in the pockets. I could go on but I fear I would become hysterical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quilted jackets

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad no one said mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad no one said mankini "

Retracts wink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uggs

3/4 pants

Loud socks

Short shorts on middle aged men

Chinos esp beige ones

Hawaiian shirts

Pointy shoes that turn up at the end

Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build)

Beards that birds could nest in

Glasses as a fashion accessory

Matching sweat pants and jumpers

Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time)

G-star jeans or market rip offs

ANYTHING from Sports Direct

Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

Leather jackets apart from biker jackets

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hawaiian shirts on the older man... "

Haha, unless you go swing dancing, they all wear them on the retro scene!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hawaiian shirts on the older man...

Haha, unless you go swing dancing, they all wear them on the retro scene! "

that's fine...but otherwise not cool

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe.... "

with lettering on back saying "any hole is a goal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad no one said mankini

Retracts wink! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please no one say googly eyes

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties"

That properly made me laugh out loud... on the bus!!

Budgie smugglers... on anyone who is not a professional swimmer! Just no!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Socks in bed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tracksuit bottoms and trainers..save them for the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. "

Do you know why Crocs have holes?

It allows your dignity to leak out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

Shit stoppers

White sports socks with 2 sport rings

Shiny tracky bottoms with slip on shoes

Naf co 54 jackets

Eclipse jeans

Rockport boots

Nike Air Max

Snidy Stone Island jackets

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Mankinis

Socks still on when naked

'Joke' underpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Chinos esp beige ones

"

I am a key culprit of this

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"Uggs

3/4 pants

Loud socks

Short shorts on middle aged men

Chinos esp beige ones

Hawaiian shirts

Pointy shoes that turn up at the end

Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build)

Beards that birds could nest in

Glasses as a fashion accessory

Matching sweat pants and jumpers

Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time)

G-star jeans or market rip offs

ANYTHING from Sports Direct

Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

Leather jackets apart from biker jackets"

Elasticated waist trousers

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

See through boxer shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mankinis

Socks still on when naked

'Joke' underpants"

Oh yeah I forgot novelty undies they're shocking.I mean who would wear those ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'd best throw my autumn winter wardrobe away and start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. "

What if the suit is brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs

Shit stoppers

White sports socks with 2 sport rings

Shiny tracky bottoms with slip on shoes

Naf co 54 jackets

Eclipse jeans

Rockport boots

Nike Air Max

Snidy Stone Island jackets

"

This is mostly Ned chic you describe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mankinis

Socks still on when naked

'Joke' underpants"

Totally agree.

And boxers that was originally black gone to grey colour and white gone a off white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uggs

3/4 pants

Loud socks

Short shorts on middle aged men

Chinos esp beige ones

Hawaiian shirts

Pointy shoes that turn up at the end

Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build)

Beards that birds could nest in

Glasses as a fashion accessory

Matching sweat pants and jumpers

Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time)

G-star jeans or market rip offs

ANYTHING from Sports Direct

Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

Leather jackets apart from biker jackets

Elasticated waist trousers

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

You forgot gloves with the string down each sleeve

And tank tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biege Y-fronts with mustard beading

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By *urvy_bi_honeyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Speedos - should be made illegal!

Beards - unhygienic

Oversized men in undersized suits - no!

Jesus creeper sandals

Anything that's lime green!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. "

leather trousers even when I'm on my bike x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uggs

3/4 pants

Loud socks

Short shorts on middle aged men

Chinos esp beige ones

Hawaiian shirts

Pointy shoes that turn up at the end

Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build)

Beards that birds could nest in

Glasses as a fashion accessory

Matching sweat pants and jumpers

Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time)

G-star jeans or market rip offs

ANYTHING from Sports Direct

Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

Leather jackets apart from biker jackets

Elasticated waist trousers

"

In fairness 'fess up

It was you that introduced me to them

I should have known better when you suggested a social in the changing rooms at Boundary Mill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football shirts or the full kit even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. "
what if its a brown suit?????

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. what if its a brown suit?????"

The only suits that should be worn with black shoes are black or charcoal ones.

Navy, camel etc should be worn with tan shoes.

A Navy suit with black shoes is a very common mistake.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Totally agree.

And boxers that was originally black gone to grey colour and white gone a off white. "

Oh yes, nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad nobody has said another item of underwear! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Looks like I'm going to need to get a new wardrobe

OK, not really that bad. Never tried 'em myself, but I know someone who swears that Crocs are actually very comfy

However, some of my hates would be:

Shiny track suits when out shopping - actually, let's just say "Shiny Tracksuits"

"Wolfy" fleeces (or other animal patterned fleeces come to that)

3/4 track suit trousers (or even worse, summer trousers)

Men with trousers around their arse so they can show the waistband of their George / Next / Primark (delete as appropriate) undies

Football shirts when not attending a match - why?

A personal dislike of mine was the fashion for very wide arms on glasses (mainly for females). I tend to think they looked more like something from the 60's and not flattering

Anyway, off out to walk the dog now in my ensemble from Chav World, just need to find my other sandal

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Skinny jeans - look absolutely ridiculous!!!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"Uggs

3/4 pants

Loud socks

Short shorts on middle aged men

Chinos esp beige ones

Hawaiian shirts

Pointy shoes that turn up at the end

Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build)

Beards that birds could nest in

Glasses as a fashion accessory

Matching sweat pants and jumpers

Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time)

G-star jeans or market rip offs

ANYTHING from Sports Direct

Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

Leather jackets apart from biker jackets

Elasticated waist trousers

In fairness 'fess up

It was you that introduced me to them

I should have known better when you suggested a social in the changing rooms at Boundary Mill "

admit it you've never looked back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Track suit bottoms, three quarter length trousers that don't taper at the hem, any trousers that fasten under the stomach, combat trousers or shorts with loads of stuff in the pockets. I could go on but I fear I would become hysterical "

and baggy vests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Bloody glad I'm not a man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no! Looks like I'm going to need to get a new wardrobe

OK, not really that bad. Never tried 'em myself, but I know someone who swears that Crocs are actually very comfy

However, some of my hates would be:

Shiny track suits when out shopping - actually, let's just say "Shiny Tracksuits"

"Wolfy" fleeces (or other animal patterned fleeces come to that)

3/4 track suit trousers (or even worse, summer trousers)

Men with trousers around their arse so they can show the waistband of their George / Next / Primark (delete as appropriate) undies

Football shirts when not attending a match - why?

A personal dislike of mine was the fashion for very wide arms on glasses (mainly for females). I tend to think they looked more like something from the 60's and not flattering

Anyway, off out to walk the dog now in my ensemble from Chav World, just need to find my other sandal

"

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

I was once criticised for my chocolate and lemon coloured y fronts....

they were supposed to be white though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no! Looks like I'm going to need to get a new wardrobe

OK, not really that bad. Never tried 'em myself, but I know someone who swears that Crocs are actually very comfy

However, some of my hates would be:

Shiny track suits when out shopping - actually, let's just say "Shiny Tracksuits"

"Wolfy" fleeces (or other animal patterned fleeces come to that)

3/4 track suit trousers (or even worse, summer trousers)

Men with trousers around their arse so they can show the waistband of their George / Next / Primark (delete as appropriate) undies

Football shirts when not attending a match - why?

A personal dislike of mine was the fashion for very wide arms on glasses (mainly for females). I tend to think they looked more like something from the 60's and not flattering

Anyway, off out to walk the dog now in my ensemble from Chav World, just need to find my other sandal

"

Wolfy fleeces pmsl AWESOME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uggs

3/4 pants

Loud socks

Short shorts on middle aged men

Chinos esp beige ones

Hawaiian shirts

Pointy shoes that turn up at the end

Skinny fit suits (unless you are of slight build)

Beards that birds could nest in

Glasses as a fashion accessory

Matching sweat pants and jumpers

Polo shirts on big guys (they show your moobage big time)

G-star jeans or market rip offs

ANYTHING from Sports Direct

Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

Leather jackets apart from biker jackets

Elasticated waist trousers

In fairness 'fess up

It was you that introduced me to them

I should have known better when you suggested a social in the changing rooms at Boundary Mill

admit it you've never looked back"

Only longingly at the belt section

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

so the up-shot is you just want us to walk around naked then?

could've just said that and saved us the bother of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything I particularly abhor on a man unless it's dirty,or unkempt. The scruffy look takes a lot of hard work and only suits some men.

I did when my man friend walked in wearing those camel toe things. Is there some kind of health benefit to a two toed shoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suits! Especially full on tuxedos. Yes I know its the done thing to think they are hot but I say they are NOT Im so glad S never wears one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White socks and black shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop."

I'd run a mile of a man I knew had sandals

One of my or colleagues , a young man of only 30 years had three pairs delivered today, he wasn't to happy about my comments which included gross and oh your poor wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read through this with a sense of relief!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Polo shirts, especially when the buttons are done up. Even the best looking guy looks awful dressed like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skinny jeans - look absolutely ridiculous!!! "

Agreed....On any late teen/adult male

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop.

I'd run a mile of a man I knew had sandals

One of my or colleagues , a young man of only 30 years had three pairs delivered today, he wasn't to happy about my comments which included gross and oh your poor wife!"

You can't go wrong with Birkenstocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'hipster douchbag' look...I hate it with a passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop.

I'd run a mile of a man I knew had sandals

One of my or colleagues , a young man of only 30 years had three pairs delivered today, he wasn't to happy about my comments which included gross and oh your poor wife!

You can't go wrong with Birkenstocks "

Flip flop ones I hope

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. what if its a brown suit?????

The only suits that should be worn with black shoes are black or charcoal ones.

Navy, camel etc should be worn with tan shoes.

A Navy suit with black shoes is a very common mistake. "

I'm not sure who makes the rules but brown shoes are fine with a brown suit or indeed anything else you wanna wear when you aren't employed in the legal world. When you work in law, or certainly in Edinburgh, brown shoes with a navy suit are a faux pas. I've never seen any man in the corporate world in a brown suit.

And leathers are fine if you're on a motorbike. Just as lycra is acceptable if you're on a push bike.

Crocs will never be acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man of mine with any clothes on seriously though a man in ladies knickers or stockings or both, there is a reason they're sold in the ladies section! They look good on us, they are made for us, we have the figure to make them look good. Men you do not!

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By *untimetonks69Couple
over a year ago

IRVING

Yfronts should be banned

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Trousers with a waist size about 20 inches smaller than someone's waist size, albeit the surplus waist ballooning over the top of the trouser's waist.

A random selection of stripes/lines, patterns and motifs all cobbled together.

Very high waist band trousers.

'Comic' statements upon clothing that weren't funny whenever first stated.

Gilets

Sports socks mismatched to the rest of the clothing style

Trousers that are too short, resembling an adolescent boy's who is undergoing a rapid growth spurt

Poorly fitting clothes, that seemingly appear like fabric coverings, leaving the likely wearer's body shape a mystery. Also, mixing over-tight clothes with excessively baggy clothes.

Formal shoes that mismatch with the rest of a guy's clothing style.

Showing off underwear parts that should remain covered.

Very, very baggy jeans/trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. "

What if the shoes match the belt???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've created a monster....

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. what if its a brown suit?????

The only suits that should be worn with black shoes are black or charcoal ones.

Navy, camel etc should be worn with tan shoes.

A Navy suit with black shoes is a very common mistake.

I'm not sure who makes the rules but brown shoes are fine with a brown suit or indeed anything else you wanna wear when you aren't employed in the legal world. When you work in law, or certainly in Edinburgh, brown shoes with a navy suit are a faux pas. I've never seen any man in the corporate world in a brown suit.

And leathers are fine if you're on a motorbike. Just as lycra is acceptable if you're on a push bike.

Crocs will never be acceptable. "

Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules.

The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules.

The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway. "

Rules according to whom?

If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules.

The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway.

Rules according to whom?

If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here. "

Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club"..

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

Baseball caps. There. I've said it.

I swear they must be too tight and restrict the blood flow to the brain

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Liking this thread.

I only have to throw out 17 items of clothing so far.

..and all my shoes can stay.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules.

The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway.

Rules according to whom?

If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here.

Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club".."

I'm pretty sure our no brown shoes rule extends to our London office but I'll double check tomorrow.

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Football shirts or the full kit even."

Agreed.

Also not clothes but I really dislike the 'manbun'

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules.

The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway.

Rules according to whom?

If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here.

Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club"..

I'm pretty sure our no brown shoes rule extends to our London office but I'll double check tomorrow. "

No brown shoes is fair enough, but if you had any sense of sartorial elegance, then you wouldn't wear a navy suit under those circumstances, it would have to be charcoal (black is tacky).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in flip flops with jeans on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me. I'm gonna have to walk around naked at this rate!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Baseball caps. There. I've said it.

I swear they must be too tight and restrict the blood flow to the brain"

Lmao! I went on a night out in Walsall in the summer during the very brief heatwave we had.

In one very busy bar one guy with a shaved head had obviously been wearing a baseball cap in the sun, as you could see the half moon shape sunburnt on the back of his head where the cap adjustment is situated.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I can't think of anything I particularly abhor on a man unless it's dirty,or unkempt. The scruffy look takes a lot of hard work and only suits some men.

I did when my man friend walked in wearing those camel toe things. Is there some kind of health benefit to a two toed shoe? "

The only people allowed to wear two toed shoes should be ninjas

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Pet hates of mine are corduroy trousers, especially if they are brown cords, just ewwwww!

Also black trousers, with white socks and black shoes should only be allowed if you are a Michael Jackson tribute act.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe....

with lettering on back saying "any hole is a goal" "

Or 'I sincerely believe I can dance energetically in this for hours and not start to smell.....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm cool with my long johns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip flops just no

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Pink stripey ties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football shirts or the full kit even.

Agreed.

Also not clothes but I really dislike the 'manbun' "

Only David Beckham could pull it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All very subjective - I'm 'guilty' of quite a few of these yet am fairly sure I'm better dressed than their authors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All very subjective - I'm 'guilty' of quite a few of these yet am fairly sure I'm better dressed than their authors. "

Flip flops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent seen a post about dungeries surley they need the boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I one of these guys that let's a woman dress me. They usually do a better job anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs - be ashamed (unless you're gardening)

Jeans that hang off their arse - pull them up!

Shell suits - just no.

Cowboy boots - no no no and another dollop of no!

Leather trousers - you're too old for those (even if you're 20) you're not a cowboy.

Brown shoes with a suit - wrong on too many levels.

Vests - put on a t-shirt

That'll do for now. "

I've got a suite that only goes with brown shoes. It's sort of light khaki more on the brown side. Black shoes just wouldn't match properly. And anyway, I don't wear shoes, I wear Chelsea boots.

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over a year ago


"Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

That properly made me laugh out loud... on the bus!!

Budgie smugglers... on anyone who is not a professional swimmer! Just no! "

Does sewing your swimming badges on, mean your a professional?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Navy suit, tan shoes (not brown), tan belt. Those are the rules.

The only time I can think where you might wear black shoes with one is if you were also wearing a black tie. Pinstripe suits are different, but I wouldn't wear a pinstripe suit anyway.

Rules according to whom?

If one of he lads turned up in our office with tan shoes/belt then they'd be sent home smartish. I dare say it's old school but it's definitely the rules up here.

Down here if you wore black shoes with a navy suit, nobody would comment, but you definitely aren't "in the club"..

I'm pretty sure our no brown shoes rule extends to our London office but I'll double check tomorrow.

No brown shoes is fair enough, but if you had any sense of sartorial elegance, then you wouldn't wear a navy suit under those circumstances, it would have to be charcoal (black is tacky). "

To be fair... most of them are in grey. There are a couple who favour navy but with black shoes. This is not something I'd do as I'm a girl and I have navy shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man of mine with any clothes on seriously though a man in ladies knickers or stockings or both, there is a reason they're sold in the ladies section! They look good on us, they are made for us, we have the figure to make them look good. Men you do not!"

Speak for your bloody self!

Some of us look good in what we wear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait let me grab my flares and my baggy undone frilly shirt im hitting the dancefloor.... night fever night fever

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Briefs

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Clarks shoes - the flat ones that look like overcooked pasties

That properly made me laugh out loud... on the bus!!

Budgie smugglers... on anyone who is not a professional swimmer! Just no!

Does sewing your swimming badges on, mean your a professional? "

Step away from the budgie smugglers!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Sandals with socks. In fact sandals full stop."

what about flip flops

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Crocs are fine on the beach - esp Cap d'A.

My pet hate? Cuff links during the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about spats, plus fours, an Astrakhan overcoat and my straw boater?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is such a service to the community!

Has anyone mentioned two-tone shirts yet? Surest sign of deep-seated evil...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunglasses at night

Asian Guys that think they're Usher

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Sunglasses at night

Asian Guys that think they're Usher"

Or Ali G.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Clothing that has over-bobbled, twisted and degraded, whether from unusual washing practices or the positioning of incompatible materials - often synthetic - in the vicinity of others. One day this will initiate explosion of the world's nuclear arsenal.

And why are those football tops etc synthetic? Even with advancements in deodorants to 48 hours, the wearer's still going to stink very quickly.

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

With most things I think it depends on the person in them but I have one massive hate and that's men in skinny jeans.

The arse always bulges out as if theve filled there pants. Gadz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks in bed"

Stops cold feet so us guys don't do a runner

and have you tried taking socks of whilst in a sex situation and you always can't find one after

The bending over the removing etc etc

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Looks like I'm cool with my long johns"

I like long johns, means you've been doing outdoor man stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day on here I'll see at least two posts saying it's a turn off when ladies wear certain things. Ladies, what do you see a man in and think "dear god no"?

'Hilarious' slogan tshirts

Boot cut jeans

"

Beanie hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beanie hats"

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luminous green hoodies, high waisted jeans and shit ink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White jeans

White trousers

White Chinos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks in bed"

Awwwww but me feet get cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh you are a bunch of fashion nazis haha! I have to say synthetic football shirts are about the only thing I can categorically say I loathe.... "

How about hockey tops ?

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